Modern Football Bol**cks

[OneBardGooner]

https://www.skysports.com/football/vide ... g-man-city

Just fuck off!!!!!

I Concur 100%

[OneBardGooner]

I think caps for women is a great idea....keeps their hair out if their eyes while cleaning and cooking

Maybe Dutch caps??

Retro , you are a different generation and no one picked u up on your funny comment. I once put my hand down a deep hole and pulled one of these out ! nice girl !!!!!

Actually some of 'Us' (old skool) did, but thought it best we don't acknowledge it, otherwise Retro gets all Huffy & Puffy and Big Headed!

btw: was her name Jessica ?




*Jessica Rabbit.. I'll get my Quaker...

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Jamal Musiala had his ankle obliterated (season over before it’s started) in the pointless Club World Cup today.

[Kingralph]

From BBC

Arsenal have had a world record bid in excess of £1m accepted by Women's Super League rivals Liverpool for forward Olivia Smith.
The current world record is the £900,000 Chelsea paid to sign United States defender Naomi Girma from San Diego Wave in January.

Who the fuck at Arsenal is authorising a £1m spend on a woman footballer? This is probably the reason we’re not paying the extra to sign Gyokeres!

[DB10GOONER]

From BBC

Arsenal have had a world record bid in excess of £1m accepted by Women's Super League rivals Liverpool for forward Olivia Smith.
The current world record is the £900,000 Chelsea paid to sign United States defender Naomi Girma from San Diego Wave in January.

Who the fuck at Arsenal is authorising a £1m spend on a woman footballer? This is probably the reason we’re not paying the extra to sign Gyokeres!

Wtf?

That can't be true! What fucking walking headwound authorised that?

They aren't even playing at a boys under 15s standard for the love of Christ.

[Bradywasking]

From BBC

Arsenal have had a world record bid in excess of £1m accepted by Women's Super League rivals Liverpool for forward Olivia Smith.
The current world record is the £900,000 Chelsea paid to sign United States defender Naomi Girma from San Diego Wave in January.

Who the fuck at Arsenal is authorising a £1m spend on a woman footballer? This is probably the reason we’re not paying the extra to sign Gyokeres!

Wtf?

That can't be true! What fucking walking headwound authorised that?

They aren't even playing at a boys under 15s standard for the love of Christ.

What makes it worse is when you get in late from.work, turn on Sky Sports News and the first thing that cathes your eye is the line across the bottom which begins with " Arsenal have agreed......" and then you read the rest

[OneBardGooner]

From BBC

Arsenal have had a world record bid in excess of £1m accepted by Women's Super League rivals Liverpool for forward Olivia Smith.
The current world record is the £900,000 Chelsea paid to sign United States defender Naomi Girma from San Diego Wave in January.

Who the fuck at Arsenal is authorising a £1m spend on a woman footballer? This is probably the reason we’re not paying the extra to sign Gyokeres!

Wtf?

That can't be true! What fucking walking headwound authorised that?

They aren't even playing at a boys under 15s standard for the love of Christ.

What makes it worse is when you get in late from.work, turn on Sky Sports News and the first thing that cathes your eye is the line across the bottom which begins with " Arsenal have agreed......" and then you read the rest

I know mate, it is Utterly Depressing... It's bad enough that the Men's Transfer Window is Proving a Fucking Disaster (again!) and then to see the Wimmin's team have been given £1 Million to Spunk on this nobody... Our club has gone to the Dogs.

[DB10GOONER]

From BBC

Arsenal have had a world record bid in excess of £1m accepted by Women's Super League rivals Liverpool for forward Olivia Smith.
The current world record is the £900,000 Chelsea paid to sign United States defender Naomi Girma from San Diego Wave in January.

Who the fuck at Arsenal is authorising a £1m spend on a woman footballer? This is probably the reason we’re not paying the extra to sign Gyokeres!

Wtf?

That can't be true! What fucking walking headwound authorised that?

They aren't even playing at a boys under 15s standard for the love of Christ.

What makes it worse is when you get in late from.work, turn on Sky Sports News and the first thing that cathes your eye is the line across the bottom which begins with " Arsenal have agreed......" and then you read the rest

Gotta admit that really pisses me off.

[Nick Nack]

As DB had forgotten to put 50p in the meter and the forum is all fooked

Thought I might be able to access it through the Online Gooner site.

Lo and behold what do I find as the lead article....

Is it about The Arsenal..... nope

Is it about the Arsenal lezzers ..... nope

Hmm, what interesting piece of Arsenal related journalism could it be.... well, the lead article is about the fucking lionesses https://www.onlinegooner.com/

What in the name of all that is holy, is the Online Gooner doing writing a piece on that pile of steaming shite?

I just don't have the words

Nurse, nurse, bring my meds

[arrgee]

Just seen the first six games have all been selected for TV. At least 267 games out of the 380 will be shown on TV. With Forest, Palace and Villa all likely to have games moved to Sunday, it’s possible that this could be the first season that Arsenal don’t have a home game on a Saturday at 3pm.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

As DB had forgotten to put 50p in the meter and the forum is all fooked

Thought I might be able to access it through the Online Gooner site.

Lo and behold what do I find as the lead article....

Is it about The Arsenal..... nope

Is it about the Arsenal lezzers ..... nope

Hmm, what interesting piece of Arsenal related journalism could it be.... well, the lead article is about the fucking lionesses https://www.onlinegooner.com/

What in the name of all that is holy, is the Online Gooner doing writing a piece on that pile of steaming shite?

I just don't have the words

Nurse, nurse, bring my meds

If the forum closes down for good, where do we all go?

It's like the Island of Misfit Toys on here; we can't go and join other forums with other, more positive, people!

[mcdowell42]

The last time the forum closed down I discovered Twitter every cloud and all tht stuff

[Nick Nack]

As DB had forgotten to put 50p in the meter and the forum is all fooked

Thought I might be able to access it through the Online Gooner site.

Lo and behold what do I find as the lead article....

Is it about The Arsenal..... nope

Is it about the Arsenal lezzers ..... nope

Hmm, what interesting piece of Arsenal related journalism could it be.... well, the lead article is about the fucking lionesses https://www.onlinegooner.com/

What in the name of all that is holy, is the Online Gooner doing writing a piece on that pile of steaming shite?

I just don't have the words

Nurse, nurse, bring my meds

If the forum closes down for good, where do we all go?

It's like the Island of Misfit Toys on here; we can't go and join other forums with other, more positive, people!

Most would be banned within 24 hours, including receiving warnings

Trouble is, forums tend to be full of the brain dead who hang on Diet Pep's every word, so when their cosy little world is questioned, they throw their toys out of the pram and those who don't demonstrate unquestionable loyalty are drummed out pretty quickly

[xgtdec]

As DB had forgotten to put 50p in the meter and the forum is all fooked

Thought I might be able to access it through the Online Gooner site.

Lo and behold what do I find as the lead article....

Is it about The Arsenal..... nope

Is it about the Arsenal lezzers ..... nope

Hmm, what interesting piece of Arsenal related journalism could it be.... well, the lead article is about the fucking lionesses https://www.onlinegooner.com/

What in the name of all that is holy, is the Online Gooner doing writing a piece on that pile of steaming shite?

I just don't have the words

Nurse, nurse, bring my meds

If the forum closes down for good, where do we all go?

It's like the Island of Misfit Toys on here; we can't go and join other forums with other, more positive, people!

Most would be banned within 24 hours, including receiving warnings

Trouble is, forums tend to be full of the brain dead who hang on Diet Pep's every word, so when their cosy little world is questioned, they throw their toys out of the pram and those who don't demonstrate unquestionable loyalty are drummed out pretty quickly

Its only a personal opinion but the gooner itself has been in steady decline since KW left as editor and the current soy boy took over, he/she/they have practically turned it into a cesspit of lezzerball with the odd smattering of the real game, its sad to see but its not surprising when they have to beg for subscribers every year from a fan base of god knows how many millions.

On the forum...if it ever does go and us gentlemen of a certain vintage are out in the cold with nowhere to go, i'd have the tech smarts and a bit of funding to stand up a new gig and just circulate the new address via twatter or similar...mind you id actually have to join twatter first.

But hopefully it never comes to that as i reckon this place is one of the last bastions of fairly sane if a little eccentric gooners with the clubs genuine interests at heart.

[Bradywasking]

Slightly off topic here , and I am well aware of the opinions here about women's football quality wise etc, but in general how do English people feel about the constant references to " The Lionesses " and to a lesser degree on the male side as " The Theee Lions".? Why I ask is that I read an article where the author threw out the question about the teams not being referred to by their proper name ,that being England. The author felt that it is a deliberate attempt to get everyone on board with the teams even if they were not comfortable calling themselves English even though they live in England . I listened to Sky Sports News talking about the women's Euros and I can't honestly say I heard the word England in the piece. It was Lionesses all the time.
This does not seem to apply in other sports.
I'm not a fan of international football in any form, and I'm not from England, but I would say international teams should be referred to by the name of the country they represent.