Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[OneBardGooner]

Ruud Van WonFuckAll installed. Will they ever learn.

We need to Add Martin Keown to the Arsenal Coaching Team when we play them and have him just stare at HorseFace from start to finish and every time HorseFace stands up or goes to the touch-line Keown should shadow him and GROWWWWLLLLL!

[Midz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThKg6vvp6M

still makes me chuckle.

[Nick Nack]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThKg6vvp6M

still makes me chuckle.

[OneBardGooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThKg6vvp6M

still makes me chuckle.

[Midz]

Mouse droppings lead to Man Utd hygiene downgrade



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg1v37ggy7o


dirty buggers.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Sporting Lisbon have sacked the bloke that replaced the one that is getting manure relegated. Give it a month and he'll be back there.

[OneBardGooner]

What an absolute Utter-SHIT-Show they are.... And deservedly so.... I think you might call it Karma after all the Shit and Nastiness that Rednose pulled when he was manager.... Threatening, the FA, The Prem, The Refs etc etc etc... And now all that Evil has come back Big Time to bite them in the Bollocks...Couldn't happen to a more deserving club... well other than the victims* and the chavs.

[Red Army 2]

What an absolute Utter-SHIT-Show they are.... And deservedly so.... I think you might call it Karma after all the Shit and Nastiness that Rednose pulled when he was manager.... Threatening, the FA, The Prem, The Refs etc etc etc... And now all that Evil has come back Big Time to bite them in the Bollocks...Couldn't happen to a more deserving club... well other than the victims* and the chavs.

And threatening wenger who sold van persie to them...cause wenger shit himself......unforgiveable

[Limerick Gooner]

A cesspit of a club. Built on fear and influencing referees. In many ways, the worst Club in the history of English football. Some of the decisions they used to get and injury time added on. Fraudulent. They are now rotting away with various clowns in charge and a stadium that was not fit for purpose the last time I went in 2008. Must be like a hovel now.

[OneBardGooner]

Keep your eyes out for a "Fire" there which causes a great deal of damage so they can claim on the insurance for a re-build of the delapitated part/s of the ground to save actually paying for an upgrade and re-build of the Shithole....It'll be a loooong time before they get anywhere near Top 4, never mind the title and deservedly so... DisgustingClub, Fans etc

[Perryashburtongroves]

Getting funnier and funnier by the week. And to think they wanted Moyes gone when they were still a mid-table team.

[Nick Nack]

Getting funnier and funnier by the week. And to think they wanted Moyes gone when they were still a mid-table team.

They are rotten to the core.

Amorin will be gone before the end of the season and replaced by Potter or Southgate

[goonertux]

It’s taken 20 years for the karma to bite them on the arse but it does bring great joy to see that shower slide lower and lower. Will never forget what they got away with over the years but it’s some recompense. Long may it continue!

[the playing mantis]

Getting funnier and funnier by the week. And to think they wanted Moyes gone when they were still a mid-table team.

They are rotten to the core.

Amorin will be gone before the end of the season and replaced by Potter or Southgate

Sir Gareth you mean...facking joke

[TeeCee]

They are in a world of shit....

They need a good 6 or 7 players minimum, that's about 450m in these times

Most of their players were bought at extremely inflated prices and are on huge contracts so they can't sell to stay within PSR rules. Their only option will ultimately be to sell their youngsters like Garnacho and Mainoo to get the profit up and that's about all they have!!