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Talking of which, I walked into the optician's and he said "Do you want your eyes checked?" and I replied "No, I like them the colour they are."
I said to him, I think I'm short sighted, I have trouble with distances."
He took me outside pointed in the air and said "What's that?"
I said "The Sun."
He said "How far d'you want to fucking see?"
I'll get me coat.
edit: Did you ask him to ch3ck out Raya's eyesight, because he keeps wandering that far from his goal line!
Last edited by OneBardGooner on Mon Aug 04, 2025 11:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
Once the diving useless cûnt doesn't go anywhere near us I don't give a fuck where he goes!! The cûnt contributed less to cheaty's success than Slack Jaw Phil Neville did at the manc filth.
Definitely has a face for Dualing Banjos
Slack Jaw Neville, not you Retro, just in case there's any confusion
I'll have you know that my matinee idol looks are still very much intact. Mind you, I am due a check up at the opticians.
Are you sure you meant "Matinee" or did you mean to type 'Manatee' ?
Above we see the graceful Indian Manatee.
How the fuck did you get a picture of me?? Stalker!!
Talking of which, I walked into the optician's and he said "Do you want your eyes checked?" and I replied "No, I like them the colour they are."
I said to him, I think I'm short sighted, I have trouble with distances."
He took me outside pointed in the air and said "What's that?"
I said "The Sun."
He said "How far d'you want to fucking see?"
I'll get me coat.
edit: Did you ask him to ch3ck out Raya's eyesight, because he keeps wandering that far from his goal line!
Once the diving useless cûnt doesn't go anywhere near us I don't give a fuck where he goes!! The cûnt contributed less to cheaty's success than Slack Jaw Phil Neville did at the manc filth.
Definitely has a face for Dualing Banjos
Slack Jaw Neville, not you Retro, just in case there's any confusion
I'll have you know that my matinee idol looks are still very much intact. Mind you, I am due a check up at the opticians.
Are you sure you meant "Matinee" or did you mean to type 'Manatee' ?
Above we see the graceful Indian Manatee.
Thank fuck you explained that, I had to do a double take as I thought you was posting pictures of Harry Rednap
I'll get me coat.
