ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[OneBardGooner]

#AFC are struggling to agree a contract extension with Leandro Trossard.

Andrea Berta is unhappy with Trossard's salary expectations and negotiations have come to a standstill.

Player has expressed desire to stay, but Berta is not keen on renewing - especially with the demands from Trossard's team.

This may result in the club looking to cash in on Trossard this summer.

Contract due to expire in 2027, so has entered the final 2 years.

Fuck him off and promote Nwaneri....with a sizeable wage increase.... SORRRTED.

[DB10GOONER]

Chloe Kelly has joined Arsenal from Manchester City following her loan spell. The 27-year-old has signed a three-year contract.

“Putting pen to paper on a permanent contract at Arsenal is a standout moment for me."

What the fuck? Did you get lost on your way to post on this forum?

Tampon for McD in aisle five please!

I stuck it on here to see if anyone is paying attention to my totally legit rumours

I assumed as much but a few of my fellow heroic misogynists (rodders, augie, Lefty, Perry, NickNack, OneBard, IWWW8, xgtdec, Falky, etc) had asked for you to be banned......

Retro asked for more wimmins team info.

[mcdowell42]

Thought at the start of the week I was banned as I couldn't log in here for 2 days, the trouble i had was unreal

[Retro Gunner]

Chloe Kelly has joined Arsenal from Manchester City following her loan spell. The 27-year-old has signed a three-year contract.

“Putting pen to paper on a permanent contract at Arsenal is a standout moment for me."

What the fuck? Did you get lost on your way to post on this forum?

Tampon for McD in aisle five please!

I stuck it on here to see if anyone is paying attention to my totally legit rumours

I assumed as much but a few of my fellow heroic misogynists (rodders, augie, Lefty, Perry, NickNack, OneBard, IWWW8, xgtdec, Falky, etc) had asked for you to be banned......

Retro asked for more wimmins team info.

You wouldn't be waving that flag if you could see what goes on when I'm in their dressing room after the games. "Righto girls, all in the bath now please....hope you all remembered your soap on a rope. I've got a big loofah waiting for you all."

[Retro Gunner]

Thought at the start of the week I was banned as I couldn't log in here for 2 days, the trouble i had was unreal

You were. Our dear leader listens to our complaints.

[mcdowell42]

Sometimes people can be so cruel

[Arsenal Till I Die]

JUST IN from @Teamnewsandtix:

Zubimendi will be announced TOMORROW.


That’ll be the 34th time we’ve signed him this summer.

[Midz]

I've got a big loofah waiting for you all."

[Midz]

JUST IN from @Teamnewsandtix:

Zubimendi will be announced TOMORROW.


That’ll be the 34th time we’ve signed him this summer.

35th, you forgot last Weds.

[Perryashburtongroves]

JUST IN from @Teamnewsandtix:

Zubimendi will be announced TOMORROW.


That’ll be the 34th time we’ve signed him this summer.

We'll be announcing a "slight delay" in the transfer process.

[xgtdec]

Zubimendi Transfer wit a leetle beet andbrake on

[Limerick Gooner]

Spurs sniffing around Trossard.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Spurs sniffing around Trossard.

Turn it in, ffs!

[rodders999]

Where you at rodders? I was in Montechoro a couple weeks ago. 26 degrees sunshine every day. Sitting by the pool, an ice cold Sagres or Superbock and some Piri Piri chicken. Magnificent.

Albufeira me auld china. They fucking love a Super Box round these parts alright, I’m alternating between them and Sagres to help keep me moist. Hot as fuck here at the moment and the sight of so many delicious arses in thong bikinis isn’t exactly helping keep my temperature down.

[Limerick Gooner]

Where you at rodders? I was in Montechoro a couple weeks ago. 26 degrees sunshine every day. Sitting by the pool, an ice cold Sagres or Superbock and some Piri Piri chicken. Magnificent.

Albufeira me auld china. They fucking love a Super Box round these parts alright, I’m alternating between them and Sagres to help keep me moist. Hot as fuck here at the moment and the sight of so many delicious arses in thong bikinis isn’t exactly helping keep my temperature down.

Men or women?