Should we put an end to pointless polls?

stats · Post by **stats** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:12 pm

Galasso wrote:Exactly the right answer. God, your good!

Luckily, everyone in my chair remembered that they had some alcohol stashed away for an emergency so the night has been saved.

Ah you must have the man's chair, lazy boy=wonderful

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:14 pm

I've just noticed that the poll didn't include my 'Only If It's One Conducted By Stats' option!!

Message to the technical guys: there seems to be a problem sometimes
when trying to put in additional poll options - sort it out please lads!!

stats · Post by **stats** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:15 pm

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:50 pm

I have finished my last beer and the only thing left is half a bottle of Martini! Should I do like leonard Rossiter and wait for Joan Collins or go to the petrol station and get something a little more drinkable. (Leonard Rossiter andJoan Collins - classic tv adverts for you young ones out there. Get them on youtube)

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:56 pm

having an OAP like collins go and get you a beer, for shame.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:08 pm

By the time she makes it back with beer, I'll have drunk the Martini and it won't matter whether she's OAP or fucking CIA.

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:10 pm

just drive down the petrol station and get it yourself.

NO, I don't mean that DON'T do it.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:17 pm

It's alright there's a kiosk at the corner of my block that has some decent beer, I won't be putting anyone's life in danger other than my own (Joan Collins, fucking lazy bitch!)

Unless I ask next door for some emergency alcohol supplies.

POLL:

If I ask next door for some beer will I..

1. Be offered a four pack and a quick bow-job?

2. Have the four pack smashed in my face, resulting in a slow and painful nose-job?

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:20 pm

i'd rather the second option, if bow job means being shot in the face with a cross bow.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:32 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:i'd rather the second option, if bow job means being shot in the face with a cross bow.

It's an extremely painful foreplay!

Anyway, that's option no3

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:35 pm

maybe it's bow job as in give you a cello recital, or bow pronounced bauw as in they take a bow, if it's a god recital maybe it'll be a bow job followed by a bow job

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:38 pm

A god recital??

I know I m good at "bow-jobs" but that is something else...

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:40 pm

who would have thought how much hilarity could ensue from simply missing out a couple of letters.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:43 pm

..although I have heard the words "MY GOD, MY GOD" when reciting my bow...

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:46 pm

know the feeling, my long bow strikes fear into the hearts of my rivals, for they know the mastery with which i wield it.

Should we put an end to pointless polls?

SHOULD WE PUT AN END TO POINTLESS POLES?