Modern Football Bol**cks

[Limerick Gooner]

Really getting in to this World Club Championship.

[DB10GOONER]

Soccer Aid. Especially Alex fückin’ Scott presenting it. Is there nothing the talentless vapid oxygen thief won’t present. Can’t abide the woman, even if she’s a Gooner.

Can't stand that fake matey celebidee "lotta good work for charaddy" shit, and really can't stand Alex fucking Scott.

Although given her record of killing off every show she gets on, she should shitcan this load of old virtue signalling bollocks soon enough!

[DB10GOONER]

Bayern have scored 10 against Auckland City in the Club World Cup. 10-0.

What an absolute joke of a competition.

That can't be real, can it? I've avoided it like herpes, but 10 nil is laughing stock levels of pointlessness.

Was it Auckland City under 12s?

Or their women's team maybe?

[OneBardGooner]

Bayern have scored 10 against Auckland City in the Club World Cup. 10-0.

What an absolute joke of a competition.

That can't be real, can it? I've avoided it like herpes, but 10 nil is laughing stock levels of pointlessness.

Was it Auckland City under 12s?

Or their women's team maybe?

Naaah! If it had been the wimmin's team it would have been 20 - Nil!

[Sid33]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

[Retro Gunner]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

Havertz better find a new career a bit sharpish.

[Nick Nack]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

Havertz better find a new career a bit sharpish.

Just turned on tv to find that the Chelsea v LA game is on 5.

Looks like 5 men and a dog have turned up to watch it

Stadium can only be half full. Total bollocks

[Nick Nack]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

I'd pay to watch that

[OneBardGooner]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

That'd Turn Heads !

[Nick Nack]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

That'd Turn Heads !

I think you'll find they're 'armless

[OneBardGooner]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

That'd Turn Heads !

I think you'll find they're 'armless

I've got to Hand it to you you're very Sheikhy!

[Gunner Rob]

Must admit I’m more up for this than the women’s euros later this summer.

Might watch some of the late night game - Boca Juniors have fantastic support.

Won’t bother with the Ulsan v Mamelodi match tomorrow night though

[Gunner Rob]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

The amount of money they are pumping into this shit tournament is unreal. It unfortunately will get bigger though - and the FA Cup will continue to fade away into obscurity.

[Midz]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Football has gone to shit!
Saudis now in control!
Won't be long before players will have a foot chopped off if they miss a penalty!
And god can only imagine if they miss a free header or a deliberate handball!

It would bring a whole new meaning to the phrase: 'he's gone down as if he's been shot!'