Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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I wasn’t sure where to post this, but it feels like modern bollocks so hopefully this is the right place.

Is anyone going to the stadium tomorrow to meet Dennis Bergkamp? If so, could you let me know as I would love to get one of these for my collection. Thank you!

https://www.arsenal.com/news/meet-denni ... ning-event

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We've just got into November,and a very mild one ,yet some of these Premier league playing Wet Wipes are already wearing gloves!🤣🤬
My old games teacher would have absolutely kicked off if any of us had turned up for double games in gloves!

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We've just got into November,and a very mild one ,yet some of these Premier league playing Wet Wipes are already wearing gloves!🤣🤬
My old games teacher would have absolutely kicked off if any of us had turned up for double games in gloves!

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Sorry,double post,a bit rusty!😁😎

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Rasmus Hojland has obviously been reading,"Learn to dive the Van Nistelroy way.

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Noel Gallagher on commentary on the Cheats game tonight on TNT :roll:

Absolute cringe inducing bollocks :oops:

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xgtdec wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2024 8:56 pm
https://www.football365.com/news/carrag ... o-morphing

Spit the scouse giving it socks!
Absolute cûnt and not even worth bothering about in the slightest. Knows fucking nothing about what it takes to win a league title. If you want advice on how to spit at kids or throw coins, ask him, anything about winning the league, you might as well ask a chimpanzee as they'll have both done it the same amount of times. Complete fucking ring piece.

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xgtdec wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2024 8:56 pm
https://www.football365.com/news/carrag ... o-morphing

Spit the scouse giving it socks!
Absolute cûnt and not even worth bothering about in the slightest. Knows fucking nothing about what it takes to win a league title. If you want advice on how to spit at kids or throw coins, ask him, anything about winning the league, you might as well ask a chimpanzee as they'll have both done it the same amount of times. Complete fucking ringpiece.

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Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:13 pm
Noel Gallagher on commentary on the Cheats game tonight on TNT :roll:

Absolute cringe inducing bollocks :oops:
Thats just plain wrong, oi pal your rich and support a team, heres a job. Nauseating in the extreme!!!

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xgtdec wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 10:25 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:13 pm
Noel Gallagher on commentary on the Cheats game tonight on TNT :roll:

Absolute cringe inducing bollocks :oops:
Thats just plain wrong, oi pal your rich and support a team, heres a job. Nauseating in the extreme!!!
Even worse that he was whoring himself to us back in the mid 2000's when Cheaty were shit, he's now seen as one of their superfans.

If you support one club, that shouldn't ever enter your thoughts.

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xgtdec wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 10:25 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:13 pm
Noel Gallagher on commentary on the Cheats game tonight on TNT :roll:

Absolute cringe inducing bollocks :oops:
Thats just plain wrong, oi pal your rich and support a team, heres a job. Nauseating in the extreme!!!
The TV companies are so fucking shit these days.
Half the expert analysts can barely string a sentence together with words of more than one syllable, as long as they tick whatever boxes they need to tick, they don't give a shit whether they know what they are talking about.

There was a game at the weekend with Clinton Morrison and that weird little freak who looks like she has been hit in the face with a frying pan as studio pundits, comedy gold :lol:

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Nick Nack wrote:
Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:47 pm
xgtdec wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 10:25 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:13 pm
Noel Gallagher on commentary on the Cheats game tonight on TNT :roll:

Absolute cringe inducing bollocks :oops:
Thats just plain wrong, oi pal your rich and support a team, heres a job. Nauseating in the extreme!!!
The TV companies are so fucking shit these days.
Half the expert analysts can barely string a sentence together with words of more than one syllable, as long as they tick whatever boxes they need to tick, they don't give a shit whether they know what they are talking about.

There was a game at the weekend with Clinton Morrison and that weird little freak who looks like she has been hit in the face with a frying pan as studio pundits, comedy gold :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think this must be her mate...


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aka: The Dwarf Cabbage Patch Doll

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Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:13 pm
Noel Gallagher on commentary on the Cheats game tonight on TNT :roll:

Absolute cringe inducing bollocks :oops:
I'll thank God every day for the rest of my life that I did not hear one minute of that shit! :lol:

I imagine the expression "our kid" was used repeatedly though. :roll: :lol:

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Nick Nack wrote:
Wed Nov 06, 2024 12:47 pm
xgtdec wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 10:25 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:13 pm
Noel Gallagher on commentary on the Cheats game tonight on TNT :roll:

Absolute cringe inducing bollocks :oops:
Thats just plain wrong, oi pal your rich and support a team, heres a job. Nauseating in the extreme!!!
The TV companies are so fucking shit these days.
Half the expert analysts can barely string a sentence together with words of more than one syllable, as long as they tick whatever boxes they need to tick, they don't give a shit whether they know what they are talking about.

There was a game at the weekend with Clinton Morrison and that weird little freak who looks like she has been hit in the face with a frying pan as studio pundits, comedy gold :lol:
They are appalling most of them. That fucking grating northern pig they have on TNT Lucy something is one of the worst. Just constantly spits out football clichés like "false nine", "down the channels" and "he's felt the contact and gone down" and talks as much as the fucking main commentator. You just can't shut the stupid mare up ffs. :censored: :lol:

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