Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
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Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
Next up it's these wanks at ours.Theyve done us up the farter thrice this season 2-0 2-0 and 1-0..This will be cocking no4 me thinks.3-1 barcodes Isak with a brace.
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Re: Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
I'd take a scrappy 0-0 now as long as Guimaraes and Gordon are getting stretchered off after clattering into each others foreheads
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I Really REALLY "Need" Us to turn these Gobshyte Sister Shagging Fat Bellied Cūnts over BIG Time....They're a No Mark club & team who think they're more than they are.
From DirtyCunt players like bruno, trippier, schar and burn to their eat shit & smile fat twat of a manager and his gobby prick of an assistant - I want them to be fucked up the arse without lube and stagger off the pitch at the end of the game bow legged with their heads bowed low with embarrassment like utter vermin knowing they are SHIT and a Classless team, club and bunch of fans from a one team town that resembles The Northern version of The SCUM. And then there is a Railway strike so their gobshyte, ill-educated fans have to crawl all the way back to their smelly hovels and disease infested dwellings that smell like the Sewers.

More Than EVER #COYG
From DirtyCunt players like bruno, trippier, schar and burn to their eat shit & smile fat twat of a manager and his gobby prick of an assistant - I want them to be fucked up the arse without lube and stagger off the pitch at the end of the game bow legged with their heads bowed low with embarrassment like utter vermin knowing they are SHIT and a Classless team, club and bunch of fans from a one team town that resembles The Northern version of The SCUM. And then there is a Railway strike so their gobshyte, ill-educated fans have to crawl all the way back to their smelly hovels and disease infested dwellings that smell like the Sewers.

More Than EVER #COYG
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I'm getting a feeling that you don't like them.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sun May 11, 2025 10:40 pmI Really REALLY "Need" Us to turn these Gobshyte Sister Shagging Fat Bellied Cūnts over BIG Time....They're a No Mark club & team who think they're more than they are.
From DirtyCunt players like bruno, trippier, schar and burn to their eat shit & smile fat twat of a manager and his gobby prick of an assistant - I want them to be fucked up the arse without lube and stagger off the pitch at the end of the game bow legged with their heads bowed low with embarrassment like utter vermin knowing they are SHIT and a Classless team, club and bunch of fans from a one team town that resembles The Northern version of The SCUM. And then there is a Railway strike so their gobshyte, ill-educated fans have to crawl all the way back to their smelly hovels and disease infested dwellings that smell like the Sewers.
More Than EVER #COYG
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Re: Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
First time successful in the ballot this season. So travelling over on my own. Feel better about it after yesterday's second half. However Merino is out,hopefully Rice is fit, if not we have serious issues. Please play Martinelli through the centre.
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Re: Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
It seems obvious for years Martinelli is totally suited to playing through the middle, remember arteta was asked years ago about it...and he said " Martinelli will never play in the middle"Bradywasking wrote: ↑Mon May 12, 2025 6:00 amFirst time successful in the ballot this season. So travelling over on my own. Feel better about it after yesterday's second half. However Merino is out,hopefully Rice is fit, if not we have serious issues. Please play Martinelli through the centre.
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Bradywasking wrote: ↑Mon May 12, 2025 5:58 amI'm getting a feeling that you don't like them.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sun May 11, 2025 10:40 pmI Really REALLY "Need" Us to turn these Gobshyte Sister Shagging Fat Bellied Cūnts over BIG Time....They're a No Mark club & team who think they're more than they are.
From DirtyCunt players like bruno, trippier, schar and burn to their eat shit & smile fat twat of a manager and his gobby prick of an assistant - I want them to be fucked up the arse without lube and stagger off the pitch at the end of the game bow legged with their heads bowed low with embarrassment like utter vermin knowing they are SHIT and a Classless team, club and bunch of fans from a one team town that resembles The Northern version of The SCUM. And then there is a Railway strike so their gobshyte, ill-educated fans have to crawl all the way back to their smelly hovels and disease infested dwellings that smell like the Sewers.
More Than EVER #COYG

btw: Hope you have a most Enjoyable and Safe time watching us Destroy Them... If you are anywhere near the Dugout's would you be kind enough to let that Gobby Prick Tindall know VERY Loudly and IN 'No Un-certain Terms' that he is a Gobby Cũnt... I think in their twisted, un-educated vocabulary it goes something like:
"Woy Oi! Teendull Yaa Gubby Fookin Cuunt Ya Wifes Breath Smells Of Rancid Cock!"

Thanks Ever-so!.

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Re: Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
Been thinking about this game for a while, because it seemed certain (reasonably anyway) that we would get CL qualification and that they would still need a decent result against us.
Given how in recent years they've come to park the bus and mug us on the break, I was thinking that we should sit with everyone behind the ball and let them try to break us down. Frustrate them and waste time exactly as they've done to us. A draw is fine for us, but they will want the win.
I'm generally past caring this season, but we owe this lot one, so sitting deep and nicking the win on the break would be very nice.
None of this will happen of course.
Given how in recent years they've come to park the bus and mug us on the break, I was thinking that we should sit with everyone behind the ball and let them try to break us down. Frustrate them and waste time exactly as they've done to us. A draw is fine for us, but they will want the win.
I'm generally past caring this season, but we owe this lot one, so sitting deep and nicking the win on the break would be very nice.
None of this will happen of course.
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Yes you are right Retro, but Arteta seems unable to think outside the box and the precise system and tactics he has set up...all based on possession... As you say do to these FuckCunts what they have done to us, they are also one of the dirtiest sides in the Prem no contest... would love to see that BrunoCunt get snapped in half... the kind of tackle that would end his career... As our Rodders said he is a "fucking odious prick'.
Re: Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
I guess it is all down to how much Newcastle wants to finish second. If they do, they will go for it. I suspect they will be happy enough to pick up a point that pretty much guarantees them Champions League football should Forest, Chelsea or Villa drop points before the game is played. Expect a pretty turgid ninety minutes.Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Mon May 12, 2025 1:40 pmGiven how in recent years they've come to park the bus and mug us on the break, I was thinking that we should sit with everyone behind the ball and let them try to break us down. Frustrate them and waste time exactly as they've done to us. A draw is fine for us, but they will want the win.
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And the massive ceunt that is Kieran Trippier,who gave it Billy Big Bollocks in the semi when our brave warriors just took it off himNatural Born Gooner wrote: ↑Sun May 11, 2025 10:24 pmI'd take a scrappy 0-0 now as long as Guimaraes and Gordon are getting stretchered off after clattering into each others foreheads
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Jason Tindall is definitely the most annoying person in football..Sorry Carra and Neville, but this fake tanned c*nt beats both of you.
Mr " Club Tropicanna, look at me I'm famous " is constantly breaking the only one person in the technical area rule. However he is never questioned over it by officials or media.
Hate the sight of him and Howe.
Mr " Club Tropicanna, look at me I'm famous " is constantly breaking the only one person in the technical area rule. However he is never questioned over it by officials or media.
Hate the sight of him and Howe.
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Bradywasking wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 8:18 amJason Tindall is definitely the most annoying person in football..Sorry Carra and Neville, but this fake tanned c*nt beats both of you.
Mr " Club Tropicanna, look at me I'm famous " is constantly breaking the only one person in the technical area rule. However he is never questioned over it by officials or media.
Hate the sight of him and Howe.
Tindall was a youth player at the Arsenal.
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Re: Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
BUT didn't make it ! Thanks Fuck!Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 1:49 pmBradywasking wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 8:18 amJason Tindall is definitely the most annoying person in football..Sorry Carra and Neville, but this fake tanned c*nt beats both of you.
Mr " Club Tropicanna, look at me I'm famous " is constantly breaking the only one person in the technical area rule. However he is never questioned over it by officials or media.
Hate the sight of him and Howe.
Tindall was a youth player at the Arsenal.

Apparently he's got Needy issues...says everything really doesn't it...he's the only prem person I know who has a faker fake tan than Benny Blanco and that's saying something

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Re: Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm
Rice and Trossard with hamstring issues?
Make this season fuck off already
Make this season fuck off already
