Viktor Gyökeres - aka ‘Biggus Vikkus,’ ‘Big Cock Gyok,’ ‘Gyogi Bear’

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Viktor Gyökeres - aka ‘Biggus Vikkus,’ ‘Big Cock Gyok,’ ‘Gyogi Bear’

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I’m going to jump the gun, slightly, given the following -

🚨 JUST IN from @FabrizioRomano:

Viktor Gyökeres has just signed his contract as new Arsenal player. ✨

Official statement to follow next… 🎞️


WELCOME BIGGUS VIKKUS! :barscarf:
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Bit late to the party
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Viktor Gyökeres has completed his €63.5m+€10m move to Arsenal from Sporting. Five-year contract with only the official announcement pending, which is expected imminently.🔴 - @JacobsBen
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:barscarf: :dance: :dance: :dance:


So glad we got him instead of Tesco. :barscarf:
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Is he in London or Singapore?
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The plan is to announce him at 7pm at the time of posting this.

Signed. Sealed. Delivered. - @HandofArsenal
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rodders999 wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 26, 2025 4:56 pm
 Is he in London or Singapore?
Look Rodders He has 3 Big Security Guys (all ex_SAS) Looking After him, so you really don't stand a chance of Prodding him up the bum with your Finger! :D :wink: :wink: :wink:
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7pm announcement
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Well you can knock me down with a feather duster. Where's all this come from? I didn't even have any idea we were in for him.
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It’s official! Viktor Gyökeres is an Arsenal player!
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Get fucking IN :barscarf:
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If we cant score goals now, we might as well give up. This boy's numbers are fucking incredible. 97 goals in 102 appearances in Portugal, 12 in the last 17 for Sweden. Get the fucking ball to him as soon as possible. No fucking about now with the sideways passing, get it to him. We haven't signed a proper striker like this since Ian Wright. Fucking bring it on.
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Wonder how long b4 the 1st whinging starts about this signing 🤔 🤣
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Is Vic there? Who remembers the song?
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Bradywasking wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 26, 2025 7:09 pm
 Is Vic there? Who remembers the song?
Yes, yes I do :oops:

Without resorting to Google, wasn't it Department S?
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