sp*ds make me laff

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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

For Martin Jol aka Tony Soprano as the **** with Skids like to call him...

To the tune of The Sopranos theme song... "Woke up this morning, got yourself a gun":

Woke up this morning
And yes you're still a *word censored*
Fat bald T*tt*nh*m *word censored*

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Imagine how much we all hate tottenham, now imagine having to spend a week in Magaluf in a room with two Spuds (who snored like they had a small animal stuck in their throat) fans and a palarse supporter :shock:
They may be me best mates but by the end of the week i wanted to throw them off the balcony

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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

ahhh wanting to throw spuds off a balcony, know the feeling. welcome to the madness picadillydreamer, plenty of excelent craic on these forums.

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Imagine how much we all hate tottenham, now imagine having to spend a week in Magaluf in a room with two Spuds (who snored like they had a small animal stuck in their throat) fans and a palarse supporter :shock:
They may be me best mates but by the end of the week i wanted to throw them off the balcony

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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:ahhh wanting to throw spuds off a balcony, know the feeling. welcome to the madness picadillydreamer, plenty of excelent craic on these forums.
................. yes PiccadillyD as UTG sez - plenty of craic but absolutely no sympathy, I mean what were you thinkin of??? :shock: as if it's not bad enough, having to admit that you know some ****, but actually sharing a room in shagaluf with them and then makin it your first post on the Gooner forum, you got balls ****, er sorry, kid :wink:

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THE FORUM WITH A PUNCH!!

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PiccadillyDreamer wrote:They may be me best mates but by the end of the week i wanted to throw them off the balcony
YOU HAD THE PATIENCE TO CONTEMPLATE WAITING THAT LONG? :shock: :roll: :lol:

ANYWAY, WELCOME TO THE FORUM MR. DREAMER. 8) MAKE SURE YOU'VE GOT YOUR GUMSHIELD IN WHEN VISITING!! :roll: :lol: :wink:

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Post by Gunnerz4life »

thegrovegooner wrote:i'm gonna stick my neck out hear. i think they have have a half decent squad. and a pretty good manager. JMO
How is Jol any better than any of the managers of other smaller clubs? Whats he done?

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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

I have one mate who is a Tottenham fan .....well you need someone to take thepiss out off dont cha

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Post by Eboue Can't Defend »

Confession time guys: I actually ...gulp...like Mr Potato Head!! :oops: :shock: There you are - I said it!!

Now I know it's not the done thing but I can't help it!! :roll: I like the fella and think if Wenger wasn't our manager, he would probably have been a top candidate for the Arsenal job. :shock: :?

Don't get me wrong, I prefer Arsene, but I also like the cut of Jol's jib and can't deny that he is a good manager and someone I secretly - or not so secretly after this post! :roll: - very much admire. :oops:

Before you lot start to get ready to throw abuse or plan my stoning, don't worry, I do have an appointment booked with the shrink next month!! :x :roll: :wink: :lol:
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Well its all gone to pot now! :twisted:

ECD has a pie-head fetish now it seems! :shock:

Whatever next? That David Pleat's a very good commentator!

:lol:

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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

I think Barry Evan (jol) is a Cashley Hole myself

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Eboue Can't Defend wrote:Confession time guys: I actually ...gulp...like Mr Potatoe Head!! :oops: :shock: There you are - I said it!!

Now I know it's not the done thing but I can't help it!! :roll: I like the fella and think if Wnger wasn't our manager, he would probably have been a top candidate for the Arsenal job. :shock: :?

Don't get me wrong, I prefer Arsene, but I also like the cut of Jol's jib and can't deny that he is a good manager and someone I secretly - or not so secretly after this post! :roll: - very much admire. :oops:

Before you lot start to get ready to throw abuse or plan my stoning, don't worry, I do have an appointment booked with the shrink next month!! :x :roll: :wink: :lol:
:oops: i also think he is a good manager and if he wasn't at Sp*rs i would of liked him at Arsenal once Wenger leaves, obviously can't have him now because he has gone to the dark side but he has done good things for Sp*rs :oops: wow that was harder than i thought

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Post by TFI Arsenal »

Ok. WHy is Jol considered better than the managers of other small clubs? cos he managed to get the spuds to a club record 5th position 2 years in a row. this a feat worthy of a knighthood to the spuds fans.

it's really odd. where did all these spuds come from? i was in the pub the other night arsenal shirt on (1998 double winning shirt) and the guy behind the bar thinks he's some kind of comedian. he says "i hear paddypower have stopped taking bets on tottenham finishing above arsenal" needless to say i got someone else to pour my pint, you never know what disease you could catch from someone so obviously not of this world

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Image

just to remind people of why I called Martin jol Barry Evans!

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Post by TFI Arsenal »

i know normally in lookalikes there are small differences such as rooney painting his face not green when he's not doing movies with donkey but there is actually no difference between jol and evans. they are one and the same.

it doesnt matter to him though, he rests safe in the knowledge that he doesnt look like marlon harewood

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