ARSENAL: Predictions For The 2025 - 2026 Season.

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What Position Will Arsenal Finish At The End Of This Season?

Poll runs till Mon Sep 01, 2025 1:09 pm

Title Winners
3
18%
Second
0
No votes
Third
9
53%
Fourth
4
24%
Fifth
1
6%
Outside Top Five
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 17

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ARSENAL: Predictions For The 2025 - 2026 Season.

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Okay Fellow Gooners (and Goonerettes :wink: ) It's THAT Time of The Year Again:

Where do you think we will End Up Under The Guidance of Arteta (I was going to use a One or a Couple of the pseudonyms attributed to him by various members of Our Gooner Collective!) But thought 'I'll give him chance just in case a Miracle Happens and we Win Something of Note. ie: The Prem Title or The CL. The other Trophies and Competitions whilst Good to Win are Not what we "Need" to Win to end this Suffering.

So the New Season commences on Friday 15th August with an evening game between the ScouseFilth and Bournemouth AFC. We don 't play until the Sunday 17th August @16:30pm Away to the ManureScumbags, so like last Season the Poll will remain Open till the Close of the Transfer Window which is: Monday, September 1st at 7 p.m. BST (2 p.m. ET). To allow for New Transfers (In and / or Out!

Once your Predictions are made you will be unable to change them after that.

So as Professor Horace Slughorn (Jim Broadbent) said to Our 'Arry in The Half-Blood Prince... "Choose Wisely"... okay so he actually says "Use It Wisely", when referring to 'Liquid Luck'... But I'm sure you know what I'm getting at !

So LET'S BE AVIN' YOU! :D

Poll: Where Do You Think Arsenal will Finish at the End of 2025 -2026 Season

If You Like You Name The Other Teams Finishing Positions, but it isn't compulsory:

Title Winners:
Top Two:
Top Three
Top Four
Top Five
Outside Top Five
(If So What Position)?

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Do you think Arsenal Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies? If So What One/s?




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Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season?


If not when do you predict he'll be given the Tin Tack?


Or what what is the Minimum he must achieve to remain as Manager?


AND! Just for 'Fun! Who would Be Your Ideal Manager?



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What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated.

18th:
19th:
20th:



Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked?


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*** Just To Re-IterateThe Poll CLOSES On The Same Day The Transfer Window Closes:

Monday September 1st.


Till Then Voters Can Change Their Original Vote***




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Title Winners: murdering scouse c.unts
Top Two: citeeh
Top Three chelski rent boys
Top Four villa
Top Five geordies
Outside Top Five (If So What Position)?

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Do you think Arsenal Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies? If So What One/s? Same as we won last season, and the season before, and the season before that - should I keep going ??




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Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season?
No


If not when do you predict he'll be given the Tin Tack? He wont - he will walk away in February


Or what what is the Minimum he must achieve to remain as Manager? Has to win either the league or fa cup imo - the champs league is unrealistic and I dont think anyone expects that given that we have never won it ( :oops: ), but to keep fans onboard he would need to either win the league or win the fa cup having beaten good along the way (if he gets piss easy draws the whole wai it wont save him)


AND! Just for 'Fun! Who would Be Your Ideal Manager? Right now I honestly do not know - there seems to be a shortage of good managers unlike I have ever seen before tbh. Domestically the only two I can think of would be Iraola and Silva (Fulham) worth taking a punt on imo - I know silva will be left field for many, but imo he never really got a fair shot at everton and he has done well at fulham with limited resources. Outside domestic leagues I'm not sure either although if we were ambitious I might push the boat out for nagelsmann to show some sort of ambition. However if push came to shove right now I would probably opt for an ex Arsenal player (PV4, henry or cesc) above anyone else - I am fed up listening to newer fans and managers and media c.unts preach to us about Arsenal traditions and style etc etc ( :roll: ) and would want a guy who actually knows what our traditions and styles used to be back when winning was what we did as a club. I'm sick of listening to modern day w**ker fans preaching crap about progress labelling anyone who disagrees as demanding and ungrateful - henry's interview on sky's monday night football a while back summed it up perfectly for me, and I want someone in there who knows what it means to win and knows how to win, and realises that football isnt just about stats and pretty football



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What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated.

18th: shammers
19th: wolves
20th: burnley (what is the point in promoting these c.unts ?)

Yes I am predicting two promoted teams to stay up :shock: To me its gone under the radar how many players the shammers have lost this summer (and they werent that good before they lost them)

Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked? potter - harshly maybe because they do not have a good squad imo

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Title winners.Cheaty
2nd,Dippers
3rd Chelsea
4th Arsenal
No trophies Q/F Champions League
Arteta won't get sacked but may walk at the end of the season.
FA cup win at least.
I like Iraola but our next manager will be Cesc Fabregas because that's what we do.
Relegated teams Brunley,Sunderland,Brentford.
First Manager to get sacked ,Howe.I think the headchoppers are going to be shite this season.

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The only prediction I am willing to make is that Sunderland will get relegated, and I will piss myself laughing as Xhakatard the cünt heads off to the Championship.

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Thats the most complicated poll ever :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Probably 3rd behind the Dippers and City. Impossible to finish outside top 5. Three promoted clubs all relegated. Yawn

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Wonder who the mad fucker is that voted we'd win the Prem? :shock:

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Sid33 wrote:
Thu Aug 07, 2025 5:58 pm
Thats the most complicated poll ever :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll:


:rubchin:


Uhhhmmm! Okay, let's see if I can explain this in a way even you can grasp.

There are Six little Circles and All You Have to do is move and hold your Cursor over the One you think is the Most Likely Outcome at the end of the up and coming season and Click on that options little circle.

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Gonna sticky this until it closes.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 07, 2025 6:58 pm
Sid33 wrote:
Thu Aug 07, 2025 5:58 pm
Thats the most complicated poll ever :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll:


:rubchin:


Uhhhmmm! Okay, let's see if I can explain this in a way even you can grasp.

There are Six little Circles and All You Have to do is move and hold your Cursor over the One you think is the Most Likely Outcome at the end of the up and coming season and Click on that options little circle.
Ahh so!
I thought I had to vote on every topic :lol: :lol: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Aug 08, 2025 12:55 am
Gonna sticky this until it closes.
:high5:

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Title Winners: Liverpool
Top Two: City
Top Three Arsenal
Top Four Chelsea
Top Five
Outside Top Five (If So What Position)?

Do you think Arsenal Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies? If So What One/s?
.Not under Arteta

Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season? Sadly yes the Kroenkes love him


If not when do you predict he'll be given the Tin Tack?

Or what what is the Minimum he must achieve to remain as Manager? After spending £1 billion he should be winning the title


AND! Just for 'Fun! Who would Be Your Ideal Manager? Erique

What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated.

18th: Leeds
19th: Sunderland
20th: Burnley


Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked? Potter

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Title Winners: City
Top Two: Liverpool
Top Three Arsenal
Top Four Chelsea
Top Five
Outside Top Five (If So What Position)?

Do you think Arsenal Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies? If So What One/s?
Carabao Cup

Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season? Yes, the fan boys will love the Carabao and we’ll secure 3rd with a late flourish in TOF style

If not when do you predict he'll be given the Tin Tack?

Or what what is the Minimum he must achieve to remain as Manager? Title or champs league

AND! Just for 'Fun! Who would Be Your Ideal Manager? No candidates really standing out

What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated.

18th: Wolves
19th: West Ham
20th: Burnley


Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked? Amorin

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