Caption competition

Matt_the_gooner · Post by **Matt_the_gooner** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:26 am

Just saw this on the bbc website i dont know how to get pictures into the post but here is the link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 902141.stm

Maybe if one of you friendly forum boffins could post the hilarious image on here.

I mean good lord you would have thought they know people were taking pictures, maybe they are just ready to share their love with the world.

Rilo II · Post by **Rilo II** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:41 am

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:26 am

*John Terry is attempting to give Frank a 'hand shandy' beneath the conference table.*

"John, wait til later! John! Stop it! Remember what Jose said! No means no!"

"Ah, next question? John! Later!"

Post by **REB** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:31 am

is that casheys fone in ur hand john,, y isit vidrating

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:50 am

they have just been told they will get Â£1m from hello magazine fon an exculcive

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:55 am

Footballers would do anythink for money

apart from play football in the rain

no names JOSE REYES

if you dont like rain get a job indoors

my local leisure center are looking for someone to run tumble time

exiled in notts · Post by **exiled in notts** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:21 am

Caption should be:

1st cheating nonce: "Is that a piece of celery I can feel in your pocket Frank, or are you just pleased to be an overrated, salad dodging, spawny speculative shot taking sex criminal?"

Sorry. Hardly funny I know, but I felt it needed saying.

Post by **REB** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:27 am

exiled in notts wrote:Caption should be:

1st cheating nonce: "Is that a piece of celery I can feel in your pocket Frank, or are you just pleased to be an overrated, salad dodging, spawny speculative shot taking sex criminal?"

Sorry. Hardly funny I know, but I felt it needed saying.

now that was funny

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:18 am

Replace 'celery' with 'twig' and you're about right.

tomkingsbury · Post by **tomkingsbury** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:27 am

if u look closely, the arm around terry's neck doesnt appear to be his own, so ireckon joe cole is holding on for dear life whilst he pummels his load into terry's rearguard.
Secondly, i think they watching cashley hole's party trick, so therefore, my caption would be:

"See guys, i told u i could fit a samsung and jonathan's cock up my arse at the same time!"

n.b. jonathan is ashley's boyfri.... i mean agent

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:00 pm

tomkingsbury wrote:if u look closely, the arm around terry's neck doesnt appear to be his own, so ireckon joe cole is holding on for dear life whilst he pummels his load into terry's rearguard.
Secondly, i think they watching cashley hole's party trick, so therefore, my caption would be:

"See guys, i told u i could fit a samsung and jonathan's cock up my arse at the same time!"

n.b. jonathan is ashley's boyfri.... i mean agent

Ha! Actually laughed out loud there!!

Welcome on board Tom. Top work.

You too Matt.

Top job.

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:23 pm

Frank? why won't you share the afterglow frank? Frank? you said you loved me last night. You just wanted me for my body, didn't you? You lying bastard!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:33 pm

Rilo II wrote:

Terry; "Oh look; that journo has the new Nokia 666 Vibro. Wish Ashley could see this, Poppy."

FatF*ckFrank (through gritted teeth); "Seriously, take your f*cking hands off me. I'm Kenyon's now. Ok? You had your chance. Get over it. God - you're such a loser."

Terry; "Ooh. Who's got their period, then?"

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:41 pm

Rilo II wrote:

terry: You gonna squeal like a pig? come on fat little piggy, squeal for me!

(Deliverance style!)

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:43 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:
Rilo II wrote:
terry: You gonna squeal like a pig? come on fat little piggy, squeal for me!

(Deliverance style!)

weeeeeeeee! weeeeeeeeeee! weeeeeeeeeeeee!