Modern Football Bol**cks

[DB10GOONER]

I see the Wolves guy that choked Havertz and goosed Jesus got an acl on Saturday against Villa and is out for the season .

[OneBardGooner]

I never rated Walcott as a player, yes he had pace and scored the occasional good goal... B UT


Just watching MOTD on BBC and He has actually Compared Cole Palmer; who is a Very Decent Player whom I wish we had bought...But Walcott the DullCunt just compared Palmer to Denis Bergkamp....


<Speechless>.

[DB10GOONER]

I never rated Walcott as a player, yes he had pace and scored the occasional good goal... B UT


Just watching MOTD on BBC and He has actually Compared Cole Palmer; who is a Very Decent Player whom I wish we had bought...But Walcott the DullCunt just compared Palmer to Denis Bergkamp....


<Speechless>.

I always knew Walcott was a fucking idiot.

[Redarmy]

I never rated Walcott as a player, yes he had pace and scored the occasional good goal... B UT


Just watching MOTD on BBC and He has actually Compared Cole Palmer; who is a Very Decent Player whom I wish we had bought...But Walcott the DullCunt just compared Palmer to Denis Bergkamp....


<Speechless>.

Yes absolutely fuckin mad comment....wally is a total dick head.....Bergkamp one of all time greats....sublime skills

also wally is absolute shit on MOTD...makes richards look sensible FFS

[Kingralph]

Don’t know if this counts as modern football bollocks but I thought I’d ask the hive mind in the best way to get player autographs? I have a vintage Liam Brady trading card from 1977 and would love him to sign it, as I collect signed vintage cards.

Would the club be the best bet or is there another way to get it?

[OneBardGooner]

I never rated Walcott as a player, yes he had pace and scored the occasional good goal... B UT


Just watching MOTD on BBC and He has actually Compared Cole Palmer; who is a Very Decent Player whom I wish we had bought...But Walcott the DullCunt just compared Palmer to Denis Bergkamp....


<Speechless>.

I always knew Walcott was a fucking DILDO .

If ever further evidence were needed this is it

He truly is Fuckin' RETARDED (*). So he will fit in well with the other Retards like Deeney, Shearer & Jug Ears on MOTD.


I did hear that Wally Walnutts agent actually fainted when he heard that the Beeb had actually agreed to take him on as a pundit.

[xgtdec]

https://www.skysports.com/football/live ... -contracts

Sometimes our players should practice the art of saying nothing.

Rice admits 'anxiety' already 'through the roof' in PL title race

Say nothing Declan, in future just say nothing.

[DB10GOONER]

https://www.skysports.com/football/live ... -contracts

Sometimes our players should practice the art of saying nothing.

Rice admits 'anxiety' already 'through the roof' in PL title race

Say nothing Declan, in future just say nothing.

Yeah, even though what he is saying is probably true, I don't see what good it can do to tell the other teams we are feeling the pressure already. Deffo better to say nothing instead. Never admit weakness of any kind.

[xgtdec]

And while we're busy telling Rice to put a sock in it.....

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... s-the-year

"Arsenal's Bukayo Saka when asked if the Gunners are ready to deliver the Premier League title: "I don't want to put too much pressure on us, but I do think this is the year."

Dear Bukayo,

i'm not in a position to call into question your baller credentials as they are there for all the world to see. What i can do however is advise you on the power of jinxing yourself and leaving Arsenal fans wide open for mockery due to your stupid mystic meg impressions.

So word to the wise me ol mucker, shut the fcuk up, stop spouting dribble about winning shit until your actually won something and get on with the football.

Warm Regards

[OneBardGooner]

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Okay.


WHAT THE ACTUAL HOLY FUCK!!!!!???????



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vApw8g2Fw7A




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[xgtdec]

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Okay.


WHAT THE ACTUAL HOLY FUCK!!!!!???????



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vApw8g2Fw7A




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And after all that, its an Ad for nothing but a load of old Tat for wannabe geezers.......at least you can see where the ticket moneys being spent though.

[Redarmy]

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Okay.


WHAT THE ACTUAL HOLY FUCK!!!!!???????



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vApw8g2Fw7A




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Well....thats embarrassing.....FFS....some fuckin woke advertising geek just out of uni.... making a total load of shit....looks like cheap tat

[OneBardGooner]

When I first saw it on YT this morning, I was trying to think of a word that would describe it, I mean besides what it actually is "Awful", "Bad" "Embarrassing" etc and the best I can come up with is:


"Cringeworthy"

[rodders999]

Ah lads I think that’s class. It’s aimed at the yoof anyway not you miserable old bastards

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Much, much better than all the usual rap and hip hop shite they flood football videos/ads with these days.

Plus, Kaya Scodelario (bird who gave the fella a tissue) a quite tasty.