MORE BAD BUSINESS BY THE GOONERS

TFI Arsenal · Post by **TFI Arsenal** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:32 pm

mmm i do love those cheese footballs. although i think eating two tubs in a couple of days has put me off them for a bit now

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:25 pm

I thought this was going to be a sensible post about Jose girly wurly big girls blouse Antonio your ex said you was shit in bed Reyes!

I then see that this great arena for football debate has been taken over with talk of snacks!

In which case may I remind everyone that the best snack is the traditional butchers Pork Scratching!

Not these namby pamby mass produced crap on sale most places! I mean the traditional butchers ones where you can tell what part of the oinker the scratching came from ! Elephants toe nails with hair basically!

C'mon Arsenal! Fuck of Jose! C'mon the Pork Scratching!

Anyone know where I can get cartons of Um Bongo?

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:35 pm

like anything slightly chemically try your local cash and carry, also whatever happened to worcester sauce Walkers crisps? they were ace! also does anyone remember those limited edition pizza flavour pringles, and all the old flavours of doritos that they don't make anymore, Big cheese and onion, mexican chilli, bbq beef? and finally Vice Versas Why Oh WHY did they stop making Vice Versas?

TFI Arsenal · Post by **TFI Arsenal** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:35 pm

well obviously you were too busy thinking about prok scrathcing to realise you need to pop down to your local macro gus!

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:39 pm

Prok Scrathching?

Are we looking to sign him from Zagreb too?

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:41 pm

Prok-Scrath-Ching, didn't i see him playing in the asian cup?

TFI Arsenal · Post by **TFI Arsenal** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:43 pm

i think he's the new man city signing theyve been chasing actually

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:47 pm

Ching is good but i still rate Timon from AEK over him.

TFI Arsenal · Post by **TFI Arsenal** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:48 pm

oh no oh no oh no

please not another evening of shakespeare!

gus ceasar is a legend · Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:51 pm

Actually dont say Um Bongo too loud!

Once Arsene hears it comes from The Congo he will probably try and sign it!

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:51 pm

the shakespeare pun fest is dead, just making the corpse twitch a little is all.

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:55 pm

of course KiaOra is a dutch drink, why i hear you ask, Because it's too ORANGEY for crows!

TFI Arsenal · Post by **TFI Arsenal** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:15 pm

um bongo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBohQxBh2k

and heres the lyrics so you can sing along:

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

possibly reuse them for a players song anyone?

kia-ora - its too orangey for crows:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:07 pm

delgooner wrote:... Remember how much we got La Sulk for and how much we flogged him to Barcawanker for, I think La Boss made somewhere around 19.5 mil for him...

Eh?

Delgooner, you meant Real Wankers not Barcawanker, surely?

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:32 pm

GOOD TO SEE HOW INTERESTED EVERYONE IS IN FOOTBALL ON THIS THREAD IS!!! Fukin crisp flavours are more interesting to you than your club!!!
YOUR SAD
YOUR A CHUB
YOU DONT SUPPORT YOUR CLUB
CRISP LOVERS!
CRISP LOVERS!

and by the way there is only 1 savoury snack.

BACON FRIES
BACON FRIES

1 PACK WORTH A THOUSAND REYES'S!!!!!!!!!!!!