Leicester labia lips A Sat Feb 15th KO 1230

[DB10GOONER]

I despise Longface Van Nistledive and Racist Steptoe so anything less than a 5 nil win for us is unacceptable really.

[Retro Gunner]

I despise Longface Van Nistledive and Racist Steptoe so anything less than a 5 nil win for us is unacceptable really.

I'm guessing my friend, that you've said that very much in hope than in any real expectation??

[SteveO 35]

The Arteta fan boys are already out in force citing last year's miracle of Dubai as the catalyst for change

Let's be clear what really happened as history seems to be being rewritten. He had constantly meddled with the CF position at the end of December. The useless Jesus and Nketiah were being rotated and both as ***** as each other, resulting in us getting beat by West Ham and Fulham and going from top to 3rd in the space of a week. Then we got dumped out of the FA Cup

Returning from Dubai we had a virtually fully fit squad which almost picked itself in a team for the whole rest of the season. Havertz going up front was a masterstroke and it worked

Roll forward to now. All of our forward players are playing absolutely shite. Havertz is shot to pieces. Nketiah has been sold, Jesus is out, Martinelli now also, Trossard looks a shadow of himself, Saka is out for at least another month....oh yeah and there's comedy Sterling

If Dubai can cure that list of symptoms I'm off there to grow a 12 inch cock next week

[DB10GOONER]

I despise Longface Van Nistledive and Racist Steptoe so anything less than a 5 nil win for us is unacceptable really.

I'm guessing my friend, that you've said that very much in hope than in any real expectation??

You are guessing 100% correctly indeed.

[OneBardGooner]

The Arteta fan boys are already out in force citing last year's miracle of Dubai as the catalyst for change

Let's be clear what really happened as history seems to be being rewritten. He had constantly meddled with the CF position at the end of December. The useless Jesus and Nketiah were being rotated and both as ***** as each other, resulting in us getting beat by West Ham and Fulham and going from top to 3rd in the space of a week. Then we got dumped out of the FA Cup

Returning from Dubai we had a virtually fully fit squad which almost picked itself in a team for the whole rest of the season. Havertz going up front was a masterstroke and it worked

Roll forward to now. All of our forward players are playing absolutely shite. Havertz is shot to pieces. Nketiah has been sold, Jesus is out, Martinelli now also, Trossard looks a shadow of himself, Saka is out for at least another month....oh yeah and there's comedy Sterling

If Dubai can cure that list of symptoms I'm off there to grow a 12 inch cock next week

Count your blessings SteveO, mine IS already 12 inches (and no I did not go to Dubai to get it!) but I keep having to Fold Mine in Half because the ladies keep telling me it's too Big!

Seriously though I think that is an excellent Summation of how it was and how it now is. And if I may be so bold as to Precise your words of Observant Wisdom in a nutshell:

We Are Fucked.

[Retro Gunner]

The Arteta fan boys are already out in force citing last year's miracle of Dubai as the catalyst for change

Let's be clear what really happened as history seems to be being rewritten. He had constantly meddled with the CF position at the end of December. The useless Jesus and Nketiah were being rotated and both as ***** as each other, resulting in us getting beat by West Ham and Fulham and going from top to 3rd in the space of a week. Then we got dumped out of the FA Cup

Returning from Dubai we had a virtually fully fit squad which almost picked itself in a team for the whole rest of the season. Havertz going up front was a masterstroke and it worked

Roll forward to now. All of our forward players are playing absolutely shite. Havertz is shot to pieces. Nketiah has been sold, Jesus is out, Martinelli now also, Trossard looks a shadow of himself, Saka is out for at least another month....oh yeah and there's comedy Sterling

If Dubai can cure that list of symptoms I'm off there to grow a 12 inch cock next week

To be honest SteveO, I don't think even a 6 month sojourn in Dubai is going to give you the 9" improvement you're seeking.

[SteveO 35]

The Arteta fan boys are already out in force citing last year's miracle of Dubai as the catalyst for change

Let's be clear what really happened as history seems to be being rewritten. He had constantly meddled with the CF position at the end of December. The useless Jesus and Nketiah were being rotated and both as ***** as each other, resulting in us getting beat by West Ham and Fulham and going from top to 3rd in the space of a week. Then we got dumped out of the FA Cup

Returning from Dubai we had a virtually fully fit squad which almost picked itself in a team for the whole rest of the season. Havertz going up front was a masterstroke and it worked

Roll forward to now. All of our forward players are playing absolutely shite. Havertz is shot to pieces. Nketiah has been sold, Jesus is out, Martinelli now also, Trossard looks a shadow of himself, Saka is out for at least another month....oh yeah and there's comedy Sterling

If Dubai can cure that list of symptoms I'm off there to grow a 12 inch cock next week

To be honest SteveO, I don't think even a 6 month sojourn in Dubai is going to give you the 9" improvement you're seeking.

I wouldn't mind if it was only a 9 inch improvement mate!

NO COCK EXTENSION IS COMING

[Limerick Gooner]

Martinelli out for over a month with a hamstring injury. Sterling will play.

[OneBardGooner]

Martinelli out for over a month with a hamstring injury. Sterling will play.

Aww! Come on mate, I mean "Play" is stretching it somewhat, or if by 'Play' you mean he'll waddle around the pitch, whilst trying to beat 3 players at once and losing the ball every single fucking time it comes anywhere near him all whist looking like he's carrying a handbag and wearing wobbly stilettos and sweating profusely for no discernible reason, well the yes okay.

[rodders999]

More injuries, absolute fucking joke of a season

[SteveO 35]

Martinelli out for over a month with a hamstring injury. Sterling will play.

Martinelli has been fucking gash for weeks

It will be Nwaneri who plays hopefully

However I fear you may be right and the invisible handbag wearing mincing Chav c.unt will likely play

[sk-gtfo]

Was hoping they got dragged to extra time, the one time you need fvcking VAR, linesman probably used to being lazy now and deferring to VAR so taking it away doesn't make sense really if it's available, I bet we see more offside goals in the cup until the useless video cvnts come in halfway through.

[BFG4]

Wednesday night was a preview of what would happen if we were heading to Anfield with something to play for, we'd shit ourselves and put in a humiliating display. As for this one, I hope Denilson is watching along proudly as an entire team do an impression of his favourite skill, sideways and backwards passing

[Reno Gooner]

I despise Longface Van Nistledive and Racist Steptoe so anything less than a 5 nil win for us is unacceptable really.

The absurd irony of this, is that if either of them were playing for us we would probably have won the league.

Interesting that Jason Cundy, who played for Chelsea, is saying that Havertz is doing for us exactly what he did at Chelsea, the odd goal, the odd flash of real promise, but mostly crap......and we need to get rid.

Good luck with that, how much of the $65m are we going to recoup???? And anyway Arteta, like Wenger, unable to admit a mistake, will stick with his failed purchase.

[OneBardGooner]

I despise Longface Van Nistledive and Racist Steptoe so anything less than a 5 nil win for us is unacceptable really.

The absurd irony of this, is that if either of them were playing for us we would probably have won the league.

Interesting that Jason Cundy, who played for Chelsea, is saying that Havertz is doing for us exactly what he did at Chelsea, the odd goal, the odd flash of real promise, but mostly crap......and we need to get rid.

Good luck with that, how much of the $65m are we going to recoup???? And anyway Arteta, like Wenger, unable to admit a mistake, will stick with his failed purchase.

I'd lay odds that we recoup Zippo, Zilch, Nada and fuckin' Nothing... When he does go (eventually ) It'll be on a Free to his Next Retirement Home after ours. Most Likely In his Dear Fatherland.