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REB
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NON PC JOKE

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A midget pulls a bird in a pub and tells her 'tonight i'm going to give you the best sex you've ever had'. Curious, she goes home with him and before she knows it she's lying on the bed screaming in ecstasy. She says to the midget 'You are amazing' The midget says' thats fuck all love, wait until I get the other leg in!'
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Post by SPUDMASHER »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by g88ner »

sorry Rebel, I should have posted a response - I read it when you posted it.. and laughed out loud. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Wayno »

I don't think people should be posting jokes which could easily offend :roll:
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

I think we should be using the term vertically challenged if we need to ridicule peoples height at all!

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Post by stearmaster »

im small wat u trying to say rebel, us short people have small knobs so we have to use our legs......deeply offended :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:


























jus kidding but i am short and i found it funny
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Post by Waginal Vart »

very funny joke
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Post by Goonanana »

ha ha like it
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Post by OT02 »

:lol:
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Post by DB10GOONER »

stearmaster wrote:im small wat u trying to say rebel, us short people have small knobs so we have to use our legs......deeply offended :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:


Steary, what height are you, mate?

























jus kidding but i am short and i found it funny
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Post by stg »

I pulled a deaf and dumb girl last night,
took her back to her place a shagged her all night.
This morning I felt guilty
so I broke her fingers so she couldnt tell anybody.
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Post by tomkingsbury »

stg wrote:I pulled a deaf and dumb girl last night,
took her back to her place a shagged her all night.
This morning I felt guilty
so I broke her fingers so she couldnt tell anybody.
fucking hell!! :lol: :oops:
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Post by Eddie McHelderick »

Bit strong aint it!
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