Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[OneBardGooner]

the Granny shagging FAT CŪNT can barely string two words together without going "Eeeehhhmmmm! Uhhhhh Ehhhhhhhmmm!" Uneducated Low Life Diving Piece of Vadge Juice

[Red Army 2]

Getting funnier and funnier by the week. And to think they wanted Moyes gone when they were still a mid-table team.

They are rotten to the core.

Amorin will be gone before the end of the season and replaced by Potter or Southgate

Sir Gareth you mean...facking joke

A knighthood due to his woke ideaology....a failure at football management at middlesbro and England ....total crawler

[IW8Goalmachine]

Looking like four finals in three years.

Very likely three trophies in three years.

[augie]

I listened to Stick To Football podcast earlier whilst walking the dog, and I have to give credit to keane for absolutely bashing manure and calling it as it is.

Contrast that to dimwit wrighty who when asked if we have regressed this season, totally refused to accept that we have gone backwards and moaned about injuries, tiredness and squad depth Of course wright's pea sized brain hasnt recognised the fact that the clueless c.unt has spent almost £800m so how have we a thin squad ? He also seemingly hasnt made the connection to overplaying the same players to injuries and fatigue Brainless c.unts like wrighty and keown think they are doing the club and fans a favour by defending them publicly like this, but all they are doing is ensuring that this shit show continues unchecked

[the playing mantis]

Looking like four finals in three years.

Very likely three trophies in three years.

Fucking hope so. They must win it

[DB10GOONER]

Looking like four finals in three years.

Very likely three trophies in three years.

Fucking hope so. They must win it

Absolutely. But they will. The other lot don't do that. Ever.

[augie]

Looking like four finals in three years.

Very likely three trophies in three years.

Fucking hope so. They must win it

Absolutely. But they will. The other lot don't do that. Ever.

Not sure I agree with that on this occasion - for me spurs are spurs and will always be run the same way regardless, but manure are 1bn in debt and getting into the champs league and the money that will bring them will make them more of a threat to us than the spurs scum will be if they win europa league. I want those manc scum to remain deep in debt and unable to compete for the same players we are trying to buy cos in a lot of cases players will pick manure over us IF both are in champs league, where as no player is stupid enough to pick the spurs scum over us

I never want to see the spurs scum succeed, but sometimes it is about the bigger picture, and I think that applies here

[Gunner Rob]

No - can’t have Spurs winning this.

I’m already getting ready for the final!

“glory glory Man United!”

[DB10GOONER]

Looking like four finals in three years.

Very likely three trophies in three years.

Fucking hope so. They must win it

Absolutely. But they will. The other lot don't do that. Ever.

Not sure I agree with that on this occasion - for me spurs are spurs and will always be run the same way regardless, but manure are 1bn in debt and getting into the champs league and the money that will bring them will make them more of a threat to us than the spurs scum will be if they win europa league. I want those manc scum to remain deep in debt and unable to compete for the same players we are trying to buy cos in a lot of cases players will pick manure over us IF both are in champs league, where as no player is stupid enough to pick the spurs scum over us

I never want to see the spurs scum succeed, but sometimes it is about the bigger picture, and I think that applies here

Don't agree. The big decider I think is Arteta is not a winner and most top players see that and won't come to us while he is manager no matter who is in for them.

It's a choice between a shit sandwich and a glass of piss, but I'll take the manc filth winning something ahead of the scum every day of the week.

[the playing mantis]

Looking like four finals in three years.

Very likely three trophies in three years.

Fucking hope so. They must win it

Absolutely. But they will. The other lot don't do that. Ever.

Not sure I agree with that on this occasion - for me spurs are spurs and will always be run the same way regardless, but manure are 1bn in debt and getting into the champs league and the money that will bring them will make them more of a threat to us than the spurs scum will be if they win europa league. I want those manc scum to remain deep in debt and unable to compete for the same players we are trying to buy cos in a lot of cases players will pick manure over us IF both are in champs league, where as no player is stupid enough to pick the spurs scum over us

I never want to see the spurs scum succeed, but sometimes it is about the bigger picture, and I think that applies here

Don't agree. The big decider I think is Arteta is not a winner and most top players see that and won't come to us while he is manager no matter who is in for them.

It's a choice between a shit sandwich and a glass of piss, but I'll take the manc filth winning something ahead of the scum every day of the week.

Yep.

They've been in CL in recent seasons and made f all difference...united I mean

Scum winning it is critical for the trophy nonsense, media non stop love in of them saying it's just the start etc ignoring there horrific league form and this being a farmers cup, and the CL money as they are in huge stadium debt. A few more seasons of no cl will seriously fck them up long term and put off investors who levy wants in (qataris for example).

The trophy issue alone is enough to not want them winning it as they ignore the fact it's utterly tin pot comp now as does the biased media.

That prick fat Ange getting all bolshy now they've made it having been silent most of season as there so shit. Hate them.

Only good thing potentially would be it keeps the idiot in a job but win or lose they will sack him IMO and get someone potentially decent in which is a worry.

It's written in the fcking stars we fck up and those *word censored* win some 2 bob championship level trophy and we never hear the end of it.

I fear the wrong united will turn up and scum thrash them. On paper it should be uniteds but there gash as well.

Please united please when m this

[Red Army 2]

Looking like four finals in three years.

Very likely three trophies in three years.

Fucking hope so. They must win it

Absolutely. But they will. The other lot don't do that. Ever.

Not sure I agree with that on this occasion - for me spurs are spurs and will always be run the same way regardless, but manure are 1bn in debt and getting into the champs league and the money that will bring them will make them more of a threat to us than the spurs scum will be if they win europa league. I want those manc scum to remain deep in debt and unable to compete for the same players we are trying to buy cos in a lot of cases players will pick manure over us IF both are in champs league, where as no player is stupid enough to pick the spurs scum over us

I never want to see the spurs scum succeed, but sometimes it is about the bigger picture, and I think that applies here

Don't agree. The big decider I think is Arteta is not a winner and most top players see that and won't come to us while he is manager no matter who is in for them.

It's a choice between a shit sandwich and a glass of piss, but I'll take the manc filth winning something ahead of the scum every day of the week.

100% dont want scum winning anything....utd are shit anyway

[Retro Gunner]

Fucking hope so. They must win it

Absolutely. But they will. The other lot don't do that. Ever.

Not sure I agree with that on this occasion - for me spurs are spurs and will always be run the same way regardless, but manure are 1bn in debt and getting into the champs league and the money that will bring them will make them more of a threat to us than the spurs scum will be if they win europa league. I want those manc scum to remain deep in debt and unable to compete for the same players we are trying to buy cos in a lot of cases players will pick manure over us IF both are in champs league, where as no player is stupid enough to pick the spurs scum over us

I never want to see the spurs scum succeed, but sometimes it is about the bigger picture, and I think that applies here

Don't agree. The big decider I think is Arteta is not a winner and most top players see that and won't come to us while he is manager no matter who is in for them.

It's a choice between a shit sandwich and a glass of piss, but I'll take the manc filth winning something ahead of the scum every day of the week.

Yep.

They've been in CL in recent seasons and made f all difference...united I mean

Scum winning it is critical for the trophy nonsense, media non stop love in of them saying it's just the start etc ignoring there horrific league form and this being a farmers cup, and the CL money as they are in huge stadium debt. A few more seasons of no cl will seriously fck them up long term and put off investors who levy wants in (qataris for example).

The trophy issue alone is enough to not want them winning it as they ignore the fact it's utterly tin pot comp now as does the biased media.

That prick fat Ange getting all bolshy now they've made it having been silent most of season as there so shit. Hate them.

Only good thing potentially would be it keeps the idiot in a job but win or lose they will sack him IMO and get someone potentially decent in which is a worry.

It's written in the fcking stars we fck up and those *word censored* win some 2 bob championship level trophy and we never hear the end of it.

I fear the wrong united will turn up and scum thrash them. On paper it should be uniteds but there gash as well.

Please united please when m this

Agreed. The only difference is that the trophy thing, as irritating as it would be, is less important than CL qualification being the financial help they are desperate for. It’s vital they don’t get that.

Impossible to predict this in my opinion. Gotta hope for the type of performance that Utd came up with in last season’s FA Cup final. Other than that, anything can happen and scum could well win it.

[DB10GOONER]

Absolutely. But they will. The other lot don't do that. Ever.

Not sure I agree with that on this occasion - for me spurs are spurs and will always be run the same way regardless, but manure are 1bn in debt and getting into the champs league and the money that will bring them will make them more of a threat to us than the spurs scum will be if they win europa league. I want those manc scum to remain deep in debt and unable to compete for the same players we are trying to buy cos in a lot of cases players will pick manure over us IF both are in champs league, where as no player is stupid enough to pick the spurs scum over us

I never want to see the spurs scum succeed, but sometimes it is about the bigger picture, and I think that applies here

Don't agree. The big decider I think is Arteta is not a winner and most top players see that and won't come to us while he is manager no matter who is in for them.

It's a choice between a shit sandwich and a glass of piss, but I'll take the manc filth winning something ahead of the scum every day of the week.

Yep.

They've been in CL in recent seasons and made f all difference...united I mean

Scum winning it is critical for the trophy nonsense, media non stop love in of them saying it's just the start etc ignoring there horrific league form and this being a farmers cup, and the CL money as they are in huge stadium debt. A few more seasons of no cl will seriously fck them up long term and put off investors who levy wants in (qataris for example).

The trophy issue alone is enough to not want them winning it as they ignore the fact it's utterly tin pot comp now as does the biased media.

That prick fat Ange getting all bolshy now they've made it having been silent most of season as there so shit. Hate them.

Only good thing potentially would be it keeps the idiot in a job but win or lose they will sack him IMO and get someone potentially decent in which is a worry.

It's written in the fcking stars we fck up and those *word censored* win some 2 bob championship level trophy and we never hear the end of it.

I fear the wrong united will turn up and scum thrash them. On paper it should be uniteds but there gash as well.

Please united please when m this

Agreed. The only difference is that the trophy thing, as irritating as it would be, is less important than CL qualification being the financial help they are desperate for. It’s vital they don’t get that.

Impossible to predict this in my opinion. Gotta hope for the type of performance that Utd came up with in last season’s FA Cup final. Other than that, anything can happen and scum could well win it.

Agree with you both about deterring future investors in the scum. That's the biggest of bigger pictures. Meant to put it in my response to augie but was half asleep!

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Man Utd have to pay £10 million to Adidas due to their failure to qualify for next seasons Champions League, as it breaches their agreement with kit manufacturer.

[OneBardGooner]

Man Utd have to pay £10 million to Adidas due to their failure to qualify for next seasons Champions League, as it breaches their agreement with kit manufacturer.

Talk about taking the shirt of someone's back!