Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri Jul 25, 2025 9:27 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:39 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Jul 25, 2025 6:30 pm
Kingralph for vice president, I'd nominate you as president but you used a quote tower to make your point about banning quote towers
Latte drinking ponces like you and Ralph would not be invited to any possible new forum because of your racist hate of the beautiful quote tower. :censored: :box:

:wink:

As usual, my brother is harsh, but unquestionably fair.

:lol: :wink:
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rodders999 wrote:
Sat Jul 26, 2025 7:51 am
Unless it’s unsolicited dick pics you’re after then I would advise sending your email address to that gentlemen.
:lol: :lol:

Emailing me and begging for them is hardly "unsolicited" ! :lol: :wink:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Jul 25, 2025 9:46 pm
What's a latte
It's the name given to the Latvian women's football team.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Jul 26, 2025 7:56 am
rodders999 wrote:
Sat Jul 26, 2025 7:51 am
Unless it’s unsolicited dick pics you’re after then I would advise sending your email address to that gentlemen.
:lol: :lol:

Emailing me and begging for them is hardly "unsolicited" ! :lol: :wink:
:coffeespit:

You a bad man boss.

What’s that cheese like substance on the top of it :shock:

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John F wrote:
Sat Jul 26, 2025 8:14 am
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Jul 25, 2025 9:46 pm
What's a latte
It's the name given to the Latvian women's football team.
I thought they were called The Pasty Smashers!? :?

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rodders999 wrote:
Sat Jul 26, 2025 12:56 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Jul 26, 2025 7:56 am
rodders999 wrote:
Sat Jul 26, 2025 7:51 am
Unless it’s unsolicited dick pics you’re after then I would advise sending your email address to that gentlemen.
:lol: :lol:

Emailing me and begging for them is hardly "unsolicited" ! :lol: :wink:
:coffeespit:

You a bad man boss.

What’s that cheese like substance on the top of it :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like to call it "clunge custard". Picked it up from Kerry Katona. Sat in a cafe seat about a week after her. :shock:

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Fair play the lasses.
No more washing up jokes...

...for today

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Linighans there!! wrote:
Sun Jul 27, 2025 7:07 pm
Fair play the lasses.
No more washing up jokes...

...for today
Well that kind of attitude needs Ironing Out for a start! :D

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Chloe Kelly scored the winning penalty. Congrats to the team :barscarf:

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Linighans there!! wrote:
Sun Jul 27, 2025 7:07 pm
Fair play the lasses.
No more washing up jokes...

...for today
Note to self, stay off all mainstream football media until the real season starts.

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Midz wrote:
Sun Jul 27, 2025 8:13 pm
Chloe Kelly scored the winning penalty. Congrats to the team :barscarf:

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xgtdec wrote:
Sun Jul 27, 2025 8:20 pm
Linighans there!! wrote:
Sun Jul 27, 2025 7:07 pm
Fair play the lasses.
No more washing up jokes...

...for today
Note to self, stay off all mainstream football media until the real season starts.
First up I would like to say congratulations to the girls on winning another euro trophy……

But there is now this ridiculous hype over what is a fairly minor sports event (had anyone even heard of the women’s euros 10 years ago).
I just opened the BBC Sport website and their headline is
“Greatest achievement in English football history”. I mean what the fuck :lol: :lol: :lol:

Apparently there will now follow an open top bus parade through the streets of London. :D
For winning a trophy that let’s face it is only on people’s radar because the BBC can’t afford any proper sport :banghead:

Absolutely crazy. I would be more tolerant if it was a World Cup.
Most other European countries do not give a shit about womens football, which is why England do well :banghead: :banghead:

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Midz wrote:
Sun Jul 27, 2025 8:13 pm
Chloe Kelly scored the winning penalty. Congrats to the team :barscarf:

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Gimme that gimme that gimme gimme gimme that gimme gimme gimme that thing :barscarf:

I just wanna be all up in that!

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rodders999 wrote:
Mon Jul 28, 2025 5:54 am
Midz wrote:
Sun Jul 27, 2025 8:13 pm
Chloe Kelly scored the winning penalty. Congrats to the team :barscarf:

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Gimme that gimme that gimme gimme gimme that gimme gimme gimme that thing :barscarf:

I just wanna be all up in that!
Wouldn't mind a little hop skip jump then a toe punt in the balls ....just not to hard

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Just a pity about the Boat Race. :-P

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