Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Mar 19, 2025 10:07 am
Look I've told you once I've told you a thousand times stop grooming me!
:lol: :lol:

Shan't. 8)

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Read today that one of his kids is in the Arsenal academy. :banghead:

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Limerick Gooner wrote:
Wed May 21, 2025 8:12 pm
Read today that one of his kids is in the Arsenal academy. :banghead:
Maybe that’s who has been playing for us then? Would explain the complete absence of physicality and coordination.

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This fat little fuck womble better not show up anywhere near our club next season or my fucking head will explode. :x

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 23, 2025 8:59 pm
This fat little fuck womble better not show up anywhere near our club next season or my fucking head will explode. :x

Arteta’s gonna sign him permanently. :lol: :wink:

Actually, I shouldn’t even joke about it….would it really be a fucking surprise?!! :worried:

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Is he gone yet

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 4:47 am
Is he gone yet
He will play tomorrow at Southampton, score a tap in and it will be enough to convince Arteta that he deserves a three year contract.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri May 23, 2025 10:36 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 23, 2025 8:59 pm
This fat little fuck womble better not show up anywhere near our club next season or my fucking head will explode. :x

Arteta’s gonna sign him permanently. :lol: :wink:

Actually, I shouldn’t even joke about it….would it really be a fucking surprise?!! :worried:
Our new CF. 🤣

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Bradywasking wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 5:56 am
mcdowell42 wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 4:47 am
Is he gone yet
He will play tomorrow at Southampton, score a tap in and it will be enough to convince Arteta that he deserves a three year contract.
:tickedoff:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri May 23, 2025 10:36 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 23, 2025 8:59 pm
This fat little fuck womble better not show up anywhere near our club next season or my fucking head will explode. :x

Arteta’s gonna sign him permanently. :lol: :wink:

Actually, I shouldn’t even joke about it….would it really be a fucking surprise?!! :worried:
He’s been one of our most consistent players all season. Consistently fucking awful. Warms a good bench though.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri May 23, 2025 10:36 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 23, 2025 8:59 pm
This fat little fuck womble better not show up anywhere near our club next season or my fucking head will explode. :x

Arteta’s gonna sign him permanently. :lol: :wink:

Actually, I shouldn’t even joke about it….would it really be a fucking surprise?!! :worried:
:shock:

And, no. No, it would not surprise me in the slightest. :|

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I think the highlight of the season will be waving goodbye to this odious wankpot this afternoon

Next season...

Dear Chelsea - do you have any other c.unts we can take off your wage bill?

Your sincerely

Lego Head & Wig Wearing Wanker

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun May 25, 2025 10:06 am
I think the highlight of the season will be waving goodbye to this odious wankpot this afternoon

Next season...

Dear Chelsea - do you have any other c.unts we can take off your wage bill?

Your sincerely

Lego Head & Wig Wearing Wanker
honestly he was totally fuckin rubbish at souhampton yesterday......so lazy and unfit....put absolutely no effort in at all...disgrace to his profession

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♪♪♫ "Fat-heem Girling - Good riddance you fat lazy little girlfriend bashing chav monkey cùnt bastard." ♪♫♩

Does that scan for a song for this chav wánker? :censored: :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 8:20 am
♪♪♫ "Fat-heem Girling - Good riddance you fat lazy little girlfriend bashing chav monkey cùnt bastard." ♪♫♩

Does that scan for a song for this chav wánker? :censored: :evil:
Divine Comedy already had it covered "But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country"." And everybody sings Fa-fa-fa-fat-heem Sterling".

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