As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
OneBardGooner
Posts: 47938 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 amLocation: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner Wed Jun 18, 2025 9:13 pm
Nick Nack wrote: ↑ Tue Jun 17, 2025 5:45 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 16, 2025 7:46 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 16, 2025 7:00 pm
Nick Nack wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 16, 2025 3:41 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 16, 2025 2:24 pm
All these puns are starting to
needle me just a tad now.
sew you're not amused
Well, he plays Guitar but I don't think he's a
Singer
I've got nothing, let's say that this
thread is finished
Does that mean this thread is gone for a
Burton !?
Kingralph
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by Kingralph Sat Jun 21, 2025 7:50 pm
The news you’ve all been waiting for….
The Emirates Cup returns!
Either Saturday 9th August or Sunday 10th August (tbc), playing against Athletic Club, who I think everyone really calls Athletico Bilbao.
Nico Williams can play a half for each team.
mcdowell42
Posts: 18121 Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:19 pmLocation: ireland
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by mcdowell42 Sat Jun 21, 2025 10:51 pm
What a night for Santi Cazorla and Real Oviedo!
The 40-year-old scored to help his boyhood club return to La Liga for the first time since 2001.
#BBCFootball
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62074 Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pmLocation: Dublin, Ireland.
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by DB10GOONER Sun Jun 22, 2025 1:45 am
mcdowell42 wrote: ↑ Sat Jun 21, 2025 10:51 pm
What a night for Santi Cazorla and Real Oviedo!
The 40-year-old scored to help his boyhood club return to La Liga for the first time since 2001.
#BBCFootball
A 40 year old Santi Cazorla would walk into our current team. Says it all really.
OneBardGooner
Posts: 47938 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 amLocation: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner Sun Jun 22, 2025 8:40 am
Besides which a walking Santi Cazorla is still quicker that a (supposedly) Running Partey.
the playing mantis
Posts: 4756 Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:36 pmLocation: EX
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by the playing mantis Tue Jun 24, 2025 7:11 pm
Kingralph wrote: ↑ Sat Jun 21, 2025 7:50 pm
The news you’ve all been waiting for….
The Emirates Cup returns!
Either Saturday 9th August or Sunday 10th August (tbc), playing against Athletic Club, who I think everyone really calls Athletico Bilbao.
Nico Williams can play a half for each team.
Athletico are Madrid.
Athletic are Bilbao
Point of order!!
Lyon just relegated to ligue Deux. Any bargains we can snap up?!
Kingralph
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by Kingralph Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:42 am
the playing mantis wrote: ↑ Tue Jun 24, 2025 7:11 pm
Kingralph wrote: ↑ Sat Jun 21, 2025 7:50 pm
The news you’ve all been waiting for….
The Emirates Cup returns!
Either Saturday 9th August or Sunday 10th August (tbc), playing against Athletic Club, who I think everyone really calls Athletico Bilbao.
Nico Williams can play a half for each team.
Athletico are Madrid.
Athletic are Bilbao
Point of order!!
Lyon just relegated to ligue Deux. Any bargains we can snap up?!
Thanks for putting me right.
As for Lyon players, they have a striker who averaged a goal every two matches for them last season, that’ll be cheap to buy. They also have a right-back who knows a bit about Arsenal too…..
You know Berta is already sniffing around them.
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!
He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
Retro Gunner
Posts: 4221 Joined: Wed May 18, 2011 3:37 pmLocation: Spitalfields
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by Retro Gunner Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!
He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:36 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!
He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Aaahh right. Like augie.
Retro Gunner
Posts: 4221 Joined: Wed May 18, 2011 3:37 pmLocation: Spitalfields
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by Retro Gunner Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:46 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:36 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!
He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Aaahh right. Like augie.
Do they marry their sisters in augie's parts too. Where Mantis is from, forget high fiving, they put their hand up and say "Give me six."
"I'm not very clever, but I can lift heavy things."
TeeCee
Posts: 9945 Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:26 pmLocation: On the Cusp in SW France
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by TeeCee Wed Jun 25, 2025 8:17 pm
Sad news about Lyon, great history.
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TeeCee
Posts: 9945 Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:26 pmLocation: On the Cusp in SW France
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by TeeCee Wed Jun 25, 2025 8:23 pm
Lyon going to appeal.
Interestingly the guy who just got rid of C.Palace (who also owns Lyon) is hundreds of millions in debt!
Lyon are a huge club here, a bit like Liverpool getting relegated for PSR issues......if only!!!
the playing mantis
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by the playing mantis Wed Jun 25, 2025 10:26 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:46 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:36 pm
Retro Gunner wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!
He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Aaahh right. Like augie.
Do they marry their sisters in augie's parts too. Where Mantis is from, forget high fiving, they put their hand up and say "Give me six."
"I'm not very clever, but I can lift heavy things."
Ooh you tranny dwarves won't be laughing when partey re-signs on a free, come on Thomas sign on!
