Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[DB10GOONER]

Man Utd have to pay £10 million to Adidas due to their failure to qualify for next seasons Champions League, as it breaches their agreement with kit manufacturer.

What's the opposite of an endorsement?

Unendorsed?

Disendorsed?

[Retro Gunner]

Man Utd have to pay £10 million to Adidas due to their failure to qualify for next seasons Champions League, as it breaches their agreement with kit manufacturer.

What's the opposite of an endorsement?

Unendorsed?

Disendorsed?

Errr….I think it’s “fucked”.

[OneBardGooner]

Man Utd have to pay £10 million to Adidas due to their failure to qualify for next seasons Champions League, as it breaches their agreement with kit manufacturer.

What's the opposite of an endorsement?

Unendorsed?

Disendorsed?

Errr….I think it’s “fucked”.

Yup! That would be the one.

[DB10GOONER]

Man Utd have to pay £10 million to Adidas due to their failure to qualify for next seasons Champions League, as it breaches their agreement with kit manufacturer.

What's the opposite of an endorsement?

Unendorsed?

Disendorsed?

Errr….I think it’s “fucked”.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

They held an open-top bus parade around Malaysia and not a single Malaysian gave a rats arse.

[Perryashburtongroves]

They held an open-top bus parade around Malaysia and not a single Malaysian gave a rats arse.

They're becoming more and more of a joke by the day and seemingly don't even know.

[OneBardGooner]

Man Utd have to pay £10 million to Adidas due to their failure to qualify for next seasons Champions League, as it breaches their agreement with kit manufacturer.

What's the opposite of an endorsement?

Unendorsed?

Disendorsed?

Sacked ... As in Fucked Off Outta the Back Door with the Rubbish Bins.

[OneBardGooner]

They held an open-top bus parade around Malaysia and not a single Malaysian gave a rats arse.

They were even stuck in the Taxi & Bus Lane....

[The Knowing One]

They literally need 10 new players to even be top 6 again, it’s fucking hilarious

[DB10GOONER]

They held an open-top bus parade around Malaysia and not a single Malaysian gave a rats arse.

Fucking hobos.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

They held an open-top bus parade around Malaysia and not a single Malaysian gave a rats arse.

Fucking hobos.

To top it off, they played the ASEAN All Stars and fucking lost 1-0.

The best part about it was that the All Star team wasn't even the regions best or brightest:

''Bear in mind too that this hastily-assembled representative team was far from the strongest the region had to offer, considering there were notable withdrawals even up to a day before the game.''

[Nick Nack]

They held an open-top bus parade around Malaysia and not a single Malaysian gave a rats arse.

Fucking hobos.

Even the hobos couldn't be fucking bothered

[goonertux]

Obviously we can’t get back the trophies that old whiskey nose and his cabal of refs stopped us from winning, but their current state does provide some relief and schadenfreude is a wonderful thing!
(Before anyone else says it, Schadenfreude is not a promising left back at RB Leipzig!)

[Nick Nack]

Obviously we can’t get back the trophies that old whiskey nose and his cabal of refs stopped us from winning, but their current state does provide some relief and schadenfreude is a wonderful thing!
(Before anyone else says it, Schadenfreude is not a promising left back at RB Leipzig!)

It's pickled cabbage, isn't it

[DB10GOONER]

They held an open-top bus parade around Malaysia and not a single Malaysian gave a rats arse.

Fucking hobos.

Even the hobos couldn't be fucking bothered