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stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:24 pm

stats wrote:How very sad (2)

quality!!!!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:24 pm

stats wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:DON'T WANT TO TAKE UNDUE CREDIT FOR IT, BUT I E-MAILED BOTH ARSENAL FANZINES WITH THE BANK NOTE IDEA AT THE START OF NOVEMBER LAST YEAR!!
Sure you did lol

STATS,

I AM MANY THINGS, BUT A LIAR I MOST DEFINATELY AM NOT!!

I JUST HAD A LOOK TO SEE IF I KEPT THE ORIGINAL E-MAIL I SENT, BUT ALAS I COULD NOT FIND IT - PROBABLY DELETED TO SAVE MEMORY SPACE.

HOWEVER, I'M NOT SURE IF GOONER.ED HAS ACCESS TO E-MAILS SENT TO THE GOONER (ON-LINE GOONER?) FROM EARLY NOVEMBER LAST YEAR, BUT IF HE DOES, HE WOULD BE ABLE TO VERIFY IT.

I'M NOT CLAIMING THAT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO SUGGEST THAT WE PRINT A BANK NOTE WITH ASHLEY'S FACE AND THE LEGEND 'WE HEREBY AUTHORISE YOU TO PAY THIS GREEDY BASTARD' AND WITH 'THE BANK OF RUSSIA' AT THE TOP, BUT MAKE THE SUGGESTION TO BOTH FANZINES (HIGHBURY HIGH AS WELL AS THE GOONER) I MOST CERTAINLY DID!!

Rowly · Post by **Rowly** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:02 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:DON'T WANT TO TAKE UNDUE CREDIT FOR IT, BUT I E-MAILED BOTH ARSENAL FANZINES WITH THE BANK NOTE IDEA AT THE START OF NOVEMBER LAST YEAR!!

well if u did... dude, it is awsome.
well done!

Cesc is God · Post by **Cesc is God** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:56 pm

That Ca$hley car one is so sad. Money can really change little greedy gay twats!

Post by **Dicko** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:59 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
stats wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:DON'T WANT TO TAKE UNDUE CREDIT FOR IT, BUT I E-MAILED BOTH ARSENAL FANZINES WITH THE BANK NOTE IDEA AT THE START OF NOVEMBER LAST YEAR!!
Sure you did lol
STATS,

I AM MANY THINGS, BUT A LIAR I MOST DEFINATELY AM NOT!!

I JUST HAD A LOOK TO SEE IF I KEPT THE ORIGINAL E-MAIL I SENT, BUT ALAS I COULD NOT FIND IT - PROBABLY DELETED TO SAVE MEMORY SPACE.

HOWEVER, I'M NOT SURE IF GOONER.ED HAS ACCESS TO E-MAILS SENT TO THE GOONER (ON-LINE GOONER?) FROM EARLY NOVEMBER LAST YEAR, BUT IF HE DOES, HE WOULD BE ABLE TO VERIFY IT.

I'M NOT CLAIMING THAT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO SUGGEST THAT WE PRINT A BANK NOTE WITH ASHLEY'S FACE AND THE LEGEND 'WE HEREBY AUTHORISE YOU TO PAY THIS GREEDY BASTARD' AND WITH 'THE BANK OF RUSSIA' AT THE TOP, BUT MAKE THE SUGGESTION TO BOTH FANZINES (HIGHBURY HIGH AS WELL AS THE GOONER) I MOST CERTAINLY DID!!

I would think that Gooner Ed will not be publicly confirming this for obvious reasons.

stats · Post by **stats** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:20 pm

I hope you did create the note or came up with an idea with it as i think it's a brillant gag for everyone to know about in & the wink was there as a joke rather than call you a liar IHH
I haven't got a blow up phone or the notes but think there comedy & in years to come i'd like to be able to tell my son about it how fun it was with it at the Chelsea home games as in a few years they will tell us when to stand, cheer, sing & speak prob

ARSENAL4EVER · Post by **ARSENAL4EVER** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:26 pm

good picture and timing

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:56 pm

stats wrote:I hope you did create the note or came up with an idea with it as i think it's a brillant gag for everyone to know about in & the wink was there as a joke rather than call you a liar IHH
I haven't got a blow up phone or the notes but think there comedy & in years to come i'd like to be able to tell my son about it how fun it was with it at the Chelsea home games as in a few years they will tell us when to stand, cheer, sing & speak prob

STATS,

DON'T WORRY MATE, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE CALLING ME A LIAR AND WASN'T OFFENDED BY YOUR PREVIOUS POST. I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAY THAT I CERTAINLY DID FORWARD THE IDEA.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I FOUND A COPY OF THE AFOREMENTIONED E-MAIL I SENT:

Guys,

I donâ€™t know whether itâ€™s the extremely good West Indian Woodbine Iâ€™m currently smoking but I think Iâ€™ve come up with an idea that maybe you can arrange for â€˜greetingâ€™ Cashley Cole.

Why donâ€™t you print currency notes that feature, amongst other things, a picture of Ashley Arsehole; at the top it could say Bank of Russia; a picture of a mobile phone; text along the lines of â€œWe hereby promise to pay this greedy bastard the sum ofâ€

stats · Post by **stats** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:01 pm

BTW Where can i get some notes

I want to get a load becauase i don't have any & it's good to keep hold off for years to come

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:12 pm

here it is:
[img]http//www.sportsnet.ca/images/soccer/cole_ash ... te_hor.jpg[/img]

stats · Post by **stats** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:14 pm

?????????
Nothing there but thanks

I wanted the real ones that they were giving out or is this the site they done it off then

tomkingsbury · Post by **tomkingsbury** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:33 pm

i hpe this works

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:36 pm

top drawer tom, u found it wen i was lookin 4 it earlier lol, could of found it 5 minutes before

but here they are

^^^^ time 4 us to worry

(NOT)

^^^^everton fans at the sh1thole:D

^^^^^a very happy ****

^^^^^ they look very challenging

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:49 pm

Stearmaster,

Are you and Stats related by chance?

stats · Post by **stats** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:52 pm

I knew that would come up & Eboue was the prefect person to ask