THE Arsenal v CHEATYCunts Home @ 16:30pm Sunday Feb 2nd 2025

[OneBardGooner]

With the express request and permission of Falky (*)

We take on these Pimped Up VerminCUNTS at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday, February 2 @ 16:30 pm:

Let's Not Forget They Stole 2 points off Us when we played them at their Toilet of a ground last September; with (Guess Who!? Was reffing... Sorry I mean Manipulating the games outcome when he Red Carded Trossard, but refused to Red Card Kovacic for Two Knee High Studs Up challenges within minutes of one another to leave Odegaard in a Crumpled heap on the ground Both Times!)... He then went on to play Two More Minutes On Top of the Added 7 Minutes, which is when the CheatyCUNTS equalised.

These Media DarlingCUNTS have recently begun to turn their recent Nose Dive around, so we will have to be 101% On Top Of Our Game to get the Result We Need.


"Thank The Gods" Oliver the Rolex Wearing Pep Cock SuckingCunt has been removed from Reffing this... BUT ... He HAS Been Replaced by his VAR Matey, Bum Chum Corrupt Whore of aCunt....

Yep! You Guessed it: Darren (I lurv Mikey Olivers Knob) England.


The PGMOL will make certain that they Yellow Card our Best Players Early On... to 'Restrict' their physical presence in the game, whilst allowing The MongCunt to Elbow and Kick his way through the game without Anything Being Done!


So! Fuck-Off Pepe You Spit Balling Cheating Fuck and May the MONG get Seriously Injured and let's Not Forget Gooners: "Stay Humble".



#COYG





(*) Falky mate can you please refrain from sending me thos epicures of you wearing a Kilt on those Windy Days... I can understand the feeling of liberation when going 'Commando'... But there really is No need to send me Photographic Proof.

[OneBardGooner]

I stand corrected on the Reffing front!

Referee: Peter Bankes.

Who looks suspiciously like David Cootes !




It "Was" going to be Darren (I Lurv Mikey Olivers Cock) England, but apparently he's come down with a dose of Throat Thrush!



Assistants: Eddie Smart
Nick Greenhalgh.
Fourth official: Anthony Taylor.
VAR: Paul Tierney.
Assistant VAR: Craig Taylor
with Howard Webb in the stands no doubt running the game from his Mobile Phone.

[DB10GOONER]

Hope we beat them 8 nil.

I love watching Spitty Peppy making anguished faces and scratching at his own bald head like its covered in confused lice.

[Reno Gooner]

101% won't be enough. We need to be another 50% better than our current form. They are resurgent and we are stuttering and stumbling. I still think they'll finish the season above us.

[falkirk goon]

With the express request and permission of Falky (*)

We take on these Pimped Up VerminCUNTS at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday, February 2 @ 16:30 pm:

Let's Not Forget They Stole 2 points off Us when we played them at their Toilet of a ground last September; with (Guess Who!? Was reffing... Sorry I mean Manipulating the games outcome when he Red Carded Trossard, but refused to Red Card Kovacic for Two Knee High Studs Up challenges within minutes of one another to leave Odegaard in a Crumpled heap on the ground Both Times!)... He then went on to play Two More Minutes On Top of the Added 7 Minutes, which is when the CheatyCUNTS equalised.

These Media DarlingCUNTS have recently begun to turn their recent Nose Dive around, so we will have to be 101% On Top Of Our Game to get the Result We Need.


"Thank The Gods" Oliver the Rolex Wearing Pep Cock SuckingCunt has been removed from Reffing this... BUT ... He HAS Been Replaced by his VAR Matey, Bum Chum Corrupt Whore of aCunt....

Yep! You Guessed it: Darren (I lurv Mikey Olivers Knob) England.


The PGMOL will make certain that they Yellow Card our Best Players Early On... to 'Restrict' their physical presence in the game, whilst allowing The MongCunt to Elbow and Kick his way through the game without Anything Being Done!


So! Fuck-Off Pepe You Spit Balling Cheating Fuck and May the MONG get Seriously Injured and let's Not Forget Gooners: "Stay Humble".



#COYG





(*) Falky mate can you please refrain from sending me thos epicures of you wearing a Kilt on those Windy Days... I can understand the feeling of liberation when going 'Commando'... But there really is No need to send me Photographic Proof.

Get a kick off time up Bard or you'll get more pics of ma baws

[OneBardGooner]

With the express request and permission of Falky (*)

We take on these Pimped Up VerminCUNTS at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday, February 2 @ 16:30 pm:

Let's Not Forget They Stole 2 points off Us when we played them at their Toilet of a ground last September; with (Guess Who!? Was reffing... Sorry I mean Manipulating the games outcome when he Red Carded Trossard, but refused to Red Card Kovacic for Two Knee High Studs Up challenges within minutes of one another to leave Odegaard in a Crumpled heap on the ground Both Times!)... He then went on to play Two More Minutes On Top of the Added 7 Minutes, which is when the CheatyCUNTS equalised.

These Media DarlingCUNTS have recently begun to turn their recent Nose Dive around, so we will have to be 101% On Top Of Our Game to get the Result We Need.


"Thank The Gods" Oliver the Rolex Wearing Pep Cock SuckingCunt has been removed from Reffing this... BUT ... He HAS Been Replaced by his VAR Matey, Bum Chum Corrupt Whore of aCunt....

Yep! You Guessed it: Darren (I lurv Mikey Olivers Knob) England.


The PGMOL will make certain that they Yellow Card our Best Players Early On... to 'Restrict' their physical presence in the game, whilst allowing The MongCunt to Elbow and Kick his way through the game without Anything Being Done!


So! Fuck-Off Pepe You Spit Balling Cheating Fuck and May the MONG get Seriously Injured and let's Not Forget Gooners: "Stay Humble".



#COYG





(*) Falky mate can you please refrain from sending me thos epicures of you wearing a Kilt on those Windy Days... I can understand the feeling of liberation when going 'Commando'... But there really is No need to send me Photographic Proof.

Get a kick off time up Bard or you'll get more pics of ma baws

Falky ... We apprentices Do Need Someone To Watch Over us!


KICK-OFF TIME: 16:30pm

[mcdowell42]

Arteta on Raya: "It's a muscular issue, we will have to wait and see."


So that's Neto in goals then

[OneBardGooner]

Arteta on Raya: "It's a muscular issue, we will have to wait and see."


So that's Neto in goals then

HOLY FUUUUUCCCKKK! We Really Are FUCKED then, It was Touch & Go Before but If Neto is between the sticks I don't think I'll waste my time watching.

[SteveO 35]

Urgh, this bunch of mongs. Champions again ole ole and all that jazz. Can still remember the embarrassing wankers streaming out of Wembley 2-0 down against Gillingham in the League 1 play off final. The pimped up Chelsea of the North. Where's Bobby Pires_7 when you need him - thought he had them down for relegation to the National League by now? There's as much chance of a points deduction coming as there was when everyone said Chavski would fall foul of the rules for a decade or more

On to the pitch. My biggest wish - even above beating them - is that someone snaps that big mongy c.unt in half and repeats what Keane did to his dad, albeit rather than say "take that you c.unt", might say "stay humble you c.unt".

I can't call this one. Both teams look a shadow of what they were at this stage last season. The title has gone for us but anything we can do to keep these plastic ballbags out of the top 4 would be a welcome boost. I mean if they finish 8th, I'm sure UEFA will find some clever 'wild card' rule to get them back in the cup we'll never win next season. Maybe they can do a two for the price of one legal deal that sees no points deduction ever and guaranteed CL qualification for the next 50 years

[Reno Gooner]

Out of top 4?? They'll finish above us.......they rarely stumble toward the finish line.
.

[Cockerill's chin]

In honour of the PGMOL approach to refereeing our games we should run out to New Rules by Dua Lipa.

[Nick Nack]

I think we will be royally taken up the shitter by PGMOL

Those c.unts will not take the shenanigans of the last week lightly.

I don't think it matters how we play, they're gonna fuck us over.

Loss incoming regardless.

Oh and Diet Pep's in game management will be a complete shambles

[Perryashburtongroves]

With the general sense of distraction around the club, the endless injury list and the discontent with transfers, I can see this being one of those games where we are completely disjointed and never really in it. Shades of 2008-18 where we'll have a couple of half-chances, a decent chance and a can't miss chance, which everyone will know would have been a hatrick for anyone decent. They will then take two chances and win it.
Then we'll wake up on Monday morning to the news that Rashford has been signed on a 5 year contract.

[mcdowell42]

Villa have entered the race for Rashford

[DB10GOONER]

Urgh, this bunch of mongs. Champions again ole ole and all that jazz. Can still remember the embarrassing wankers streaming out of Wembley 2-0 down against Gillingham in the League 1 play off final. The pimped up Chelsea of the North. Where's Bobby Pires_7 when you need him - thought he had them down for relegation to the National League by now? There's as much chance of a points deduction coming as there was when everyone said Chavski would fall foul of the rules for a decade or more

On to the pitch. My biggest wish - even above beating them - is that someone snaps that big mongy c.unt in half and repeats what Keane did to his dad, albeit rather than say "take that you c.unt", might say "stay humble you c.unt".

I can't call this one. Both teams look a shadow of what they were at this stage last season. The title has gone for us but anything we can do to keep these plastic ballbags out of the top 4 would be a welcome boost. I mean if they finish 8th, I'm sure UEFA will find some clever 'wild card' rule to get them back in the cup we'll never win next season. Maybe they can do a two for the price of one legal deal that sees no points deduction ever and guaranteed CL qualification for the next 50 years

The bit in red is the dream mate. That would make my year.