David Fucking Bentley

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Lethal
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David Fucking Bentley

Post by Lethal »

Have we got any songs about the little *word censored*

any ideas people,ill set them off

im right next to the **** on wednesday :twisted:

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Post by Radford149 »

just ignore the bloke he loves all that "Arsenal fans hate me bollocks" he wants to be the villian.

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Post by Lethal »

I did think it would be better to ignore him at first as he does love the attention,but some people are going to give him it,so we might aswell all join in

we need a good song for the *word censored*,something including ashley cole and jermaine jenas :lol: :lol:

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Post by Boomer »

How about Ashley's Boyfriend?

Or as mention not give him the time off day by getting behind Theo in respects to England and the fact that Walcott ahead of him!

"Walcotts Boot boy!, your just Walcotts Boot boy.
Walcotts Boot boy!, your just Walcotts Boot boy!"

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Post by Lethal »

i like the one about theo

good idea about reminding him that theos in front of him for engerlandddd

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Post by greatgooner »

Did anyone hear the commentators gaff from the Chelski v Scouse game?


'He said that Lampard was trying to slip one inside Ashley Cole' :shock:

What a kin classic just a shame it wasn’t Jenas instead of Lampard :-P

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Post by Magic Merse »

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-INFLATABLE-MO ... 2003r27904

Can't we get a few of these to get going around the crowd.

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Post by QuartzGooner »

Lethal wrote:i like the one about theo

good idea about reminding him that theos in front of him for engerlandddd
That is the best one.

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Post by greatgooner »

QuartzGooner wrote:
Lethal wrote:i like the one about theo

good idea about reminding him that theos in front of him for engerlandddd
That is the best one.

In that cas just keep singing 'Bentley for England'
I'm sure that would piss him off :-P

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Post by hanny73 »

How about-

Bentley you're a crunt
Bentley, Bentley you're a crunt
Bentley you're a crunt
Bentley, Bentley you're a crunt

To the point I think?

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Post by DB10GOONER »

I posted last week that we should do the whole point at the scum and chant;

"You've got David Bentley, You've got David Bentley! HA-HA! HA-HA!"

Like we used to do the old "We've got Dennis Bergkamp!" and to a much lesser extent "We've got David Bentley!" :lol: :wink:

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Post by Lethal »

Weve got cesc fabregas,youve got david bentley

or

Weve got theo walcott,youve got david bentley

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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

To the Theo "Englishman at Arsenal" song:

Ohhh ohhh - David Bentley
David, David Bentley
He’s a poor man’s Ebouee-ee

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:To the Theo "Englishman at Arsenal" song:

Ohhh ohhh - David Bentley
David, David Bentley
He’s a poor man’s Ebouee-ee

Ha! :lol:

Quality. 8)

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Post by elpelsarmy »

how a plain old......................

WE ALL AGREE
WALCOTT IS BETTER THAN BENTLEY....

AS IN WHEN WE USED TO SING ..........

WE ALL AGREE
RIXY IS BETTER THAN HODDLE.........

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