ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[rodders999]

Car££r Boo$t

[Nick Nack]

Toney 365 to the chavs. Their 179th player in the squad.

What is going on with that club

Apparently they have also signed another keeper and they now have six Two in this window alone, with the latest signed until 2032, I kid you not



Those fuckers need their books properly audited, I wonder how many charges that would rack up

If other clubs boycotted buying from them, they would be fucked big time

We all know footballers aren’t known for their intelligence BUT it takes a certain level of brain deadery to agree to join the 147 man squad at Chelsea and believe that it will be, in ANY way, a career boost/benefit..

I suspect that there is a correlation between splinters pulled out of their arses and wages taken for doing fuck all over the term of the longest contract

It's a mathematical formula called the Chelsea Correlation

[mcdowell42]

Arsenal have informed Jakub Kiwior and his camp that he’s not for sale.

Despite interest from Villarreal and Bologna on loan move, Arsenal want to keep Kiwior at the club.

Decision made as @wlodar85 has reported today.

[augie]

Arsenal have informed Jakub Kiwior and his camp that he’s not for sale.

Despite interest from Villarreal and Bologna on loan move, Arsenal want to keep Kiwior at the club.

Decision made as @wlodar85 has reported today.

Again I am asking what was the point in signing calafiori for so ? Both are left footed centre backs that can play left back, so wtf do we need both of them for ?? It's almost as though we dont have a proper plan in place

[mcdowell42]

Wolves interest in Aaron Ramsdale has cooled, as first reported by @nickmashiter. At current price, it's not a deal they're looking to pursue. Southampton remain interested in the goalkeeper, Arsenal favour a sale or loan with obligation.

[Kingralph]

Wolves interest in Aaron Ramsdale has cooled, as first reported by @nickmashiter. At current price, it's not a deal they're looking to pursue. Southampton remain interested in the goalkeeper, Arsenal favour a sale or loan with obligation.

Wolves haven’t got a pot to piss in, and never did. They had a £20 million bid turned down for a striker, and couldn’t follow that up with a higher offer, so there was no way they were ever getting anywhere near what we want for Rambo.

Them trying to sign Rambo is like me posting a reply to Neelam Gill’s instagram page and then telling my mates I nearly fücked her

[Kingralph]

Eddie Nketiah to Crystal Palace, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for £25m fixed fee plus £5m add-ons.

Nketiah already accepted to join #CPFC two days ago and he’s now set to complete medical tests.

Permanent move as Arsenal wanted, green light arrived.

I told you all this at 8am this morning. I’m the new BobbyP, it seems!

Some of us have full time jobs ,so don't spend our whole day reading everything, if I was only a part time gardener

Sorry McD. I completely forgot how strict those shift managers at Pizza Hut can be with their waiters

[Retro Gunner]

Mikel Merino has just signed his four year deal as Arsenal player. All sealed.

was anyone else interested, did they have any competition?

Yeah well i tried to sign him for the local sunday pub league, i was actually very open to the move till he heard i had not got 30 years in football so he's decided to go to Arsenal instead, I wish him well but i think we at dog and duck FC were the only genuine competition.

I heard that he failed the stringent Dog and Duck medical, which made him a perfect fit for the Arsenal.

[falkirk goon]

Wolves interest in Aaron Ramsdale has cooled, as first reported by @nickmashiter. At current price, it's not a deal they're looking to pursue. Southampton remain interested in the goalkeeper, Arsenal favour a sale or loan with obligation.

The handle of the fucker reporting this
@nick ma shiter holy fuck Is nickmashiter a Tolley thief in his spare time

[mcdowell42]

Eddie Nketiah to Crystal Palace, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for £25m fixed fee plus £5m add-ons.

Nketiah already accepted to join #CPFC two days ago and he’s now set to complete medical tests.

Permanent move as Arsenal wanted, green light arrived.

I told you all this at 8am this morning. I’m the new BobbyP, it seems!

Some of us have full time jobs ,so don't spend our whole day reading everything, if I was only a part time gardener

Sorry McD. I completely forgot how strict those shift managers at Pizza Hut can be with their waiters

Harsh

[mcdowell42]

Away from Arsenal rumours, utd are in talks with Chelsea about signing Raheem Sterling

[OneBardGooner]

I hate all these players leaving for other prem league clubs.....they are nailed on to haunt us later in the season. Im already twitching at the though of ESR and Iwobi running the show against us. At least Patino cant do to much damage from spain.

You were doing OK until the bit in red then I actually shit my pants laughing....

Stay with me now, its entirely possible that Iwobi could take up a wide or inside right position with ESR feeding him leaving him up against zinchenko...its not as far fetched as it sounds

Ohh! fer tecks sake mate DON'T say things like that...It might come true now...

If it does happen I'll tell everyone you junked us.

[DB10GOONER]

Wolves interest in Aaron Ramsdale has cooled, as first reported by @nickmashiter. At current price, it's not a deal they're looking to pursue. Southampton remain interested in the goalkeeper, Arsenal favour a sale or loan with obligation.

The handle of the fucker reporting this
@nick ma shiter holy fuck Is nickmashiter a Tolley thief in his spare time

Great spor falky!

Reminds me of my old twatter handle @philmagappin

[falkirk goon]

Wolves interest in Aaron Ramsdale has cooled, as first reported by @nickmashiter. At current price, it's not a deal they're looking to pursue. Southampton remain interested in the goalkeeper, Arsenal favour a sale or loan with obligation.

The handle of the fucker reporting this
@nick ma shiter holy fuck Is nickmashiter a Tolley thief in his spare time

Great spor falky!

Reminds me of my old twatter handle @philmagappin

Didn't there used to be a guy called Pork Hunt on here That always used to make me cackle

[gooner265]

Arsenal have informed Jakub Kiwior and his camp that he’s not for sale.

Despite interest from Villarreal and Bologna on loan move, Arsenal want to keep Kiwior at the club.

Decision made as @wlodar85 has reported today.

Again I am asking what was the point in signing calafiori for so ? Both are left footed centre backs that can play left back, so wtf do we need both of them for ?? It's almost as though we dont have a proper plan in place

The Italian is a left back as well , thi k that's where he will mainly play. Anyone who keeps Zinchenko away from left back is OK with me. Think Kiwior is a decent player personally.