Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Bradywasking
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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 8:20 am
♪♪♫ "Fat-heem Girling - Good riddance you fat lazy little girlfriend bashing chav monkey cùnt bastard." ♪♫♩

Does that scan for a song for this chav wánker? :censored: :evil:
To the tune of Rasputin by Boney M

" fat fat Raheem
worst player we've ever seen
send him back to the Bridge
fat fat Raheem
should never have been near our team
he moved slower than a fridge "

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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I think a simple chorus of He Eats When He Wants would do nicely for this c.unt

His GF might want to add a 'B' at the start of the second word - either way it works

Good riddance you little c.unt. Fucking useless thieving piece of shit

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Bradywasking wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 8:55 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 8:20 am
♪♪♫ "Fat-heem Girling - Good riddance you fat lazy little girlfriend bashing chav monkey cùnt bastard." ♪♫♩

Does that scan for a song for this chav wánker? :censored: :evil:
To the tune of Rasputin by Boney M

" fat fat Raheem
worst player we've ever seen
send him back to the Bridge
fat fat Raheem
should never have been near our team
he moved slower than a fridge "

Cole Porter must be spinning in his grave.

:lol: :wink:

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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travelling fans were singing....were on the pitch if sterling scores......were on the pitch if sterling scores

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 1:20 pm
travelling fans were singing....were on the pitch if sterling scores......were on the pitch if sterling scores
Should have been singing

Fuck off you c.unt
Fuck off you cuuunnnt,
Raheem Sterling
Fuck off you c.unt

8)

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Nick Nack wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 4:53 pm
Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 1:20 pm
travelling fans were singing....were on the pitch if sterling scores......were on the pitch if sterling scores
Should have been singing

Fuck off you c.unt
Fuck off you cuuunnnt,
Raheem Sterling
Fuck off you c.unt

8)
it was the worst performance i have ever seen....total disgrace

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 6:09 pm
Nick Nack wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 4:53 pm
Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 1:20 pm
travelling fans were singing....were on the pitch if sterling scores......were on the pitch if sterling scores
Should have been singing

Fuck off you c.unt
Fuck off you cuuunnnt,
Raheem Sterling
Fuck off you c.unt

8)
it was the worst performance i have ever seen....total disgrace
Turn it in, mate! Nick Nack’s trying his best!






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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 6:26 pm
Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 6:09 pm
Nick Nack wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 4:53 pm
Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 1:20 pm
travelling fans were singing....were on the pitch if sterling scores......were on the pitch if sterling scores
Should have been singing

Fuck off you c.unt
Fuck off you cuuunnnt,
Raheem Sterling
Fuck off you c.unt

8)
it was the worst performance i have ever seen....total disgrace
Turn it in, mate! Nick Nack’s trying his best!






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:lol:
:barscarf:

I'm here all week :shock:

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

Post by OneBardGooner »

Weebles wobble but they don't fall over
that's raheem
that's raheem
But when he hits his wife she falls over
that's raheem
that's raheem

:proudtosay:

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 6:09 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 9:22 pm
Weebles wobble but they don't fall over
that's raheem
that's raheem
But when he hits his wife she falls over
that's raheem
that's raheem

:proudtosay:
it was the worst performance i have ever seen....total disgrace
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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 6:26 pm
Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 6:09 pm
Nick Nack wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 4:53 pm
Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 1:20 pm
travelling fans were singing....were on the pitch if sterling scores......were on the pitch if sterling scores
Should have been singing

Fuck off you c.unt
Fuck off you cuuunnnt,
Raheem Sterling
Fuck off you c.unt

8)
it was the worst performance i have ever seen....total disgrace
Turn it in, mate! Nick Nack’s trying his best!






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:D :D :D

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Red Army 2 wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:09 am
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 6:26 pm
Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 6:09 pm
Nick Nack wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 4:53 pm
Red Army 2 wrote:
Mon May 26, 2025 1:20 pm
travelling fans were singing....were on the pitch if sterling scores......were on the pitch if sterling scores
Should have been singing

Fuck off you c.unt
Fuck off you cuuunnnt,
Raheem Sterling
Fuck off you c.unt

8)
it was the worst performance i have ever seen....total disgrace
Turn it in, mate! Nick Nack’s trying his best!






:wink: :wink:
:D :D :D
:tickedoff:

Still more effort than fatty Girling put in 8)

:wink: :D

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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:barscarf:

Some quality ditties for the fat dwarf with man titties! :lol:

:barscarf:

To the the tune of "One Nil to The Arsenal":

"Fuck off, you lazy cùnt, fuck off, you fat bastard!"

:barscarf:

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Well done Sterling,

Mancini, Blockley, Chapman, Stepanovs, willian...yes you managed it....

The WORST player ever to don the famous red Jersey of Arsenal Football club

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Re: Fat-heem Girling: crunt, confirmed.

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Red Army 2 wrote:
Fri May 30, 2025 10:50 am
Well done Sterling,

Mancini, Blockley, Chapman, Stepanovs, willian...yes you managed it....

The WORST player ever to don the famous red Jersey of Arsenal Football club
I'm not old enough to remember the first two but got to see the other 3 and I can safely say all of them contributed more to the cause than the invisible handbag wearing, mincing, fat little midget. I wonder if Chelsea have got anyone equally shite whose wages we can pay next season

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