Injuries

[rodders999]

Fuck shit bollocks

[Retro Gunner]

Yes saw that and also attributed to the apparent Japanese character of feeling bad taking a wage whilst not working.

Could pseudo bllx.

Well, if that's what's causing it, then he must be near suicidal!!

[DB10GOONER]

Yes saw that and also attributed to the apparent Japanese character of feeling bad taking a wage whilst not working.

Could pseudo bllx.

No Japanese blood in Fateem Girling then.

[OneBardGooner]

Yes saw that and also attributed to the apparent Japanese character of feeling bad taking a wage whilst not working.

Could pseudo bllx.

Well, if that's what's causing it, then he must be near suicidal!!

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

[DB10GOONER]

Yes saw that and also attributed to the apparent Japanese character of feeling bad taking a wage whilst not working.

Could pseudo bllx.

Well, if that's what's causing it, then he must be near suicidal!!

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

Why how very 1970s suburban middle class of you!

[gazzatt2]

Yes saw that and also attributed to the apparent Japanese character of feeling bad taking a wage whilst not working.

Could pseudo bllx.

Well, if that's what's causing it, then he must be near suicidal!!

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

your posh

[Limerick Gooner]

I’ve got a pull in my Merino jumper. Hoping it’s ok to wear to the West Ham game.

[OneBardGooner]

Yes saw that and also attributed to the apparent Japanese character of feeling bad taking a wage whilst not working.

Could pseudo bllx.

Well, if that's what's causing it, then he must be near suicidal!!

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

Why how very 1970s suburban middle class of you!

Koi Fish are a "Nice little Earner"... Bought 6 for £200 when young and 3 years later Sold for £12k... That's £11k Profit when taking in Fish Food Prices etc

[Limerick Gooner]

Yes saw that and also attributed to the apparent Japanese character of feeling bad taking a wage whilst not working.

Could pseudo bllx.

Well, if that's what's causing it, then he must be near suicidal!!

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

Why how very 1970s suburban middle class of you!

Koi Fish are a "Nice little Earner"... Bought 6 for £200 when young and 3 years later Sold for £12k... That's £11k Profit when taking in Fish Food Prices etc

Apparently half of them got eaten by a heron.

“£6k down the drain. Koi carp eaten again.”

[OneBardGooner]

Well, if that's what's causing it, then he must be near suicidal!!

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

Why how very 1970s suburban middle class of you!

Koi Fish are a "Nice little Earner"... Bought 6 for £200 when young and 3 years later Sold for £12k... That's £11k Profit when taking in Fish Food Prices etc

Apparently half of them got eaten by a heron.

“£6k down the drain. Koi carp eaten again.”

Don't be a 'silly billy'... Not on My Watch (and my Three Cats... Siberian Long Haired and Main Coon Cat who between them Rule the Dogs in the vicinity... so a Heron wouldn't stand a Fuckin' chance!)





Aka: Genaro, Silver and Goldy

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Well, if that's what's causing it, then he must be near suicidal!!

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

Why how very 1970s suburban middle class of you!

Koi Fish are a "Nice little Earner"... Bought 6 for £200 when young and 3 years later Sold for £12k... That's £11k Profit when taking in Fish Food Prices etc

Apparently half of them got eaten by a heron.

“£6k down the drain. Koi carp eaten again.”

I install CCTV, one customer had asked for some cameras because he was having problems with a neighbour.

Couple of months later he asked me to come over and install one overlooking his koi carp pond.

So I turn up and he says in the hallway, an otter has cleared out most of my carp last night, they're spread all over the garden, we'll go through to the garden but ignore my missus, she's addicted to pain killers and is out of her tree.

So I walk past her and she's laid out on the sofa, she murmers hello and I walk out to the garden, there's all these huge carp with bites taken out, 16 in all, anyway suddenly his wife is stood beside me looking at a white carp (ghostie I believe they're called) with half its head missing, she leans down and touches it and says,oh no it's molly, she's my favourite, then looks up at me and says "do you think she's still alive", trying not to burst out laughing I said I've just got to go to my van, I wonder round the side of the house and I'm silently wetting myself, her husband follows me and bursts out laughing too, he says to me, "I knew you were going to laugh", I said to him "Jesus couldn't bring molly back"

[OneBardGooner]

Holy Fuck Lefty I didn't know you were into 'that' kind of thing.

[Limerick Gooner]

Jesus! Must have been a fortune in carp. Funny story.

[OneBardGooner]

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

Why how very 1970s suburban middle class of you!

Koi Fish are a "Nice little Earner"... Bought 6 for £200 when young and 3 years later Sold for £12k... That's £11k Profit when taking in Fish Food Prices etc

Apparently half of them got eaten by a heron.

“£6k down the drain. Koi carp eaten again.”

I install CCTV, one customer had asked for some cameras because he was having problems with a neighbour.

Couple of months later he asked me to come over and install one overlooking his koi carp pond.

So I turn up and he says in the hallway, an otter has cleared out most of my carp last night, they're spread all over the garden, we'll go through to the garden but ignore my missus, she's addicted to pain killers and is out of her tree.

So I walk past her and she's laid out on the sofa, she murmers hello and I walk out to the garden, there's all these huge carp with bites taken out, 16 in all, anyway suddenly his wife is stood beside me looking at a white carp (ghostie I believe they're called) with half its head missing, she leans down and touches it and says,oh no it's molly, she's my favourite, then looks up at me and says "do you think she's still alive", trying not to burst out laughing I said I've just got to go to my van, I wonder round the side of the house and I'm silently wetting myself, her husband follows me and bursts out laughing too, he says to me, "I knew you were going to laugh", I said to him "Jesus couldn't bring molly back"

All sounds a bit Fishy to me Lefty.

end of story... Or if I were to say that in French

fin de l'histoire

[A11M11]

He can always come and do my garden if he's that guilty... we've got a Koi Fish pond so he should feel at home!...


#justsaying

Why how very 1970s suburban middle class of you!

Koi Fish are a "Nice little Earner"... Bought 6 for £200 when young and 3 years later Sold for £12k... That's £11k Profit when taking in Fish Food Prices etc

Apparently half of them got eaten by a heron.

“£6k down the drain. Koi carp eaten again.”

Don't be a 'silly billy'... Not on My Watch (and my Three Cats... Siberian Long Haired and Main Coon Cat who between them Rule the Dogs in the vicinity... so a Heron wouldn't stand a Fuckin' chance!)


Nice cats but I wouldn't fancy their chances against a family of otters , we lost 32 Koi in one night from our pond they burrowed underneath the filters ate the liovers and left the bodies all around the edge of the pond.





Aka: Genaro, Silver and Goldy