As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Arsenal Till I Die has an interest in spending a dirty weekend with Margot Robbie! Talks have yet to begin the two parties, however ATID is confident that he could get her drunk enough to convince her for, at least, a tug job! -@BigBazWorldofBullshit
Arsenal Till I Die has an interest in spending a dirty weekend with Margot Robbie! Talks have yet to begin the two parties, however ATID is confident that he could get her drunk enough to convince her for, at least, a tug job! -@BigBazWorldofBullshit
Breaking news! Chelsea Till I Die is moving in on Margot Robbie.
Fuck!
Better offer a trip to Fatty Ahmed’s kebab emporium. Being called ‘boss man’ while he pours burger sauce on grey unidentifiable meat is an absolute sure fire way to land a cheeky snog and grope!
Can you quote the comments, the only one I liked was the cat tunnel advert!!
I'm not surprised you've got a virus....how many times have you been told to stay away from those all night gay parties??
Yeah, loads of comments on there and all you have to do is scroll down them, but don't worry, I'll pick about 30 out and type them up on here, just to save your scrolling finger. I mean, why wouldn't I?
Copy and paste me mucker...all I see are cat tunnels, waterproof outdoor gap filling putty, Chinese egg holders, and russian older women adverts!
Really??? Please send me those Russian women adverts.
Some of us are getting Seriously worried about you Retro!... But Okay... You asked....
Привет, Бубочка.
Здравствуйте, меня зовут Ольга, я из Москвы.
(Translation via KGB Centre)
Ullo Buboochka!
I am Olga from Moscow
And her younger sisters:
Hey, how did you know my type??
They'll pull the plough magnificently and no, the "plough" is not a euphemism.
Beer talk between ATID and Margot Robbie has broken down and ATID has had to resort to the pork market and is showing interest in the fat Russian birds on X
Beer talk between ATID and Margot Robbie has broken down and ATID has had to resort to the pork market and is showing interest in the fat Russian birds on X
Beer talk between ATID and Margot Robbie has broken down and ATID has had to resort to the pork market and is showing interest in the fat Russian birds on X
Beer talk between ATID and Margot Robbie has broken down and ATID has had to resort to the pork market and is showing interest in the fat Russian birds on X
Beer talk between ATID and Margot Robbie has broken down and ATID has had to resort to the pork market and is showing interest in the fat Russian birds on X
Fucking ITK!
Gossip on twatter
MAJOR BREAKING! ATID accepts the fat tart, codename: Shamu, as an acceptable compromise. Paperwork all signed and everyone agrees she’s fucking hideous! Both parties expected to sign a 120 second deal within the next few minutes. - @BigBazAndHisBullshitStories
Arsenal continue talks with Leipzig over Benjamin Sesko with a bid possible soon. Sesko is keen on a move to #AFC.
Viktor Gyökeres still under consideration as Andrea Bertha keen to advance multiple options before officially bidding, but Sesko discussions are more advanced. Arsenal feel both Sesko or Gyökeres can be secured for circa €70m.
And Gyökeres remains open to #MUFC even without Champions League football, as revealed yesterday, even though #MUFC haven't yet made an approach to Sporting to date.
More on Benjamin #Sesko, who’s keen on joining #Arsenal with advanced talks ongoing over personal terms!
Arsenal cannot simply trigger the €80m release clause – it’s a complicated structure, and the clause has also increased. That’s why the fee is being negotiated freely. Arsenal, with Andrea Berta involved, are fully informed.
A transfer fee of €80–100m will be due. Leipzig and Sesko share a top relationship. The player is relaxed and holds great respect for RB – now waiting for agreements.
Arsenal Till I Die has an interest in spending a dirty weekend with Margot Robbie! Talks have yet to begin the two parties, however ATID is confident that he could get her drunk enough to convince her for, at least, a tug job! -@BigBazWorldofBullshit
Breaking news! Chelsea Till I Die is moving in on Margot Robbie.
The good news is that ATID will get his moment with Margot Robbie...
...on loan when she's pissing the bed and had both hips replaced
Arsenal Till I Die has an interest in spending a dirty weekend with Margot Robbie! Talks have yet to begin the two parties, however ATID is confident that he could get her drunk enough to convince her for, at least, a tug job! -@BigBazWorldofBullshit
Breaking news! Chelsea Till I Die is moving in on Margot Robbie.
The good news is that ATID will get his moment with Margot Robbie...
...on loan when she's pissing the bed and had both hips replaced
How did you know my type?
The ‘Raheem Sterling on loan’ sort of woman! Proper qualateeeeee!
Arsenal Till I Die has an interest in spending a dirty weekend with Margot Robbie! Talks have yet to begin the two parties, however ATID is confident that he could get her drunk enough to convince her for, at least, a tug job! -@BigBazWorldofBullshit
Breaking news! Chelsea Till I Die is moving in on Margot Robbie.
The good news is that ATID will get his moment with Margot Robbie...
...on loan when she's pissing the bed and had both hips replaced
How did you know my type?
The ‘Raheem Sterling on loan’ sort of woman! Proper qualateeeeee!
Aaah! Yes, but can she carry a Handbag like the Fat Dwarf!? ....
Arsenal Till I Die has an interest in spending a dirty weekend with Margot Robbie!
Talks have yet to begin the two parties, however ATID is confident that he could get her drunk enough to convince her for, at least, a tug job! -@BigBazWorldofBullshit
MAJOR BREAKING! ATID accepts the fat tart, codename: Shamu, as an acceptable compromise. Paperwork all signed and everyone agrees she’s fucking hideous! Both parties expected to sign a 120 second deal within the next few minutes. - @BigBazAndHisBullshitStories
More on Benjamin #Sesko, who’s keen on joining #Arsenal with advanced talks ongoing over personal terms!
Talks have yet to begin the two parties, however ATID is confident that he could get her drunk enough to convince her for, at least, a tug job! -@BigBazWorldofBullshit
