ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[Retro Gunner]

Guy on twitter over the weekend said we needed 2 CBs and a left back as priority.

Was his name Mikel?

[OneBardGooner]

I’d rather see Sterling get a run of games over busted flush Martinelli

It might be unlikely that he’ll do fuck all but it’s worth a roll of the dice because the Brazilian Theo Walcott definitely fucking won’t

I first read that as "I'd rather see Sterling get run over", and thought fair enough

But Trossard might as well be starting every week. He might drift in and out of games, but is more likely to score or create something than Martinelli or the fat little mincer

Exactly. Girling has nothing to offer but the slow waddle of a tubby transvestite in high heels shambling around a pub carpark desperately looking for their knickers on a Saturday night.

Did you keep them as a souvenir?!

Yep!

Sorry, I should have left them where you dropped them.

Fuckkk Mantis You 'Sashayed' into that one !

[OneBardGooner]

Uh Ohhh! Rumours gathering pace that we are 'Very' interested in Rashford now that manure (Amorim) has let it be known he wants him Gone.


He does play midfield? Right?

[Perryashburtongroves]

Uh Ohhh! Rumours gathering pace that we are 'Very' interested in Rashford now that manure (Amorim) has let it be known he wants him Gone.


He does play midfield? Right?

We'll be in for him, offer them decent money, get him and then they will use it to get Isak or that one from Sporting Lisbon who we should he getting in.

[OneBardGooner]

Uh Ohhh! Rumours gathering pace that we are 'Very' interested in Rashford now that manure (Amorim) has let it be known he wants him Gone.


He does play midfield? Right?

We'll be in for him, offer them decent money, get him and then they will use it to get Isak or that one from Sporting Lisbon who we should he getting in.

Thing is Perry what you say is very likely to happen... what a fuckin' shit-show....who knows maybe things will improve now Edu Cigar Toting Water-Ski Riding BBQing Lazy Fuck has Fucked Off ! ?

[DB10GOONER]

Uh Ohhh! Rumours gathering pace that we are 'Very' interested in Rashford now that manure (Amorim) has let it be known he wants him Gone.


He does play midfield? Right?

Great. Him and Girling can both sit on the bench getting gifted £250k a week to sit there and watch their careers dribble away like liquid shit down a wino's leg.

[Limerick Gooner]

I reckon our shortlist is;

Rashford
Mudryk (we’ll still sign him even though he’s banned)
Iwobi

[DB10GOONER]

What about that lad with the broken back? Surely he's healed by now. Can we re-sign him?

[OneBardGooner]

What about that lad with the broken back? Surely he's healed by now. Can we re-sign him?

Naaah! I heard he was a spineless twat.

[Limerick Gooner]

Vlahovic rumours building. Not sure he is top top. But better than Jesus.

[Retro Gunner]

Vlahovic rumours building. Not sure he is top top. But better than Jesus.

Fuck me, if Jesus is the yardstick you might as well sign me!

[mcdowell42]

Arsenal are willing to include Gabriel Jesus in any deal to sign Dušan Vlahović and Juventus are interested in the Brazilian.

(Source: Fichajes)

[Perryashburtongroves]

Vlahovic rumours building. Not sure he is top top. But better than Jesus.

Fuck me, if Jesus is the yardstick you might as well sign me!

If you tell him that you can play in goal, Arteta will have you in by lunchtime.

[xgtdec]

Arsenal are willing to include Gabriel Jesus in any deal to sign Dušan Vlahović and Juventus are interested in the Brazilian.

(Source: Fichajes)

what have they got a gap in canteen staff that needs filling, or will the snalils pace of the league be more suited to Jesus??

[OneBardGooner]

Arsenal are willing to include Gabriel Jesus in any deal to sign Dušan Vlahović and Juventus are interested in the Brazilian.

(Source: Fichajes)

As our Rodders would say... that's given me a stiffy !