Kai Havertz

[OneBardGooner]

Havertz misses chances but he's also scoring well anyway. The thing is, his movement, positioning and effort are superb and he keeps getting chances because of that 20 goal involvements in 21 games now I think, 6 goals in 10 games this season. I think the guy is underrated by most.
He carries a Chelsea 'tax', ie: we hated him from the start because he's ex-Chavs but he's got end product and quite frankly, he makes us tick when he plays as a 9 and when he's not there, we are shit!
He could end up as our top scorer this season I think.

Agree with this, he does a lot of the Donkey work, unsettles defenders, is obviously strong and that's why he wins most of his duels to move us up the pitch.

I didn't want him at the start but I do think he's getting better all the time, sure he will miss chances, what striker doesn't.

Anyhow we'll see at the end of the season (judge him in may ), I agree with you that he will get 20 plus goals this season, he'd fucking better now that I've backed him on here

That needs to be 20 league goals Lefty.

I was actually waiting for this to be questioned

It's why I left it ambiguous, now I've been asked I will stand by my belief he will get 20 league goals

Tbf to this prediction I didn't account for the fact that he'd develop cataracts in the interim

Yesss ! Indeed I See what you're saying.... That was a bit Short Sighted of us wasn't it ... That would affect his ability in many areas, especially those Glancing headers.

[Retro Gunner]

Havertz misses chances but he's also scoring well anyway. The thing is, his movement, positioning and effort are superb and he keeps getting chances because of that 20 goal involvements in 21 games now I think, 6 goals in 10 games this season. I think the guy is underrated by most.
He carries a Chelsea 'tax', ie: we hated him from the start because he's ex-Chavs but he's got end product and quite frankly, he makes us tick when he plays as a 9 and when he's not there, we are shit!
He could end up as our top scorer this season I think.

Agree with this, he does a lot of the Donkey work, unsettles defenders, is obviously strong and that's why he wins most of his duels to move us up the pitch.

I didn't want him at the start but I do think he's getting better all the time, sure he will miss chances, what striker doesn't.

Anyhow we'll see at the end of the season (judge him in may ), I agree with you that he will get 20 plus goals this season, he'd fucking better now that I've backed him on here

That needs to be 20 league goals Lefty.

I was actually waiting for this to be questioned

It's why I left it ambiguous, now I've been asked I will stand by my belief he will get 20 league goals

Tbf to this prediction I didn't account for the fact that he'd develop cataracts in the interim

Do you think the FA will allow him to career around the pitch with a white stick and a Labrador? Hope so because I suspect the Labrador will be more of a threat up front.

[Retro Gunner]

Won MOTM last night, for some reason.

Seriously? Wtf??

Took his goal well (rather than heading an unchallenged 6 yd header wide as usual), but was his usual pony self other than that.

Martinelli the clear MOTM.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Agree with this, he does a lot of the Donkey work, unsettles defenders, is obviously strong and that's why he wins most of his duels to move us up the pitch.

I didn't want him at the start but I do think he's getting better all the time, sure he will miss chances, what striker doesn't.

Anyhow we'll see at the end of the season (judge him in may ), I agree with you that he will get 20 plus goals this season, he'd fucking better now that I've backed him on here

That needs to be 20 league goals Lefty.

I was actually waiting for this to be questioned

It's why I left it ambiguous, now I've been asked I will stand by my belief he will get 20 league goals

Tbf to this prediction I didn't account for the fact that he'd develop cataracts in the interim

Do you think the FA will allow him to career around the pitch with a white stick and a Labrador? Hope so because I suspect the Labrador will be more of a threat up front.

You can imagine all the away supporters with high pitched dog whistles leading him all over the pitch, I suppose a ball with bells in it might get in the right area for tap ins

[Retro Gunner]

That needs to be 20 league goals Lefty.

I was actually waiting for this to be questioned

It's why I left it ambiguous, now I've been asked I will stand by my belief he will get 20 league goals

Tbf to this prediction I didn't account for the fact that he'd develop cataracts in the interim

Do you think the FA will allow him to career around the pitch with a white stick and a Labrador? Hope so because I suspect the Labrador will be more of a threat up front.

You can imagine all the away supporters with high pitched dog whistles leading him all over the pitch, I suppose a ball with bells in it might get in the right area for tap ins

Reminds me of an old joke.

A teacher at a blind school takes a group of kids out to the countryside for a day. As they're passing through a village deep in the country, he tells the coach driver to stop by the village green and gets all the kids off and tells them they're going to play football on the green. In the meantime, he'll go in the village pub for a pint or two. The driver asks him how the boys can play football given that they're blind and the teacher smiles knowingly and says "Don't worry, I've put a bell inside the ball." With that, he goes into the pub.

Ten minutes later, the coach driver comes rushing into the pub and yells at the teacher "Quick, quick, hurry outside, the boys are kicking the life out of a Morris Dancer!"

[Nick Nack]

I was actually waiting for this to be questioned

It's why I left it ambiguous, now I've been asked I will stand by my belief he will get 20 league goals

Tbf to this prediction I didn't account for the fact that he'd develop cataracts in the interim

Do you think the FA will allow him to career around the pitch with a white stick and a Labrador? Hope so because I suspect the Labrador will be more of a threat up front.

You can imagine all the away supporters with high pitched dog whistles leading him all over the pitch, I suppose a ball with bells in it might get in the right area for tap ins

Reminds me of an old joke.

A teacher at a blind school takes a group of kids out to the countryside for a day. As they're passing through a village deep in the country, he tells the coach driver to stop by the village green and gets all the kids off and tells them they're going to play football on the green. In the meantime, he'll go in the village pub for a pint or two. The driver asks him how the boys can play football given that they're blind and the teacher smiles knowingly and says "Don't worry, I've put a bell inside the ball." With that, he goes into the pub.

Ten minutes later, the coach driver comes rushing into the pub and yells at the teacher "Quick, quick, hurry outside, the boys are kicking the life out of a Morris Dancer!"

The old ones are the best

[mcdowell42]

Ffs running out of phone ,with all these quote towers

[DB10GOONER]

Ffs running out of phone ,with all these quote towers

Good, non believer.

All hail the Quote Tower!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I was actually waiting for this to be questioned

It's why I left it ambiguous, now I've been asked I will stand by my belief he will get 20 league goals

Tbf to this prediction I didn't account for the fact that he'd develop cataracts in the interim

Do you think the FA will allow him to career around the pitch with a white stick and a Labrador? Hope so because I suspect the Labrador will be more of a threat up front.

You can imagine all the away supporters with high pitched dog whistles leading him all over the pitch, I suppose a ball with bells in it might get in the right area for tap ins

Reminds me of an old joke.

A teacher at a blind school takes a group of kids out to the countryside for a day. As they're passing through a village deep in the country, he tells the coach driver to stop by the village green and gets all the kids off and tells them they're going to play football on the green. In the meantime, he'll go in the village pub for a pint or two. The driver asks him how the boys can play football given that they're blind and the teacher smiles knowingly and says "Don't worry, I've put a bell inside the ball." With that, he goes into the pub.

Ten minutes later, the coach driver comes rushing into the pub and yells at the teacher "Quick, quick, hurry outside, the boys are kicking the life out of a Morris Dancer!"

Poor old Morris

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Ffs running out of phone ,with all these quote towers

Good, non believer.

All hail the Quote Tower!

Burn the heretic

[OneBardGooner]

Tbf to this prediction I didn't account for the fact that he'd develop cataracts in the interim

Do you think the FA will allow him to career around the pitch with a white stick and a Labrador? Hope so because I suspect the Labrador will be more of a threat up front.

You can imagine all the away supporters with high pitched dog whistles leading him all over the pitch, I suppose a ball with bells in it might get in the right area for tap ins

Reminds me of an old joke.

A teacher at a blind school takes a group of kids out to the countryside for a day. As they're passing through a village deep in the country, he tells the coach driver to stop by the village green and gets all the kids off and tells them they're going to play football on the green. In the meantime, he'll go in the village pub for a pint or two. The driver asks him how the boys can play football given that they're blind and the teacher smiles knowingly and says "Don't worry, I've put a bell inside the ball." With that, he goes into the pub.

Ten minutes later, the coach driver comes rushing into the pub and yells at the teacher "Quick, quick, hurry outside, the boys are kicking the life out of a Morris Dancer!"

Poor old Morris

Has Morris got a son as well... You know Morris Minor?

[DB10GOONER]

Ffs running out of phone ,with all these quote towers

Good, non believer.

All hail the Quote Tower!

Burn the heretic

[DB10GOONER]

Do you think the FA will allow him to career around the pitch with a white stick and a Labrador? Hope so because I suspect the Labrador will be more of a threat up front.

You can imagine all the away supporters with high pitched dog whistles leading him all over the pitch, I suppose a ball with bells in it might get in the right area for tap ins

Reminds me of an old joke.

A teacher at a blind school takes a group of kids out to the countryside for a day. As they're passing through a village deep in the country, he tells the coach driver to stop by the village green and gets all the kids off and tells them they're going to play football on the green. In the meantime, he'll go in the village pub for a pint or two. The driver asks him how the boys can play football given that they're blind and the teacher smiles knowingly and says "Don't worry, I've put a bell inside the ball." With that, he goes into the pub.

Ten minutes later, the coach driver comes rushing into the pub and yells at the teacher "Quick, quick, hurry outside, the boys are kicking the life out of a Morris Dancer!"

Poor old Morris

Has Morris got a son as well... You know Morris Minor?

It's on!

Ah yes, I remember him, Datsun of his.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

You can imagine all the away supporters with high pitched dog whistles leading him all over the pitch, I suppose a ball with bells in it might get in the right area for tap ins

Reminds me of an old joke.

A teacher at a blind school takes a group of kids out to the countryside for a day. As they're passing through a village deep in the country, he tells the coach driver to stop by the village green and gets all the kids off and tells them they're going to play football on the green. In the meantime, he'll go in the village pub for a pint or two. The driver asks him how the boys can play football given that they're blind and the teacher smiles knowingly and says "Don't worry, I've put a bell inside the ball." With that, he goes into the pub.

Ten minutes later, the coach driver comes rushing into the pub and yells at the teacher "Quick, quick, hurry outside, the boys are kicking the life out of a Morris Dancer!"

Poor old Morris

Has Morris got a son as well... You know Morris Minor?

It's on!

Ah yes, I remember him, Datsun of his.

I don't know whether its the raging hangover I've got or not but that made me chuckle out loud

[OneBardGooner]

You can imagine all the away supporters with high pitched dog whistles leading him all over the pitch, I suppose a ball with bells in it might get in the right area for tap ins

Reminds me of an old joke.

A teacher at a blind school takes a group of kids out to the countryside for a day. As they're passing through a village deep in the country, he tells the coach driver to stop by the village green and gets all the kids off and tells them they're going to play football on the green. In the meantime, he'll go in the village pub for a pint or two. The driver asks him how the boys can play football given that they're blind and the teacher smiles knowingly and says "Don't worry, I've put a bell inside the ball." With that, he goes into the pub.

Ten minutes later, the coach driver comes rushing into the pub and yells at the teacher "Quick, quick, hurry outside, the boys are kicking the life out of a Morris Dancer!"

Poor old Morris

Has Morris got a son as well... You know Morris Minor?

It's on!

Ah yes, I remember him, Datsun of his.

I know, he started off in the Mini league and had quite a Range of passing on him with a Good Engine, he then moved onto Rovers and was thought to be Honda up and up before being given the Boot because he was seen as nothing more than a Back Seat passenger