ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

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I’ve been on a full fibre diet all week to help increase stool transit time and it’s almost gone round the sphincter, one more push and it’s gone.

Adios Eddie :barscarf:

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rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:28 pm
I’ve been on a full fibre diet all week to help increase stool transit time and it’s almost gone round the sphincter, one more push and it’s gone.

Adios Eddie :barscarf:
Eddie lives in the village (opposite Trossard). I will let you know if I see any signs of a removals fan in the morning.

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:43 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:28 pm
I’ve been on a full fibre diet all week to help increase stool transit time and it’s almost gone round the sphincter, one more push and it’s gone.

Adios Eddie :barscarf:
Eddie lives in the village (opposite Trossard). I will let you know if I see any signs of a removals fan in the morning.
Probably be plenty of fans lining up to help him move!

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wibble wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:49 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:43 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:28 pm
I’ve been on a full fibre diet all week to help increase stool transit time and it’s almost gone round the sphincter, one more push and it’s gone.

Adios Eddie :barscarf:
Eddie lives in the village (opposite Trossard). I will let you know if I see any signs of a removals fan in the morning.
Probably be plenty of fans lining up to help him move!

:lol: :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:19 pm
TeeCee wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 7:53 pm
Apparently Artedu said of Sterling, "eh he run like a beetch an he heet de weemin like a beetch. Fock heem".
Is he Russian by birth?? :shock: :lol:
:coffeespit:
I concur wholeheartedly with the :lol: :lol: :lol: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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TeeCee wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2024 7:53 pm
Apparently Artedu said of Sterling, "eh he run like a beetch an he heet de weemin like a beetch. Fock heem".
Is he Russian by birth?? :shock: :lol:
Only on his Mother's side. :wink:

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I love the dismissive humour when talking about possibility of sterling joining us - its as if ye have never seen the way the club operates or seen us sign chav rejects before :roll: The cone boy is rumoured to be interested in bringing in someone to share duties with saka and that can maybe play central if needed - for the cone boy this could be a gift from god :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Personally I would expect a big backlash if we signed sterling, but I dont think that would worry the cone boy and I am really worried that it will happen

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Apparently we are sniffing around Chelsea. Lukaku on loan when Eddie goes…

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:38 am
Apparently we are sniffing around Chelsea. Lukaku on loan when Eddie goes…
This is not the time nor the place for crazy talk

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augie wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:33 am
I love the dismissive humour when talking about possibility of sterling joining us - its as if ye have never seen the way the club operates or seen us sign chav rejects before :roll: The cone boy is rumoured to be interested in bringing in someone to share duties with saka and that can maybe play central if needed - for the cone boy this could be a gift from god :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Personally I would expect a big backlash if we signed sterling, but I dont think that would worry the cone boy and I am really worried that it will happen

To be honest augie, I haven’t seen much dismissive humour about it. Take a look at the previous page and everyone is making it clear they don’t want it to happen.

The fear is that most of us seem to think, as you do, that it’s absolutely the kind of signing Arteta would make. As for Bobby’s Lukaku rumour, we can only pray that is wrong.

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augie wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:33 am
I love the dismissive humour when talking about possibility of sterling joining us - its as if ye have never seen the way the club operates or seen us sign chav rejects before :roll: The cone boy is rumoured to be interested in bringing in someone to share duties with saka and that can maybe play central if needed - for the cone boy this could be a gift from god :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Personally I would expect a big backlash if we signed sterling, but I dont think that would worry the cone boy and I am really worried that it will happen
Would hate for this to happen and turn you negative about the club, Augie

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Cockerill's chin wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 10:17 am
augie wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:33 am
I love the dismissive humour when talking about possibility of sterling joining us - its as if ye have never seen the way the club operates or seen us sign chav rejects before :roll: The cone boy is rumoured to be interested in bringing in someone to share duties with saka and that can maybe play central if needed - for the cone boy this could be a gift from god :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Personally I would expect a big backlash if we signed sterling, but I dont think that would worry the cone boy and I am really worried that it will happen
Would hate for this to happen and turn you negative about the club, Augie
Would be a disaster for the club to sign that shit......large part of fanbase would be totally against it.....would kill my interest seeing that wanker in our famous jersey

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:38 am
Apparently we are sniffing around Chelsea. Lukaku on loan when Eddie goes…
While I know you're on the wind up, it still wouldn't surprise me at all.

Double trouble - Sterling AND Lukaku. Chilwell on a free, too. Go the whole hog.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:26 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:38 am
Apparently we are sniffing around Chelsea. Lukaku on loan when Eddie goes…
While I know you're on the wind up, it still wouldn't surprise me at all.

Double trouble - Sterling AND Lukaku. Chilwell on a free, too. Go the whole hog.


As much as chilwell is a sick note, he would piss into our team at left back :oops: :oops:

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:48 am
This is not the time nor the place for crazy talk


:coffeespit:

:rubchin:



:shock:


You don't... I mean... Naaah! You're Not ... You're Not Really Serious...I Mean .... :shock:

Oh! Lawdy Lawdy and Fuck a Duck... Surely Not.


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