Real Madrid H Big lugs quarter final first leg Tues April 8th KO 8pm

[Nick Nack]

Yeah! One could die of thirst waiting for Cinzano Zinchenko!

That's the spirit

Hope he doesn't start wining

Hopefully we'll soon be shot of him

Time for a more Balanced approach.

Oh! Come On Nick Nack put a Cork in it.

Think you may have done a DB there and come up Short.

The wee man OneBard has some bottle to be saying that!

I think he's been rather measured with his reply

[DB10GOONER]

Yeah! One could die of thirst waiting for Cinzano Zinchenko!

That's the spirit

Hope he doesn't start wining

Hopefully we'll soon be shot of him

Time for a more Balanced approach.

Oh! Come On Nick Nack put a Cork in it.

Think you may have done a DB there and come up Short.

The wee man OneBard has some bottle to be saying that!

I think he's been rather measured with his reply

[OneBardGooner]

Yeah! One could die of thirst waiting for Cinzano Zinchenko!

That's the spirit

Hope he doesn't start wining

Hopefully we'll soon be shot of him

Time for a more Balanced approach.

Oh! Come On Nick Nack put a Cork in it.

Think you may have done a DB there and come up Short.

The wee man OneBard has some bottle to be saying that!

So sayeth the Stout chap from the Emerald Isle.

[DB10GOONER]

Yeah! One could die of thirst waiting for Cinzano Zinchenko!

That's the spirit

Hope he doesn't start wining

Hopefully we'll soon be shot of him

Time for a more Balanced approach.

Oh! Come On Nick Nack put a Cork in it.

Think you may have done a DB there and come up Short.

The wee man OneBard has some bottle to be saying that!

So sayeth the Stout chap from the Emerald Isle.

Begorrah and all dat there and all.

[OneBardGooner]

That's the spirit

Hope he doesn't start wining

Hopefully we'll soon be shot of him

Time for a more Balanced approach.

Oh! Come On Nick Nack put a Cork in it.

Think you may have done a DB there and come up Short.

The wee man OneBard has some bottle to be saying that!

So sayeth the Stout chap from the Emerald Isle.

Begorrah and all dat there and all.

Ohh! Feck You're Too Quick For Me So You Are!

[Sid33]

UEFA will be arranging Real v Bayern, PSG or Barca, have to keep the sponsors happy we don't have a fucking hope!!

[SteveO 35]

Now that Gabriel is out, I take back the earlier comments. Kiwior is a fucking walking disaster and we are going into this with precious little hope. Wouldn't be so bad if some of the other permacrocks like White were occasionally available. As for Tomiyasu, how much has this goon taken in wages vs what positives he's delivered

[shu]

Like big time WTF are we doing in training that leads to these injuries . How many times previous to this season have you heard of someone pulling a hammy and having an operation and we have 3 all of which were key positions ?

There has to be a reason behind it

[sk-gtfo]

Now that Gabriel is out, I take back the earlier comments. Kiwior is a fucking walking disaster and we are going into this with precious little hope. Wouldn't be so bad if some of the other permacrocks like White were occasionally available. As for Tomiyasu, how much has this goon taken in wages vs what positives he's delivered

And Califiori defo gives Tomi vibes..

[DB10GOONER]

Like big time WTF are we doing in training that leads to these injuries . How many times previous to this season have you heard of someone pulling a hammy and having an operation and we have 3 all of which were key positions ?

There has to be a reason behind it

My money is on poor rotational policy and over training them at key times when rest or light training would have been more beneficial.

Problem is our manager is still a novice in so many areas of management, and has an ego the size of Kerry Katona's furburger after a Saturday night in a pub car park, so he can't be told anything.

[TeeCee]

Arteta has said they are not doing much training as such because there are so many games. It's madness how many games there are now with fucking interborenationals every other month, Nations league this, Club World cup that, meaningless money spinners thought up by UEFA/FIFA. The other issue of course is that we don't have the squad to rotate properly without weakening ourselves massively. I understand not rotating the defence too much, it's so important to get a good understanding with everyone but further forward, we need to rotate sometimes. Maybe next season we can do it a bit with Martinelli/Williams on the left, Saka/Nwaneri on the right and if we get Zubimendi then we have another very decent option in central midfield rather than Partey/Jorginho .

The good news is, the Chavs and City are FUCKED for next season having to play the club world cup in June, players will get about 2 weeks off then start training again for the new season!!

[TeeCee]

Incidentally, it's possible that Madrid will have to play their 3rd choice goalkeeper against us next week because of injuries.......every little helps!!

[augie]

I dont think we had a hope of beating madrid even if we had zero injuries, and I will also say that I'd rather lose to a full strength madrid team than one missing a few top players, HOWEVER how the fcuk uefa didnt suspend any of their players for their carry on after they beath ath madrid is beyond me Mbappe went over to them and started playing with his flute and shaking it at their fans (albeit from inside his shorts), and rudiger made throat slitting gestures at their fans, and both got suspended sentences These c.unts are quick enough to ban any player betting on any football game, but shaking your cock at fans is ok ?? Get the fcuk outa here

[shu]

Incidentally, it's possible that Madrid will have to play their 3rd choice goalkeeper against us next week because of injuries.......every little helps!!

That’s because they know we will have fuck all shots ! The ball will be down the other end .

[shu]

And their 3rd choice goalie is a girl , now that is taking the piss