ESP FOR WAYNO THREAD

[QuartzGooner]

8 out of 16!

I am very disturbed.

[flash gunner]

15/16

obviously a subject you know plenty about, Flash

I got 11/16.

I started well, but then I got a few wrong, and fell to pieces ... now I'm looking at girls (?) in the street VERY suspiciously!

Always good to check up g88ner had a few uglies in my time luckily they were always ladies

[corkbarry]

11-016 the second time 13--16 the third time 14--16. I stopped then because it was pretty obvious that my mind is going as well

[MizzNaughty]

14/16!

[olgitgooner]

Many years ago, a mate's brother went to Thailand on holiday.

He pulled a fantastic looking woman. Couldn't believe his luck. Spent all day in her company. As evening fell, romance blossomed. They walked, hand in hand, and found themselves on a little bamboo bridge. A little stream underneath made soothing noises. The full moon shone down. It was time for their first proper kiss.

Passions rose. He caressed her perfectly formed body. Gradually worked his hand down to between her legs. Where he discovered..............a pair of bollocks!!!!!

He was totally shocked, digusted and fucking angry. He beat the crap out of the ladyboy. Then chucked her off the bridge and into the stream.

The guy was in the army at the time. And made the mistake of telling his army buddies about it. Years of piss-taking ensued.

This is a true story. Ladyboys are famous these days. Back then, most people were just not aware.

[charliegeorgewhocanhitem]

12 out of 16 for me

[gusher311]

14/16

[QuartzGooner]

Many years ago, a mate's brother went to Thailand on holiday.

He pulled a fantastic looking woman. Couldn't believe his luck. Spent all day in her company. As evening fell, romance blossomed. They walked, hand in hand, and found themselves on a little bamboo bridge. A little stream underneath made soothing noises. The full moon shone down. It was time for their first proper kiss.

Passions rose. He caressed her perfectly formed body. Gradually worked his hand down to between her legs. Where he discovered..............a pair of bollocks!!!!!

He was totally shocked, digusted and fucking angry. He beat the crap out of the ladyboy. Then chucked her off the bridge and into the stream.

The guy was in the army at the time. And made the mistake of telling his army buddies about it. Years of piss-taking ensued.

This is a true story. Ladyboys are famous these days. Back then, most people were just not aware.

I knew these sort of stories would come out.

Mate of mine used to be in the army, bloke in his platoon pulled and took the womna back to the barracks where in the words of our beloved tabloids, "She performed a sex act on him".

Trouble was, he found out she had a willy!

So did he beat seven bells out of her?

Nope.

He actually, "Gave her one", which it does not take much imagination to imagine how he did it.

He then proceeded to tell all the platoon about it, saying, "It's all right, he looked like a woman!"

The platoon did not share his point of view.

He showered alone after that!


Then there was my mate who went back to a woman's flat in Thailand.

Got down to it, but had to scarper when he felt a willy.

Nicked the ladyboy's scooter to make his getaway.


I have already told the story of my mate in Brazil, who with a mate picked up two women with a mate and took them back to a motel.

Suddenly he hears his mate shout from the next room. "They got dicks!".

Luckily my mate is Irish, and so was involved in an elaborate blarney before sampling the lady's wares, and so had not yet actually touched her.

Luck of the Irish!

[DB10GOONER]

2 out of 7 then I had to go get a kleenex

Quality.

I've fucked worse looking furburgers...