LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[OneBardGooner]

Yaaaaaay! And Lefty is BACK!!!

about feckin' time....


here we are waiting!!! for some punchy one liners etc: ESPECIALLY in let's be honest have been some Dark Times... for us... fighting off non-existent red cards and criminal decisions by VARgina


and you fuck us off for some sport called Cwicket


I dunno it Stumps me and drives me Bat shit crazy

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Loads of complaints overnight about people's bank accounts being hacked.

Or "The Budget" as the labour party call it.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Yaaaaaay! And Lefty is BACK!!!

about feckin' time....


here we are waiting!!! for some punchy one liners etc: ESPECIALLY in let's be honest have been some Dark Times... for us... fighting off non-existent red cards and criminal decisions by VARgina


and you fuck us off for some sport called Cwicket


I dunno it Stumps me and drives me Bat shit crazy

Haha, still playing indoor cricket but it's only an hour long game so more time on my hands to post some shit jokes

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

There’s a guy I hate and whose mother is a mathematician.

A real sum of a bitch.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Donald Trump: Now the proud owner of the worlds most expensive 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card.

[OneBardGooner]

Yaaaaaay! And Lefty is BACK!!!

about feckin' time....


here we are waiting!!! for some punchy one liners etc: ESPECIALLY in let's be honest have been some Dark Times... for us... fighting off non-existent red cards and criminal decisions by VARgina


and you fuck us off for some sport called Cwicket


I dunno it Stumps me and drives me Bat shit crazy

Haha, still playing indoor cricket but it's only an hour long game so more time on my hands to post some shit jokes

Aaaah! Lefty me ole Mucker..

MY Jokes are SHIT... Your's a Creme De La Creme

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I haven't seen a man beat a woman this bad since the Olympics

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

A report out today says 60% of girls under 16 in Liverpool are Binge drinking on a regular basis.

I am shocked, who the fuck is looking after their kids?

[OneBardGooner]

Donald Trump: Now the proud owner of the worlds most expensive 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card.

Brilliant!

I hate that Rapist, Nazi, Criminal CUN.T

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The assisted dying bill is 'dangerous' says the Archbishop of Canterbury.

The words of a man who has clearly never had a mother-in-law.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I guess that's any chance of One Direction reforming out the window

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Is it a bird, is it a payne...

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Isn't progress wonderful! I remember back in the day you had to queue up at a fairground and pay to see a fat,bearded tattooed lady.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Wrong Direction.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Poor old Justin Welby. Never has a bishop been so bashed.