WHAT FUN COULD BE HAD AT ASHBURTON GROVE

[Galasso]

Because I am off my medication for a while, I have expanded on some thoughts I had a little while ago on making the four quadrants at Ashburton Grove into areas with their own characteristics.

As I fall into many of the categories, I see many benefits. Please add whatever you like and I will submit a final proposal to Mr. Edelman for consideration at the next board meeting:


YELLOW QUADRANT (Sponsored by Dramamine) - For our more gentle-spirited fan base - A unique members-only “scaredy catâ€

[Hagbard 23]

Sounds like a plan to me. Good work fella !

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

ah good, i can get a decent beer now as i'm in the grolsch orange quadrant. Hash bars as well perhaps? I disagree with this total seating idea, there should be a more laid back relaxed atmosphere in the orange quadrant, yesh?

the Guinness green section must of course house our esteemed irish contingent, but we should also send our rookie or "green" fans there to learn the ropes.

the cleanest toilets will be in the razzle sponsored Bloo Quadrant, just as well really, considering what else will be going on there.

also there should be no place for the type of fans previously suggested for the yellow section, instead i suggest the Sunny delight Yellow quadrant for our pot of gold brigade.

also does this mean that copies of Das Kapital will now be freely available in the aeroflot red section?

[Galasso]

That's what I'm talking about - a bit of thinking outside the box my friend.

Like the Red Section.

Das Kapital alongside the Communist party manifesto (oh dear, Highbury Library! Still, concentration shouldn't be a problem) Free fake beards.

As for the orange quadrant - Agreed. Maybe the Orange section needs to mingle with the blue section regarding their "common ground"

And...I am missing my game by game dose of weed which wafted up the clock end near halft time of every game for the last 13 years. If anyone knows who it was....

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

i remember a guy near us always smelled of the stuff, but that was north bank.

[DB10GOONER]

Galasso, if the stadium managers job comes up you are in, my son! Top work.

And all easily manageable.

With enough of the right type of 'backy...

[stats]

BLUE QUADRANT is the best
Endless Porno
YESSSS
& i have a front row seat, yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

all very well and good stats, but you should see what's on display in the shop windows in the little corner of amsterdam that is orange quadrant.

[I Hate Hleb]

i remember a guy near us always smelled of the stuff, but that was north bank.

YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT GUYS!!

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

never had you pegged for a dope fiend IHH.

[Galasso]

never had you pegged for a dope fiend IHH.

UFG

you don't how many coffee shop owners in the 'Dam now know how shit Hleb is!

[Rilo II]

total seating is the best idea ever!

[I Hate Hleb]

never had you pegged for a dope fiend IHH.

UFG

you don't how many coffee shop owners in the 'Dam now know how shit Hleb is!

IT'S THE ONLY WAY I MANAGE TO KEEP MY EQUILIBRIUM GUYS!

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF THE LORD'S GOOD WEED THAT I SMOKE ON A DAILY BASIS? EXACTLY!!!

[WalcottSignedMyShirt]

I would like to see a system, where the people who walk past me and spoil my view ten minutes before half time just to make it first in the beer / pie qeue would have thier memberships downgraded to red so that I can finaly get a silver membership!!!!

Also there is a definte need for some sort of total seating... I hate the fact that when I buy a ticket and end up in nose bleed sections then below me is a load of empty seats, one day I will just go and sit one of thoose empty seats. This is what happens in the away games I have been to anyway.

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

go and sit in one, no one ever comes along and checks your tickets.