ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[DB10GOONER]

So bloody predictable.
Rice excepted we always settle on the cheap option.
We all know that a proper goal scoring number 9 is needed but yet again we are doubling up in positions that we already have cover in.
When will the twats in charge realise that you do not win the league with cast offs.
PS Sky have just said that Arsenal fans will be delighted!!!!
Deluded the lot of them.

SlySports really are a shit tonne of vapid purile fucking fantasist wànkers aren't they?

"JT" is an England and chelsea legend, not a racist.
Fat Tongue has never dived.
Grannyshagger was a legend, not a diver.
Spit the Scouse is a legend, not a scumbag that spits at kids.
Spiv Neville, is a man utd legend, not a champagne socialist wànker that tried to get the England team to go on strike because they dropped his mate.
Herr Stupid Teeth is one of the all time great managers, not a bottler that lost 7 out of 8 cup finals and spent over 700 million to win a league where they changed the rules to help him.
Fat Poxychinos was an elite coach despite winning nothing in the first ten years of his career.
The bucket botherer Bielsa was an elite coach despite winning nothing of merit in a quarter century career.
Fat Sam AllThePies was a character, not a crook.
Ditto Arry Redkrapp.
Jamie Redkrapp was a top footballer, not a bog average wànker that won nothing in his career and has used his daddy's infamy to start a media career that exposes him as the tedious little prick that he is.

No, no, all the above are legends and great blokes.....

FOAD SlySports.

[DB10GOONER]

Down to final details in Sterling loan. There is a hope it will be done in time.- @MiguelDelaney

A "hope" by who ffs?

Miguel Delaney, another modern soccer ball wànker.

[xgtdec]

There’s even more hope it won’t be done at all, I can’t think of a single gooner who could claim to be happy signing sterling, he’s a dirtbag and well passed his best, dreadful management as always at Arsenal.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Nketiah gone!

https://x.com/cpfc/status/1829635761018179744?s=61

https://x.com/cpfc/status/1829636521105989775?s=61


Dancing the merry jig of life!

[Arsenal Till I Die]

MAJOR BREAKING from @alex_crook:

Fulham are now LEADING the race for Reiss Nelson!

[DB10GOONER]

MAJOR BREAKING from @alex_crook:

Fulham are now LEADING the race for Reiss Nelson!

Those words.... the.... race for Nelson....

[Arsenal Till I Die]

JUST IN from @SkyKaveh:

Raheem Sterling arrived at Arsenal training ground!

[rodders999]

I’m gonna have a w.ank with an obligation to nut before the night is out.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

JUST IN from @RyanTaylorSport:

Raheem Sterling is IN the building at Arsenal’s Sobha Reality Training Ground. Chelsea have given him permission to travel as agreement in final stages. Deal sheet being prepared, would then have until 1am to complete paperwork.

[mcdowell42]

Reiss Nelson now going to FULHAM! Not Ipswich. Deal sheet being submitted to get deal done in time. #AFC #FFC #ITFC

[IW8Goalmachine]

Please let them fuck this up

[DB10GOONER]

The joy of flushing Nketiah would be somewhat tempered if we do sign the girlfriend basher Sterling.

It'd be like flushing a big old shit down your toilet only to return an hour later to discover someone with a proper dose of Montezuma's Revenge has anally exploded a truck load of liquid shit all over your toilet, all over the cistern, even splashed the back wall and - sweet cycling Jesus Christ, is.... is that.... fucking hell... is that some splashed up there on the fucking ceiling too?!

[mcdowell42]

Reiss Nelson to Fulham, agreement done after Ipswich Town deal off!

Documents being prepared to get it done in time.

[IW8Goalmachine]

So Eddie they sold for 30mil yet they couldn't be arsed bidding 40mil for Toney

[the playing mantis]

Nketiah gone!

https://x.com/cpfc/status/1829635761018179744?s=61

Flush. Never grace us with your presence again you lazy shirker!