ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[rodders999]

Lads it’s going to be a long torturous summer, so please for the love of fuck will you all do me one small favour?

Please please PLEASE……DO NOT lose your shit every time BigBaz40971 links us to a player on twatter. It’s all fucking bullshit

I can’t cope with people having 4 thousand aneurysms fretting over the 4 thousand players we’re going to be linked with but never had any intention of signing.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Ian Wright says Arsenal ‘can’t afford to waste £90million’ on a striker in case they flop like Manchester United’s Rasmus Hojlund or Liverpool’s Darwin Nunez.


https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/12/ian-wrig ... -23072719/

Wrighty has a very valid point in that we can't afford to make a mistake.

There's no guarantee that any transfer will be a success, to be fair. If we were quoted £90m for a striker (Gyokeres) who has scored 95 goals in two seasons and 53 of them have come this season already (remember this season hasn't officially ended yet), then I'll take the gamble on him; especially considering we may end the season without a player scoring more than TEN goals for us all season, and we got to UCL Semi and the a lack of a clinical striker was clearly the biggest issue over the two games.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Lads it’s going to be a long torturous summer, so please for the love of fuck will you all do me one small favour?

Please please PLEASE……DO NOT lose your shit every time BigBaz40971 links us to a player on twatter. It’s all fucking bullshit

I can’t cope with people having 4 thousand aneurysms fretting over the 4 thousand players we’re going to be linked with but never had any intention of signing.

No worries from me, Rodders. I don't believe any of the shit I post, anyway - especially the non-transfer rumours.

[augie]

Ian Wright says Arsenal ‘can’t afford to waste £90million’ on a striker in case they flop like Manchester United’s Rasmus Hojlund or Liverpool’s Darwin Nunez.


https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/12/ian-wrig ... -23072719/

Wrighty has a very valid point in that we can't afford to make a mistake.

Kinda ironic saying that we cant afford to make a mistake given that the cone boy has already spent close to £800m and has made a load of mistakes, but according to wrighty he is the man to make us winners again I mean surely by any logic, if you cant afford to make a mistake with the recruitments, the last person you would want making the signings is a guy with more mistakes than successes ? Honestly he should be gone this summer, but my big fear is that they will give him a big transfer kitty which he will waste AGAIN, and then will get sacked either in middle or end of next season and the new manager will have a meagre transfer budget cos the cone boy wasted so much money

[Limerick Gooner]

Just heard a rumour that the Online Gooner is signing a new Moderator.

They are a blend of Eboue, Xhaka, Sterling and Mustafi. Set to be an improvement on the current crop of Mods.

[DB10GOONER]

Just heard a rumour that the Online Gooner is signing a new Moderator.

They are a blend of Eboue, Xhaka, Sterling and Mustafi. Set to be an improvement on the current crop of Mods.

A. "Crop" of mods? There's only one. The SuperMod.

B. You are banned, you crunt.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Just heard a rumour that the Online Gooner is signing a new Moderator.

They are a blend of Eboue, Xhaka, Sterling and Mustafi. Set to be an improvement on the current crop of Mods.

A. "Crop" of mods? There's only one. The SuperMod.

B. You are banned, you crunt.

Fucking internal market shite again!

[DB10GOONER]

Just heard a rumour that the Online Gooner is signing a new Moderator.

They are a blend of Eboue, Xhaka, Sterling and Mustafi. Set to be an improvement on the current crop of Mods.

A. "Crop" of mods? There's only one. The SuperMod.

B. You are banned, you crunt.

Fucking internal market shite again!

Quality.

[Limerick Gooner]

Just heard a rumour that the Online Gooner is signing a new Moderator.

They are a blend of Eboue, Xhaka, Sterling and Mustafi. Set to be an improvement on the current crop of Mods.

A. "Crop" of mods? There's only one. The SuperMod.

B. You are banned, you crunt.

Fucking internal market shite again!

Quality.

[OneBardGooner]

Lads it’s going to be a long torturous summer, so please for the love of fuck will you all do me one small favour?

Please please PLEASE……DO NOT lose your shit every time BigBaz40971 links us to a player on twatter. It’s all fucking bullshit

I can’t cope with people having 4 thousand aneurysms fretting over the 4 thousand players we’re going to be linked with but never had any intention of signing.

Just for a bit of Fun and Light Relief (Oooh! Missis ) And to (Hopefully) Try and help us all (and Rodders ) Not suffer said aneurysm/s and with only Two Games left of this Very, Very disappointing and Frustrating Season (again ). Although we have no say or idea of who they might or will bring in

We All know we need the transfer equivalent of a severe clear-out of the Bowels BUT whom do or rather can we (Realistically) get rid of:

Perhaps it might ease the Tension, Anger and Frustration if we could each choose 5 Players that definitely Must Go if any progress of any kind is to be made (Of course the best person to remove would be Arteta, but sadly that is Not going to happen). So what players from the Current Squad (Listed Below) MUST be Flushed ASAP:

*** We know that Tierney is going back to Celtic, sad but inevitable with his injury record. Jorginho is leaving by agreement. And we can assume Neto and Sterling will be fucked off back to whence they came (At least I fucking well hope so!)

So; choose your 5 (5 Only Please!) who need ( not those rumoured to be going, but those who in your opinion need to be Gone this window :

Just put an Asterisk (*) next to their name:

First Squad Members:

Raya
Saliba
White
Gabriel
Timber
Tomiyasu
Kiwior
Calafiori
Zinchenko
Partey
Odegaard
Rice
Saka
Martinelli
Havertz
Trossard
Jesus
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Nwaneri
Lewis-Skelly
(Both are still considered Academy players)


I think we can exclude those who are (Still) out on loans hopefully they will be automatically 'Let Go' or perhaps used as part of the wage reductions which Berta is (apparently) very good at ?):

Hein (GK)
Tavares
Vieira
Lakonga
Nelson
Marquinos

Tin Hat On I'll go first

Raya
Saliba
White
Gabriel
Timber
Tomiyasu *
Kiwior
Calafiori *
Zinchenko *
Partey *
Odegaard
Rice
Saka
Martinelli
Havertz
Trossard
Jesus *

[TeeCee]

How about we put a fee that we think we'll get next to the name as well?? (No jokes about receiving a packet of crisps, 3 tracksuits or Herpes though)!!

Raya
Saliba
White
Gabriel
Timber
Tomiyasu* £10m if he's actually fit during that 8 hour window.....
Kiwior* £25m - he's increased his value at the end of this season I think
Calafiori
Zinchenko* - 15m
Partey
Odegaard
Rice
Saka
Martinelli
Havertz
Trossard* - £25m from Saudi?
Jesus* - £20m

I think we should also have a 'like to sign' 5 players too OBG. Let's keep the finances sensible, say no more than 150m PLUS whatever the sales bring in. It's subjective I know but a bit of fun.

So I think we'll receive somewhere around £95m for those so I'm working with £245m

Zubimendi - 51m
Gyokeres - 60m
Huijsen - 50m
Morgan Rogers - 80m

[Arsenal Till I Die]

@theMadridZone - BREAKING: The club showing the STRONGEST interest in Rodrygo Goes this summer is ARSENAL! @edu17burgos

[the playing mantis]

How about we put a fee that we think we'll get next to the name as well?? (No jokes about receiving a packet of crisps, 3 tracksuits or Herpes though)!!

Raya
Saliba
White
Gabriel
Timber
Tomiyasu* £10m if he's actually fit during that 8 hour window.....
Kiwior* £25m - he's increased his value at the end of this season I think
Calafiori
Zinchenko* - 15m
Partey
Odegaard
Rice
Saka
Martinelli
Havertz
Trossard* - £25m from Saudi?
Jesus* - £20m

I think we should also have a 'like to sign' 5 players too OBG. Let's keep the finances sensible, say no more than 150m PLUS whatever the sales bring in. It's subjective I know but a bit of fun.

So I think we'll receive somewhere around £95m for those so I'm working with £245m

Zubimendi - 51m
Gyokeres - 60m
Huijsen - 50m
Morgan Rogers - 80m

What have you been smoking with those figures teecee!

We will be lucky to get 5 m for zinchenko, Jesus 15 same when fit which won't be this summer. Kiwior surely worth 30m at least now.

Shouldn't be sold.

Ohderaghardb should be on the list reckon 35m to some west ham type mugs

[OneBardGooner]

How about we put a fee that we think we'll get next to the name as well?? (No jokes about receiving a packet of crisps, 3 tracksuits or Herpes though)!!

Raya
Saliba
White
Gabriel
Timber
Tomiyasu* £10m if he's actually fit during that 8 hour window.....
Kiwior* £25m - he's increased his value at the end of this season I think Definitely, a few Italian clubs showing interest
Calafiori
Zinchenko* - 15m (15 Million!! ) Ohh Vietnamese Dong ! (btw: 1 Dong = 0.000029 pounds)
Partey
Odegaard
Rice
Saka
Martinelli
Havertz
Trossard* - £25m from Saudi? Yeah his agent has been doing the rounds of Saudi clubs... Ceeeunt.
Jesus* - £20m (again I would suggest Vietnamese Dong)

I think we should also have a 'like to sign' 5 players too OBG. Let's keep the finances sensible, say no more than 150m PLUS whatever the sales bring in. It's subjective I know but a bit of fun.

So I think we'll receive somewhere around £95m for those so I'm working with £245m

Zubimendi - 51m
Gyokeres - 60m
Huijsen - 50m
Morgan Rogers - 80m

Okay mate sounds sensible

Zubimende ... sounds like a (almost) done deal
Gyokeres would be great!
Like Huijsen, but sounds like he might be off to sunny Spain...(Mudrid)
Would Love: Karim Adeyemi from Borrusia Dortmund ... only 23 and is 100% Quality. (Left Winger)


ALSO! DEFINITELY NO CHAV REJECTS!!!!

[OneBardGooner]

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What have you been smoking with those figures teecee!

We will be lucky to get 5 m for zinchenko, Jesus 15 same when fit which won't be this summer. Kiwior surely worth 30m at least now.

Shouldn't be sold.

Ohderaghardb should be on the list reckon 35m to some west ham type mugs
[/quote]

Awww come On Mantis ... whilst this IS meant to be a bit of a"Fun"... it also needs to be Realistic... We ALL know (well except you by the look of it! ) that Odeargawd is going Nowhere... he is Arteta;s most favourite player... I mean why & how else would a tackle shy, headless chicken with the gift of invisibility, who can turn 5 times on the spot without getting dizzy be made 'Captain"... when Everyone knows Captain should either be Decca's or Gabriel..