DB10's "cheer everyone up" service launched...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:00 pm

To cheer everyone up after the raping at Fulham here's a joke. This is a free service but if you mess with it, by turning it into a football discussion thread, I'll hunt you down and fuck you in the ear. Right in the fucking ear. Okay?

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied...

IbleedRED&WHITE · Post by **IbleedRED&WHITE** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:31 pm

Just what the Dr ordered that!

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:37 pm

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:56 pm

The funniest thing in Ireland this week was Kerry,leading by8 points with 2 minutes to go and blowing it to Cork.

They are training this week by walking Alsatians.
To see can they hold on to a big lead

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:28 pm

corkbarry wrote:The funniest thing in Ireland this week was Kerry,leading by8 points with 2 minutes to go and blowing it to Cork.

They are training this week by walking Alsatians.
To see can they hold on to a big lead

Was wondering when your good self or your son was gonna bring that up.

I'm a Dub - we never had a chance to start with...

Post by **REB** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:44 pm

up de rebels, fuck de dubs

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:20 pm

REBEL GOONER wrote:up de rebels, fuck de dubs

easy tiger...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:19 am

An oldie but a goldie;

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.

"The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born; couldn't walk for a year!"

gus ceasar is a legend · Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:26 am

We need a central midfielder!

Why is everyone injured?

Has anyone got some rope?

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:37 am

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:57 am

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:We need a central midfielder!

Why is everyone injured?

Has anyone got some rope?

Reverse Troll.

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:59 pm

long one but i like it.

Three mice in a boozer chatting about how hard they all are.
Trying to out do each other with stories of bravery and strenght.

The first mouse stands up and says:

"where i live they poison all the cheese in the house, but i still eat the lot and spend the rest of the night tripping my nuts off. Thats how hard i am. And downs his pint."

The second mouse stands up and says:

"I take the cheese from the mouse traps, then i catch the bar, and i bench press 50 times with it. Thats how hard I am."

The third mouse just stands up, necks his pint and starts heading towards the door. And as he leaves he turns to his two mates and says: " I'm gonna go fuck the cat"

MK Gould · Post by **MK Gould** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:08 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:We need a central midfielder!

Why is everyone injured?

Has anyone got some rope?

Reverse Troll.

Without of course wishing to turn this into a discussion thread....my father-in-law is still in mourning after the dubs got clobbered by one of the northern sides (forget which one) in the all ireland. His only saving grace was that bad weather meant that he didn't actually go to Croke Park.....

Also, how are the M50 toll trolls getting on:-)?