xgtdec wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2024 2:54 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2024 2:44 pm
He’s an incredible footballer, he’s got the fucking lot, height, power, speed, technical ability and an absolutely natural killer instinct for goals, but he is increasingly coming across as a nasty fucker.
He’s aggressive and complete wind up merchant who, when there’s a fracas,
intimidates opponents with his sheer size. Other players seem genuinely scared of him. It needs some genuine old school types to face off with him, those that didn’t feel the fear. I’d like to transport Steve Bould from his heyday to face this freak. We’ve had some tough characters, but I’ve always thought Bouldy would have been the hardest. Cold and emotionless, rangey and just fucking hard.
He's 6,3 and 88Kg, hardly Gregor Clegane now is he, the height might put some off but if a proper baller hardman went at him he'd fold like a hot mars bar. Theres a reason he does very little against decent defenders, decent defenders tend to be the hard nuts of a team. Unless it was that crap football show on sky years ago where it was the keeper.......cant remember the name of it.
ahh it was dream team, good ol Harchester Utd......glad i came back to edit now!
this rings bells too, height me bollix!
I've no idea who Gregor Clegane is, but I'm assuming he's either a Gaelic footballer, or a rugby player? Haven't googled him. To be fair about Haaland, he's 6' 4 1/2" and that 88kg is almost 14 stone and it's all bone and muscle. He seems to tower over our CBs who are hardly lightweights. We might not like him, but you can't doubt that he's a big fucker.
Anyway, I'm longing for the day that somebody really stands up to him to see what he'll do. I think he's a total wind up who is after a reaction, so that an opponent rises to the bait and gets sent off. He also seems to know that he can get away with with murder because he plays for City, just as Ferguson's hatchet boys did at Utd.
Haaland needs a cool headed, tough nut to look him straight in the eye and to push his buttons...something along the lines of "Yeah, you're a cracking centre forward Erling, but you're one ugly c.unt and nothing can change that, no matter how many goals you score...fucking freak." I suspect he'd react first. Better still, give it to him all game long, "Ugly c.unt, fucking Mongo." Credit to DB, that Mongo jibe is fucking spot on.
and Laugh all the way home! 
I'm late to the party 
, i'd imagine he's shite at football though.
Kyle Walker tells @BBC5Live: “I've not gone over to the referee. Me and Bukayo have not gone over - he's called us over”.
