Mark Twatty Lawrenson

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BT
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Mark Twatty Lawrenson

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I'm sorry but what an incompetent miserable anti-arsenal bastard.

I never expect much from him but he can't even get the player's names right. Last night he claimed:

Nasri's goal was defelcted off Bendtner not RVP

That RVP made a meal of things when replays showed he was pulled to the ground and stamped on and then had to retract what he said

He called Fabregas 'RVP' a few times

And at one point asked 'has Almunia had anything to do, remind me?'. That's your job!

Honestly, he just winds me up. :banghead: :banghead: Thought I'd share that with everyone.

(nice result though :barscarf: )
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gus ceasar is a legend
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

This man is a tosser of the highest order........usually reflected by his choice of shirt!

He actally believes he is the encyclopedia of football when he is in fact a smarmy fuckwit!

Ignore him until the countless opportunities of laughing at his mistakes occur.

:evil: :roll:
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Re: Mark Twatty Lawrenson

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BT wrote:I'm sorry but what an incompetent miserable anti-arsenal bastard.

I never expect much from him but he can't even get the player's names right. Last night he claimed:

Nasri's goal was defelcted off Bendtner not RVP

That RVP made a meal of things when replays showed he was pulled to the ground and stamped on and then had to retract what he said

He called Fabregas 'RVP' a few times

And at one point asked 'has Almunia had anything to do, remind me?'. That's your job!

Honestly, he just winds me up. :banghead: :banghead: Thought I'd share that with everyone.

(nice result though :barscarf: )
:lol:
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exiled in notts
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Post by exiled in notts »

The worst thing about Lawrenson (apart from all the lazy anti-Arsenal cliches masquerading as informed comment) is that he can’t resist doing a third rate Jimmy Tarbuck impression and cracking lame jokes throughout the game. Listening to him and that other waste of skin alongside him last night was like listening to Statler & Waldorf off the Muppet Show.
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Post by green gooner »

Why was Lee Dixon not used :?

You can't ignore his honest critic of Gallasshole 8)
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Post by barnfield88 »

and that fucking knob hansen :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

could of been worse, could of been on itv with that fucking dickhead pleat.... :banghead:
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Post by NBM »

Mottson as well. I'd love to burn him......
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Post by dennis_10 »

barnfield88 wrote:and that fucking knob hansen :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

could of been worse, could of been on itv with that fucking dickhead pleat.... :banghead:
Hahah! Yeah.. I watched the end of the 'pool game afterwards, they turn ITV into the Church of Scouse for the night, whilst on the beeb, it's bash the arsenal :banghead:
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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

Mark Lawerson is the biggest twat in the pundit industry!!
When Freddy Adu came on in a England Friendly against USA you knew it was only a matter of time before either him or Motson said that was Much ADU about nothing!!

I hate the way he says moment grrrr I hate this guy!!

best one was when he asked Des Lynam on Wengers arrival to Arsenal "can he even speak English" to which Lynam said " Wenger can and 6 other languanges" Lawerson looked a tad bit embarrased to say the least
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