As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
goonermc wrote: After the chavs come to AG then i'll agree that it's over, but until that time it's buisness as usual. OOOOHHHHH ASHLEY COLE is a FUCKIN' ARSEHOLE, is a FU................... ONE MAN WENT TO BED, WENT TO BED WITH ASHLEY, ONE MAN AND HIS MOBILE PHONE.........................
Looks as though we might have to wait til next season til its OVER.
Dont worry ashley you will have to play at the grove one day.
In the mean time im sure jermaine will rub your knee better.
There are now plenty of songs chucked on this thread for players ad team alike which is quality to see. Maybe "Gooner Ed could collect them and get some sort of list together for the Fanzine so that the masses can have a proper go and get some of these up and running.
Still keep the ideas coming in though with anything. I caught the manc/ spuds game and heard this.
"mourinho are you listening,
keep our trophy glistening
were coming in may, to take it away
walking in a fergie wonderlnd."
I hate moan u but a good piss take, lets have an Arsenal slant on this kind of thing.
proudtosay.... you really do need to lay off whatever it is your smoking I agree we could do with more songs........ answers on a postcard...
Dear goonermc
Surely I'm entitled to my suggestions without petty criticism. You don't have to like them but if you've anything more constructive to say let's hear it. Anyway, more to the point, I don't smoke...which for the Grove is just as well
Whilst on the subject - what about Abu Diaby, Abu Diaby (to the melody of Big Ben chimes) - need to keep them simple at this stage otherwise no-one will remember the songs, let alone sing them.
Did you see the England team struggling with 'God Save the Queen'? At least the Spaniards had the excuse that their anthem has no words!
If we all did half as much singing as we do writing to this forum about singing the atmosphere at AG would be deafening
I dres red and white
with the cannon in my chest
im proud to be an Arsenal
for the club im proud and
for the club i die
im proud to be an Arsenal Fan.
the original song is in albanian (Kosovar Rap) and teh referen goes something like this:
I dres red and black
with the eagle in my chest
im proud to be an Albanian
for the flag i cry and
the flag i die
im proud to be an Albanian
Check with any Kosovar Albanian living there in north London for the original song it's a cool one.
Even the Original songs for me fits perfect because Arsenal dresses Red and White and a lot of players are Black which makes the Colors very Albanian. RED and BLACK.
I Hope i help You guys with a new song.
this i all i can do from my place, wish all ya Gooners i nice time there and wish are team kicks some ass this yar in all competitions.
Could try and use the AWAY BOYZ song for billy gallas i think it would really work. It's catchy and the words aren't too hard to learn.
To the tune of 'Our house' by madness
Gallas, He's much better than Ashley
Gallas, Loves The Arsenal hates Chelsea
Gallas, Now he's with his mate Henry
Gallas, Arsenal's where he wants to be
William Gallas he's the best,
Ashley's Arse it needs a rest, been playing with his phone again
William Gallas he is class,
Ashley takes it up the Arse, we're glad to see him gone.
Some bloke on the mic at the Rocket yesterday made me chuckle with a new chant:
It's been 12 long weeks since Newcastle
12 long weeks since he's kicked a ball
It's been 12 long weeks and we've seen fuck all of Gallas
GALLAS? WHERE THE FUCK IS GALLAS?
To the tune of "living Next Door To Alice (Who The Fuck Is Alice)
Doubt it'll catch on though
to the tune of "do do do dar day do do do dar day"
william gallas left chelski left chelski left chelski
william gallas left chelski for THE ARSENAL for THE ARSENAL
william gallas left chelski for THE ARSENAL
i think we need sum more songs for GILBERTO we need sum new ones
Jacko i totally agree about the Gilberto shout.
I also heard the Gallas tune shouted out by someone in the red action section ( maybe Seesaw's crew???). Absolutely brilliant. Thats what we need, a bit of originality.
Keep at it
Me and my mate Louise (Dizzy Blonde Gooner)(on myspace) Have made up some of our own songs to sing
aswell as digging out some of them old classics that we all know and love.
Dont hesitate to forward this bulliten & get everyone chanting at the games
Mainly to spuds
2-0 down...2-2 draw
and we even helped you score
with a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
why dont **** f*ck off home!
Baptista got a hat trick at the lane
Baptista got a hat trick at the lane....
Baptista got a hat trick
Baptista got a hat trick
Baptista got a hat trick at the lane...
The beast was unleashed at the lane
the beast was unleashed at the lane
the beast was unleashed the beast was unleashed
the beast was unleashed at the lane
His shit his slow
and West Ham let him go
Jermaine Defoe, Jermaine Defoe
his shit his slow
and west ham let him go
Jermaine Defoe, Jermaine Defoe
England number 1,
England Englands number 1
(Hoyte or Walcott)
When the **** start to cry
coz they didnt qualify
thats Lasagne, thats Lasagne
First team, u got a shit first team,
you got a shit first team,
you got a shit first team.
This is a swearing song so please dont get it wrong
theres only 1 swear word
that word is Tottenham
Whose thats scoring the goals
is that Baptista, is it Baptista
I would rarther have The Beast then Robbie Keane
rarther have The Beast then Robbie Keane
i would rarther have The Beast rarther have The Beast
rarther have The Beast rarther have the beast then robbie keane
Lasagne wooahhh
Lasagne wooahhh
Tottenham got the squirts
there shit just like there shirts
The **** couldnt even beat our kids
The **** couldnt even beat our kids
The **** couldnt even
The **** couldnt even
The **** couldnt even beat our kids
i'd rather be a pikey then a ****
i'd rather be a pikey then a ****
i'd rather be a pikey
rather be a pikey
i'd rather be a pikey than a ****
Arsenal are magic
they've got some magic kids
the scousers couldnt beat em
and neither could the ****
Baptistas magic
he really likes to score....
he got 2 goals at white hart lane
and at anfield he got 4
Chimbonda woooaahhhh
Chimbonda woooaahhhh
who the fuck are you
what is it that you do?
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the lads in Red & White,
And we're f*cking Dynamite,
And Martin Jols mother is a whore
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said: F*CK OFF!
When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy,
Tottenham fan on a string,
Told me to kick his f*ckin' head in,
Kick his head in, kick his head in,
She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in.
When I was just a little boy/girl,
I asked my mother what will I be,
Will I be Arsenal, will I be Spurs,
And here's what she said to me:
Go wash out your mouth son,
And go get your fathers gun,
Shoot all the Spurs Scum,
Que sara sara...
My old man said 'Be a Tottenham Fan',
But I said 'F*ck off, bollocks, you're a c*nt, you're a c*nt.
We'll follow the Arsenal over Land and Sea,
Follow the Arsenal unto victory.
Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said,
We hate Tottenham, and we hate Tottenham
We had joy, we had fun,
We had Tottenham on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Because the b*st*rds ran too fast
White Hart Lane is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down,
White Hart Lane is falling down,
Poor old Tottenham!
Build it up in Red and White,
Red and White,
Red and White,
Build it up in Red and White,
Good old Arsenal!
What do you think of Tottenham?
Sh*t!
What do you think of sh*t?
Tottenham!
Thank you
He's only a poor little yiddo
his face is all tattered and torn
he makes me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and now he dont sing any more
Tottenham always running,
Chelsea running too,
Arsenal always running,
But only after you
Shit cups,
You only win shit cups,
You only win shit cups,
You only win shit cups
One man went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
One man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
Two men went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
Two men, one man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Tottenham
Stand up if you hate Tottenham
Stand up if you hate Tottenham.....
Theres only one team in London
One team in London....
Theres only one team in London
We hate Tottenham, & we hate Tottenham
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham
we are the tottenham haters
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, I can't hear a fucking thing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh schhhhh
We won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
we won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham
Will you ever, will you ever, will you ever win the league, will you ever win the league
You're shit, and you know you are, you're shit, and you know you are
You're just a bunch of wankers, you're just a bunch of wankers
Fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all
We won the league
at white (shite) hart Lane
We won the league at white hart lane
We won the league at the shit hole
We won the league at white hart lane
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
And if you are a Tottenham Fan,
surrender or you die,
cause we all follow the Arsenal.
Drink together in praise of the AFC
Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham hotspur
They can go to hell, to hell
So we'll drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC
What we`re gonna do...
What we're gonna do
Is beat the scum,
Then we will show
That we're London's number one.
What we're gonna do
Is beat the scum,
Then we will show
That we're London's number one
One-Nil down Two-One Up (1987)
One-Nil Down, Two-One Up
We knocked Tottenham out the cup
La la la la la la la
You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and you got no silverwear
Heyyy, heyyy Yiddo's you scum
I wanna knowww
where your captain's gone
She wore
She wore
She wore fishnet stockings
She wore fishnet stockings and stillettoes on her feet
And when I asked just why she wore those stockings
She said it's for my client and his name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat,
He's the famous Tottenham pervert
And his name is david pleat...
If I had the wings of an eagle and I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over White Hart Lane and I'd shit on the bastards below
shit on shit on I'd shit on the bastards below
below shit on shit on I'd shit on the bastards below
Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham,
ever seen Tottenham,
ever seen Tottenham win the league?
(Have you fuck)
If you all hate Tottenham clap you hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c
Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham fuck off Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham
Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, uh, ha ha ha ha, uh
Tottenham, Tottenham, sing us a song, Tottenham, sing us a song
Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching Tottenham?
Are you watching Tottenham?
Hark now hear the Arsenal sing,
The Tottenham run away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of Boxing Day
Pride of London, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap,
pride of London
Went down the Lane the other night,
To tell the **** scum
We got the new Ian Wright, they said to me,
How can that be
I said to them,
We got Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry
