Ipswich H Fri 27th December KO 815pm

[OneBardGooner]

Artetas' Pre-Match Presser: (7 Minutes)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UgMSYQcir0

[Midz]

I'd be shocked (but not surprised) if we don't hammer these six toe inbred fuckwads 4 nil.

I say "not surprised" because, as gold as we can be, we always have a clanger just lingering in the background, like Jim'll Saville at a kids' hospital, boner in hand, just waiting to pounce.

This game will go one of Three more likely or possible ways:

We are camped (oooh! Missus) in their half hammering & peppering their goal with no success, they somehow get a break and score and we spend the next 80 minutes trying to equalise, then score Two Late Goals to clinch a Win!
OR
We score early doors... Then Huff & Puff & Stuff to eventually score 2 or 3 more goals in the 2nd half
OR
We smash these inbred fuckers by 7 Goals to NIL! With either Jesus or Trossard getting a Hat-Trick!.

I'm going for option 3 please.

10 - 0
Let's batter these fuckers good n proper.

[mcdowell42]

Santi Carzola will be at the game tonight with his family

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Games on prime tonight, get yourself 30 days free membership

[Limerick Gooner]

Santi Carzola will be at the game tonight with his family

Are we looking to sign him?

[DB10GOONER]

Santi Carzola will be at the game tonight with his family

Great player.

[mcdowell42]

Santi Carzola will be at the game tonight with his family

Are we looking to sign him?

Talks of him joining the coaching staff once he stops playing.

[Kingralph]

I can already sense in my water this is going to be one of those games where we play a second string team, with loads of players out of position, and then huff and puff our way to a 1-0 win, with a goal in the last 15 minutes, having had 75% position but only two shots on target

[OneBardGooner]

Santi Carzola will be at the game tonight with his family

A Fucking Great Player.

He was a Maestro... a Fuckin' Genius.... I was really sad when he left... Still remember that little Jig he used to do when he would set up little playing patterns that resulted in a Goal!... And THAT Free-Kick in the FA Cup Final against Hull just before half-time that got us back into the game...


Top Bins


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmd3y5wGlxI

[Limerick Gooner]

I'd be shocked (but not surprised) if we don't hammer these six toe inbred fuckwads 4 nil.

I say "not surprised" because, as good as we can be, we always have a clanger just lingering in the background, like Jim'll Saville at a kids' hospital, boner in hand, just waiting to pounce.

But shouldn't that be 'Ponce' !?


For a start I loathe these late-Late! Kick-Offs ....Grrrr!


Anyhoo.

This game will go one of Three more likely or possible ways:

We are camped (oooh! Missus) in their half hammering & peppering their goal with no success, they somehow get a break and score and we spend the next 80 minutes trying to equalise, then score Two Late Goals to clinch a Win!
OR
We score early doors... Then Huff & Puff & Stuff to eventually score 2 or 3 more goals in the 2nd half
OR
We smash these inbred fuckers by 7 Goals to NIL! With either Jesus or Trossard getting a Hat-Trick!.






#COYG

You’re famous.

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/598691/gooner-done-it./#1

[augie]

Artetas' Pre-Match Presser: (7 Minutes)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UgMSYQcir0

Someone in the club needs to tell the stupid c.unt to "shut the fcuk up" - he is bleating to the press about how the fixture list is unsustainable unless the players turn into monsters, and he after playing saka in games where there was absolutely no need to play him at all It's like the stupid c.unt knows nothing about how to manage his players workloads Of course this is all about deflecting the blame for saka's injury onto fifa or uefa or the premier league, anybody bar the stupid c.unt who played him to the point of exhaustion

Honestly I am done with this bullshitting c.unt

[mcdowell42]

Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Lewis-Skelly, Rice, Odegaard, Havertz, Trossard, Martinelli, Jesus.

Subs: Neto, Tierney, Kiwior, Calafiori, Zinchenko, Jorginho, Partey, Merino, Nwaneri.

[OneBardGooner]

I'd be shocked (but not surprised) if we don't hammer these six toe inbred fuckwads 4 nil.

I say "not surprised" because, as good as we can be, we always have a clanger just lingering in the background, like Jim'll Saville at a kids' hospital, boner in hand, just waiting to pounce.

But shouldn't that be 'Ponce' !?


For a start I loathe these late-Late! Kick-Offs ....Grrrr!


Anyhoo.

This game will go one of Three more likely or possible ways:

We are camped (oooh! Missus) in their half hammering & peppering their goal with no success, they somehow get a break and score and we spend the next 80 minutes trying to equalise, then score Two Late Goals to clinch a Win!
OR
We score early doors... Then Huff & Puff & Stuff to eventually score 2 or 3 more goals in the 2nd half
OR
We smash these inbred fuckers by 7 Goals to NIL! With either Jesus or Trossard getting a Hat-Trick!.






#COYG

You’re famous.

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/598691/gooner-done-it./#1

Yaaaaaay!

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Arsenal:

29 K. Havertz
49 M. Lewis-Skelly
11 Gabriel Martinelli
22 David Raya
41D. Rice
2 W. Saliba
12J. Timber
19 L. Trossard
9 Gabriel Jesus
6 Gabriel Magalhães
8 M. Ødegaard (c)

Substitutes:

33 R. Calafiori
20 Jorginho
15 J. Kiwior
23 Mikel Merino
32 Neto
53 E. Nwaneri
5 T. Partey
3 K. Tierney
17 O. Zinchenko ( Oh! God he's back! )

Inept Officials:

Referee:
Darren England
Video Assistant Referee:
Alex Chilowicz
Assistant Referee 1:
Wade Smith
Assistant Referee 2:
Akil Howson
Fourth Official:
Lewis Smith
Assistant VAR Official:
Adam Nunn
Howard Webb in the stands with his mobile phone ready to give the OK to Red Card one of our players. (Ceeeeeuuuuunt!)

[TeeCee]

Phew, thank fuck for that, we have 4 LB's on the bench in case we have several injuries there, I was worried for a minute

[TeeCee]

4-0