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Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard had a narrow escape today after a near tragic sunbed malfunction in New York. It at first appeared that Lampard, fondly refered to as FatF*ckFrank or CheeseburgerBoy by football fans, had been incinerated during the incident.
Lampard was rescued from the sunbed by a mysterious figure he continuously refered to as the "Gaffa" and a very naked and clearly excited Ashley Cole, one of the many bit part squad members at Chelsea. Cole had previously played for the Legendary Arsenal Football Club but couldn't cut it with the big boys. He contoversially touted himself out to the notorious pimp Peter Kenyon and became a Chelsea "player" alledgedly because that's what his wife told him to do.
In an exclusive club statement, Lampard was quoted as saying, "Well I wanna thank the Gaffa, know worra mean? And, like, JT and all, init. The Gaffa done a great job, init. Reminds me, like, when we won that league, know worra mean? Me and JT and the Gaffa, like, init. Thanks Gaffa."
Lampard is expected to make a full recovery and was pictured enjoying a pre match snack this morning.
never have one that tastes like vinegar, horrible!
i would also NOT recommend crab burger.
it's surprisingly common to find hair in a pussy burger, my local establishment is particularly filthy.
After my brief period in the States, I can confirm that this lot go mental for the occasional pussy/crab burger. It's fucking mental when you consider how much they (dis)charge.
and there was i labiaing under the misapprehension that pussy burgers in the states cost sweet fanny adams. Those americans are always coming up with ways of snatching your money. i'll just stop talking about the burgers now and see what's on the box
But wouldn't stopping now be a little rash?? 
