Lampard breaks toe on US tour

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Lampard breaks toe on US tour

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This incident happened on Chelsea’s recent tour of the US.

Lampard was at breakfast when one of his sausages inexplicably flew off the plate and landed in Ashley Cole’s lap. Cole, at first shocked by the presence of said sausage, soon realised it’s warmth and beauty and, tenderly began to pick it up. Lampard, seeing this and realising that the breakfast buffet would be closing in 2 hours, despairingly lashed out in anger - “That sausage is mine you c**tâ€
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Post by donaldo »

DID THE FAT BASTARD DROP HIS WALLET ON HIS FOOT?
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Post by DB10GOONER »

As usual Galasso, that is QUALITY. 8)

Still laughing as I write this!! :lol:

I wonder if Fat Frank tried to eat that susage afterwards. I mean it would have been covered in Cruntley's saliva by then... :? :wink:
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Is it the reason it was covered in saliva due to the fact cashley thought it actually WAS Fatty Frank's sausage.

I mean it was one of those small, chipolato sort of ones...about an inch....
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Post by WalcottSignedMyShirt »

Mabye mourino's ego fell on his foot.
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WalcottSignedMyShirt wrote:Mabye mourino's ego fell on his foot.
He didn't say the leg had to be amputated at the hip... :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by All_Arsenal_1886 »

shame he didnt break his legs :lol:

as you can guess i don't like him, he's the most over rated player in the world :D

Go get stuffed FAT Frank.... Oh i forgot you already are
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Post by steven tyers »

yes fat frank is the most overrated player ever and i mean EVER to play in the premiership. some cfc fans rate him better than vieria!!!!!!!!!.
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