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For my 300th post I thought I would do something wasteful yet enjoyable.

Don't know if you guys ever read uncyclopedia, but there is some good stuff on there.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chelsea

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/San_Antonio_Spurs

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Red_Sox_Ltd.




Some quotes about Chel$ki:

1. Petr Cech: Petr is still 'messed up' after Cashley suggested a 'dogging' session one evening. Petr took along his Spaniel, which Cashley was delighted about. Petr was welcomed into the world of 'Man Love' by Cashley, a vibrating Mobile Phone and his Spaniel. This upset Petr so much that he now has to wear a padded helmet for when he bounces his head off the walls to rid himself of those shocking images, that night on Hampstead Heath!



Typical Transfer no. 1
Mourinho: Hmm...that player that I saw the other day, lets buy him.

Russian Mafia Spy: That was a documentary on Franz Beckenbauer, the West German football legend.

Mourinho: Yeah, yeah spare me the details, offer him some cash so he will play for us.

Russian Mafia Spy: He retired from football like 30 years ago...I doubt he will be for sale

Mourinho: In that case, lets buy another German that begins with a B.

Russian Mafia Spy: Hmm...Ballack?

Mourinho: Sure, whatever, what have we got to lose anyway? Money? (laughs insanely)

Russian Mafia Spy: (laughs maniacally) Good one.
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very funny ram, i hadnt seen that before,, cheered me up here in work ,, congrats on the 300post,, craic go maith.. think this is my 400,, feckin hell,, bloody arsenal,, defo make more posts in work then home,, thank feck im in charge so no1 to giv out 2 me,, gooner 4 life buddy :mrgreen:
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Congrats to RaM & Rebel on the 300 and 400!!! Well done boys. 8) 8) 8)
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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

RaM on 300, rebel on 400, my my they grow up so fast, good work lads!
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good craic guys cheers,, gettin 2 the stage now that im on the forum at home as well as work,, goin home now 2 my gooner that was delieverd this morn and openin a bottle of red lemonade,, :mrgreen:
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Post by green gooner »

Well done on the big landmark Rebel :mrgreen:

Have you eyed out what game you plan to go to yet :?:
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green gooner wrote:Well done on the big landmark Rebel :mrgreen:

Have you eyed out what game you plan to go to yet :?:
we apply for 15tickets sunderland match,, arsenal hav new system for supp clubs this year so we havnt got confirmation yet,, we do ok thou,, our members got too go too 15 matches last year :mrgreen:
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Post by gunners-need-steel »

RaM .. thanks for links ... really funny .... but your avatar is one heck of ugly and sometimes distracts .. time to try another one ?
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Post by gunners-need-steel »

correct link for spuds is:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tottenham_Hotspur

arsenal show up here:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Arsenal

a really crazy site ... good for dull and dark days, when one needs a laff :D :D :D :D
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Post by All_Arsenal_1886 »

welldone ram on your 300th and also welldone rebel gooner on your 400th

:D it's been enjoyable :D
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Post by All_Arsenal_1886 »

more to laugh at :lol:

A strong Man Utd team 1 Inter Milan 3 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll keep you posted :D
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Haha that is rather amusing, as they are about 2-3 weeks behind the english clubs in fitness. Is the game on tele.
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Ben-gooner14 wrote:Haha that is rather amusing, as they are about 2-3 weeks behind the english clubs in fitness. Is the game on tele.
not sure mate i have SkySports News on
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Oh both tele's with sky on our taken in my house, i'll look on sky sports.com lol. Been on score centre as says it's 0-0 but most of not been updated recently.
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:D :D forza international milano :mrgreen:
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