As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
A little boy gets £10 for his birthday & rushes down to the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to the shopkeeper,sorry son this ball is £20 you only have £10. The boy says ok if you blindfold me & I can guess the name of the club on any ball will you give it to me for £10?.He agrees and gives the boy an Arsenal ball,I can hear canons blasting so its an Arsenal ball,next he gives him a Millwall ball,I hear lions so its Millwall,amazed the man says get this and you can have it for nothing,the boy listens & says Spurs, the man says you heard a cockeral right, the boy says no Its going down.
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
A true story! The other day I was walking along the road into town (I live in a little town in Berkshire where there are lots of Chel$ki fans, a few Mancs and Scousers, some fellow Gooners and a few Reading fans (a few less now than there were 2 years ago!)) when coming toward me I saw this bloke wearing a S***s cap - with their poxy cockerel badge on it. On seeing him I just stopped walking, pointed at his cap and laughed. I began doing the "you're going down" gesture with my thumb, but he had already shuffed past me embarrassed and silent. As well he might! Anyway it was very satisfying and made my day!
Smudger wrote:A true story! The other day I was walking along the road into town (I live in a little town in Berkshire where there are lots of Chel$ki fans, a few Mancs and Scousers, some fellow Gooners and a few Reading fans (a few less now than there were 2 years ago!)) when coming toward me I saw this bloke wearing a S***s cap - with their poxy cockerel badge on it. On seeing him I just stopped walking, pointed at his cap and laughed. I began doing the "you're going down" gesture with my thumb, but he had already shuffed past me embarrassed and silent. As well he might! Anyway it was very satisfying and made my day!
Now, it's not very nice to laugh at poor helpless people...
but who cares...too hard not to .
This is a true story, not something I'm very proud of but a couple of years ago on my way home one sunday afternoon I found a ticket to Spurs - Blackburn lying in the street in Wood Green, about half an hour before kick off. I jumped on the bus to SHL and thought I'd try and sell it to some mad N17 muppet but got there a bit late and the game had already kicked off. So I went in to the ground for a laugh...and boy did I get one. I know there are people at The Grove being a bit pissed off with certain players and slag off the team whenevr they get a chance but this was beyond a joke...will never forget the abuse Jenas got from his own so called supporters, good job Ashley wasn't there to hear it. Lol
Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall source said: "We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much