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Cockerill's chin wrote:Michael Shields has just started a FREE THE INNOCENT STEVIE G campaign. :lol:
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Wow! Big news! Like Tony Adams takes out a whole street of cars and innocent pedestrians, and George Graham in 'Manilla Wedge' scandal. Grow up you soft c**ts.
:lol: :lol:

You're right God Knows, although I think you missed off the bus of nuns that TA ran into :lol:

When a non-scouser commits a crime you times it by 100 and when it's a scouser it never happened. Take responsibility as a city for the pile of shit you are.

Look on the bright side, Stevie G will more than likely be in Southport tonight. There's an empty house in Formby... :wink:
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I get the feeling we might be getting under the scousers skin :lol: :lol:
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Look on the bright side, Stevie G will more than likely be in Southport tonight. There's an empty house in Formby... :wink:
Oh my god - i reckon its a police sting operation. Liverpool players who are playing away always get their houses broken into don't they? The press say he is still in prison - when really the cops are waiting to catch the robbers red handed!

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Are there any vacant police cells in Liverpool?
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shimmy21 wrote:
Look on the bright side, Stevie G will more than likely be in Southport tonight. There's an empty house in Formby... :wink:
Oh my god - i reckon its a police sting operation. Liverpool players who are playing away always get their houses broken into don't they? The press say he is still in prison - when really the cops are waiting to catch the robbers red handed!

8)

Thieves took advantage of the recent match between Liverpool and Arsenal to burgle two more footballers’ homes.

The first unfortunate victim was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard. The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard’s medals. Police are currently on the hunt for two FA Cup winners’ medals, an FA Youth Cup winners’ medal, two League Cup winners’ medals, a Champions League winners’ medal, a UEFA Cup winners’ medal, two European Super Cup winners medals and two Charity Shield winners’ medals. They also took a number of personal awards including PFA Player of the Year and Young Player of the Year, as well as Gerrard’s much-cherished MBE.

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought to have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.






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The newspapers tell us "Liverpool hit 5 at Newcastle".
Steven gerrard was quoted as saying "It could have been more".
So he hit a sixth at Southport.
Did you hear Steven gerrard has been arrested for assault?

Thankfully, Graham Sankey has come forward to confess to the attack, whilst 20,000 Scousers have testified that they saw gerrard asleep in his bed at the time.
Walton Prison is looking forward to the second half of the prison football season.
They've got Stevie gerrard on the wing.
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BOJDE LFC wrote:
shimmy21 wrote:
Look on the bright side, Stevie G will more than likely be in Southport tonight. There's an empty house in Formby... :wink:
Oh my god - i reckon its a police sting operation. Liverpool players who are playing away always get their houses broken into don't they? The press say he is still in prison - when really the cops are waiting to catch the robbers red handed!

8)

Thieves took advantage of the recent match between Liverpool and Arsenal to burgle two more footballers’ homes.

The first unfortunate victim was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard. The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard’s medals. Police are currently on the hunt for two FA Cup winners’ medals, an FA Youth Cup winners’ medal, two League Cup winners’ medals, a Champions League winners’ medal, a UEFA Cup winners’ medal, two European Super Cup winners medals and two Charity Shield winners’ medals. They also took a number of personal awards including PFA Player of the Year and Young Player of the Year, as well as Gerrard’s much-cherished MBE.

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought to have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.

By all accounts, they moved on to Anfield but found out that all their ndomestic silverware was outdated and so moved on to Blackburn's Ewood Park instead.

Round at Cesc's they would probably have found his Euro 2008 winners medal. Gerrard's shithole just has diving boots and back pain pills. They did find a local mobster in bed with his slag of a bird though.
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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
BOJDE LFC wrote:
shimmy21 wrote:
Look on the bright side, Stevie G will more than likely be in Southport tonight. There's an empty house in Formby... :wink:
Oh my god - i reckon its a police sting operation. Liverpool players who are playing away always get their houses broken into don't they? The press say he is still in prison - when really the cops are waiting to catch the robbers red handed!

8)

Thieves took advantage of the recent match between Liverpool and Arsenal to burgle two more footballers’ homes.

The first unfortunate victim was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard. The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard’s medals. Police are currently on the hunt for two FA Cup winners’ medals, an FA Youth Cup winners’ medal, two League Cup winners’ medals, a Champions League winners’ medal, a UEFA Cup winners’ medal, two European Super Cup winners medals and two Charity Shield winners’ medals. They also took a number of personal awards including PFA Player of the Year and Young Player of the Year, as well as Gerrard’s much-cherished MBE.

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought to have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.

By all accounts, they moved on to Anfield but found out that all their ndomestic silverware was outdated and so moved on to Blackburn's Ewood Park instead.

Round at Cesc's they would probably have found his Euro 2008 winners medal. Gerrard's shithole just has diving boots and back pain pills. They did find a local mobster in bed with his slag of a bird though.
Diving boots? Backpain pills? Bad effort i'm afraid. :oops:
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BOJDE LFC wrote:
shimmy21 wrote:
Look on the bright side, Stevie G will more than likely be in Southport tonight. There's an empty house in Formby... :wink:
Oh my god - i reckon its a police sting operation. Liverpool players who are playing away always get their houses broken into don't they? The press say he is still in prison - when really the cops are waiting to catch the robbers red handed!

8)

Thieves took advantage of the recent match between Liverpool and Arsenal to burgle two more footballers’ homes.

The first unfortunate victim was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard. The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard’s medals. Police are currently on the hunt for two FA Cup winners’ medals, an FA Youth Cup winners’ medal, two League Cup winners’ medals, a Champions League winners’ medal, a UEFA Cup winners’ medal, two European Super Cup winners medals and two Charity Shield winners’ medals. They also took a number of personal awards including PFA Player of the Year and Young Player of the Year, as well as Gerrard’s much-cherished MBE.

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought to have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.






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Fuck, how id love to have two of them :roll:
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Id wipe me Arse on em and post em back to the diving cheat
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He's probably more worried about his own arse right now! God knows what goes on in a Scouse prison
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Perryashburtongroves wrote:He's probably more worried about his own arse right now! God knows what goes on in a Scouse prison
Stevie, meet your cellmate :owned: :lol:
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DB10GOONER wrote:LATEST ON GERRARD "ASSAULT".

From BBC Online...

Liverpool and England midfielder Steven Gerrard has been released by Police after another man claimed he assaulted an unnamed man outside a nightclub in Southport. According to 800 witnesses, all from the Merseyside area, Gerrard was miles away in Bulgaria at the time of the alleged assault...
Hahahaa.... :lol:

Wonder how many times he'll get burgled while in the slammer?

(I don't mean rodgered in the shower)
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