LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The wife has piled on the pounds of late, last night I came home from work and she was lying on the bed in a leopard skin print dress ....
I thought it was Fred Flintstone

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

A mate of mine believes that the Earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge...

He eventually came around.

[OneBardGooner]

The wife has piled on the pounds of late, last night I came home from work and she was lying on the bed in a leopard skin print dress ....
I thought it was Fred Flintstone

[gazzatt2]

keep it up Lefty. - no 4

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

keep it up Lefty. - no 4

A valued member of the Friday quartet

[DB10GOONER]

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

You've met my sister in law, huh?

[OneBardGooner]

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

You've met my sister in law, huh?

FFS DB who hasn't !?

[DB10GOONER]

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

You've met my sister in law, huh?

FFS DB who hasn't !?

You wouldn't. Especially once she started talking at you.

[OneBardGooner]

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

You've met my sister in law, huh?

FFS DB who hasn't !?

You wouldn't. Especially once she started talking at you.

Ohh! I See.


Fair Snuff.


Actually thinking about it (as if I could feckin' forget!) My ex-s Sister suffered the same problem, or as they say in Wales..


"She's Got More Mouth Than a Cow's Got Cũnt"

[Midz]

The wife has piled on the pounds of late, last night I came home from work and she was lying on the bed in a leopard skin print dress ....
I thought it was Fred Flintstone

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic…
But I refused.
If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

There's a nudist convention in my town tomorrow.

I might go if I've got nothing on.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Suffolk Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine-harvester..while trying to steal it...has been bailed!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I went to a pet shop and put a sign saying 'Chameleon' next to an empty cage ......

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

“The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”