Talula Does the Hula.....

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I'm sure you all saw this in the press last week. The stupidity of some people is beyond comprehension :roll: :roll:

Fortunately the young girl was able to change her name, others have not been so lucky. Can you imagine calling your kid "No.16 Bus Shelter" :shock: :shock: :shock:

When I was at school there was a girl named Theresa Wood. In the year above me was a guy named Wayne Kern.
What are the best names you've ever come across ( and by that I mean encountered Wayno :roll: :roll: :roll: ).

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Seriously I had a teacher called Mr. Dwyer which in itself is nothing unusual but the difference was he was my German teacher and during class we had to speak German (of course) it always made everyone laugh when we had to call him Herr Dwyer :lol: :lol:

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wo ist herr dwyer jetzt?

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I went to school with a girl named Olive Bolt 8)

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i went to primary School with a boy called Isac Hunter. I never found it funny at school as i didnt know the word cun*t at that age!

What were his parents thinking!?

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SPUDMASHER wrote:wo ist herr dwyer jetzt?
I was bad at German then 20 years or so later im even worse, had to use an online translator to understand that :lol: :lol:

"Wissen Sie nicht, dass sure die Kinder irgendwo lachen". . . . Dont know how it translates :? :shock: :lol:

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When I worked in London in 1991 I knew a plasterer called John Richard Head. Of course all his mates called him Richie and refered to him as Richard Head and (in the pub on a Friday night) Dick Head. :wink:

In his parents defence he claimed the word "dickhead" was unknown in England when he was born in 1960 and that he had a cousin called just "Richard Head" that everyone had refered to as "Dick" for years... :lol:

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knew a mike hunt once, that's pretty much the holy grail.

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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:knew a mike hunt once, that's pretty much the holy grail.
Quality. 8)

I'd give ten years off my life to know a Mike Hunt. I would never get fucking tired of that gag... never... ever. :lol:

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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

yeah, normally you shorten your friends names, but we always used the whole thing: "anybody seen mike hunt?" "mike hunt needs a drink" and my personal favourite "did you just see mike hunt devour that frankfurter" he was always good humored about it, but he never ate another hot dog in our presence.

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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:yeah, normally you shorten your friends names, but we always used the whole thing: "anybody seen mike hunt?" "mike hunt needs a drink" and my personal favourite "did you just see mike hunt devour that frankfurter" he was always good humored about it, but he never ate another hot dog in our presence.
Laughed out loud there. :lol: :lol: :lol:

In the middle of the office. :shock: :banghead: :wink:

Quality, sir. 8)

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There was a bloke at work called Richard Whittington..... :duh:

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