ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[TeeCee]

Welcome Kim Cowström.

We have to be careful of breaking PSR rules, don't want to end up being deducted pints...

We're after the cream but could end up looking like clots!

Still I like the new Adidas Gold top.........

[shu]

Worlds first lactose intolerant football club

Lactozette on a friesian transfer you say??

If we may park the milk puns for a moment, Lacazette is actually the perfect example of why we should proceed with extreme caution when it comes to that lad who scores for fun against part time Portuguese taxi drivers.

Lacazette was top scorer in the Ligue 1, came over here and was bang average before going back to Lyon and scoring for fun again against piss poor opposition.

I really hope we don’t make the same mistake again.

So Rodders who realistically do you want to bring in ? I am at the stage where either one at this stage would be acceptable , as we cannot have this dragging on longer without a recognised striker. I think the fat that we apparently met Gyoykeres agents in London this week shows we are not just relying on one player. Fingers crossed.

[Limerick Gooner]

Don’t goatherders produce milk too?

[OneBardGooner]

Welcome Kim Cowström.

We have to be careful of breaking PSR rules, don't want to end up being deducted pints...

We're after the cream but could end up looking like clots!

Still I like the new Adidas Gold top.........

Aww! C'Mon TeeCee you're really milking this...

[Nick Nack]

All these cow puns are heffer so clever

Reminds me of an old school joke -

What do you get if you sit underneath a cow?

A pat on the back

[A11M11]

I think we ought to Express a United front on the dairy subject.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Don’t goatherders produce milk too?

Only when they're in certain parts of the world. Something about the lower quality of the other goats means they are more likely to produce a decent amount of milk but when you move them to a country with bigger and stronger goats, they end up only filling a few glasses every year and not the 50 buckets they were filling before.

[OneBardGooner]

I think we ought to Express a United front on the dairy subject.

Well I was going to 'Float' a few ideas about that but then thought better of it as I didn't want any of you to think I was trying to Butter you up, I mean people might that was being a bit Cheesey.

[TeeCee]

We're churning them out!

[OneBardGooner]

We're churning them out!

Yup!


There's Shed loads

[the playing mantis]

Can you guys stop milking the dairy puns.

Keep thinking we must have signed someone with all these new posts.

[SteveO 35]

Dear Sporting, RB Leipzig and Real Madrid

Can you please let us know the exact price you want for Gyokeres, Sesko and Rodrygo so we can kid all our fans again and bid a bit less than you want

Kind regards
Wiggy

[mcdowell42]

I don't think some of ye are treating this thread with the respect it deserves, I spend alot of time spreading bullshit on here and yere milking the cow joke

[Midz]

I don't think some of ye are treating this thread with the respect it deserves, I spend alot of time spreading bullshit on here and yere milking the cow joke

that's quite a Moo ving post, Mcd.

[Nick Nack]

I don't think some of ye are treating this thread with the respect it deserves, I spend alot of time spreading bullshit on here and yere milking the cow joke

It's about time the thread mooooooved on